RETIREMENT IS DIFFERENT FOR EVERYONE
One day, while going to the store, I passed by a nursing home. On the front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store.
On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six old ladies lying naked on the lawn. This time my curiosity got the best of me, & I went inside to talk to the Nursing Home Administrator.
'Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your Front lawn?'
'Yes,' she said. 'They're retired prostitutes, - they're having a yard sale.'
One day, while going to the store, I passed by a nursing home. On the front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store.
On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six old ladies lying naked on the lawn. This time my curiosity got the best of me, & I went inside to talk to the Nursing Home Administrator.
'Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your Front lawn?'
'Yes,' she said. 'They're retired prostitutes, - they're having a yard sale.'
Good one Catz. ;-) lol
R&S
R&S
Just down the street from that nursing home is a mental hospital with a very tall fence. One day while walking past to go visit my mother in the nursing home, and scold her for the yard sale idea, I heard a group of people on the other side of the tall wooden fence chanting...13..13..13..13. I couldn't see over the fence, but the curiosity got the best of me and I found a little hole about half way up in the slats so I could peer through. Just as I was adjusting my eye through the hole some bastard stuck me in the eye with a stick. The chanting then resumed ....14...14..14..14.
The moral to the story--DON'T FUCK WITH CRAZY PEOPLE!!
The moral to the story--DON'T FUCK WITH CRAZY PEOPLE!!
lol Wyo
i soooooooo have been tempted to try that
MMMM if that would make my babies teeth feel better today Id try it.. she feels so bad right now.. almost 1 ans the teeth are all commin..