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Just a heads up on yet another spam-alert and fake profile.......had this in our email box this afternoon.

From: NASTYGIRLXXX

Subject: hi... you want fuck with me... shitttt.. uuuuuuuhhhhhhhh...!!!!

Date: May 19, 2008 (2:46 AM)


im khatherine......... im 22 years old from california U.S.. i have a nice abd wet pussy to be played..I will brighten your cloudy days and make you smile in a second...im a student and this job was my part time cam model.... i leave here my addy so that you can chat me..^^
lady_khath026 at hotmail dot com.. if your willing to see me just add me...

You would think that in order to make it seem more legitimate they would at least use proper grammar and spelling...sheesh....
sounds like a rejected myspace profile!!!
Ahh yess.....makes me think "I wanna CHAT....you up" .......NOT
I fucked that whore. It was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. "Model", my ass!!! she had a beard and her clit looked like a dickhead.

-D-
"The Don" fucked a dick weed with a beard???
After what Drew4..said, I can't pass this liner up,:

Give it to Don he'll fuck or is that eat anything....Just kidding Don...If it ain't true well WTF..ROFLMAO
Not at this at what Drew said....
LMAO - THOUGHTGARDEN, we were asked to look at a profile a while back and this is what we saw. Straight from the Ghetto - San BernaGhetto, Ca - LOL

Hope you are enjoying Cal. Is this how they are in Cali? (JK A real So. Cali Homie here BTW) I think we need to adjust our wording in our profile, to be current and relect :P

Profile:

WUSSUP 2 ALL DA PEEPZ UP ON DIZ SHIET??? I BE 22~SINGLE~AZN(KHMAI) FEMALE~5"3"~LONG BROWN HAIR~BROWN EYEZ~TAN SKIN~N WEIGH BOUT 160(GYEA I BE A THICKY, BUT THICK IN ALL DA RITE PLACES YA KNOE). BUT UMM IM VERY OUT GOIN, I LUV SHOPPIN, DANCIN, CLUBBIN N MOST OF ALL DRINKIN N CHILLIN WIT MAH GURLZ....YA'LL KNOE WHO U BE....BUT UMMM IM DA TYPE OF CHIKK DAT JUSS WANNA HAVE FUN N KICC BACC WITOUT ALL DA BULLSHIET DRAMA....IM VERY OUTSPOKEN N SAY WATEVA IZ ON MAH MYND.,,,KEKEKEE...EVEN DOE IT BE GETTIN MEEH IN2 TROUBLE MOST OF DA TYME BUT OH WELL...GOTTA SPEAK YO MYND RITE??? BUT OoOoOoOo....WAT ERKZ MEEH DA MOST IZ DEM FAKE ASS PEEPZ WHO TINK DEY KNOE EVERYTING N TRIES 2 DAYMN HARD 2 B DA SHIET BUT ALL DAT IZ DOIN IZ MAKIN DEM SELF LOOK LYKE A COMPLETE DUMBASS....SO CUM ON NOW, JUSS BE YO DAYMN SELF N B REAL INSTEAD OF TRYIN 2 ACT LYKE SUMTING U NOT...AITE WANNABEEZZZ.....KEKEKEE....WELPZY IF U LYKE WATCHU SEE N HEAR, GO HEAD N GET ATCHA GURL AITE..

My Ideal Person:

IM LOOKIN 4 SUM1 WHOZE NOEZ HOW 2 HAVE FUN N NOEZ HOW 2 WORK UP A CHIKK BODY ALL DAMN NITE LONG...SUM1 WHOZE TALL DARK...CARMEL COMPLECTED...GOSTA BE FINE N WORKIN IT...IF U NOE WAT IM TALKIN BOUT..HAHHA...SUM1 WHO CAN SATISFY A CHIKK IN EVERY POSSIBLE WAY, SO IF DAT SOUNDS LIKE U..GO HEAD N GET ATCHA GURL AITE...N DUNT KEEP DIZ CHIKK WAITIN 2 LONG NOW AITEZZ...MWAH..OH N IVE ALWAYZ WANTED TO DO A SEXY ASS CHIKK..BUT SHE GOSTA BE FLY WID DEM BIG ASS TITTIES N A BANGIN BODY LIKE MINEZ KEKEEKE...
OMG that profile gave me a headache just to read GROUPTHERAPISTS...LOL

Thanks for the laugh though. :)
DAM, i just quit trying to read that shit..