The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy. --- Martin Luther King, Jr.
Happiness is not a destination. It is a method of life.
- Burton Hills
- Burton Hills
the body is meant to be seen, not all covered up. Marilyn Monroe
Something positive to quell the recent uproar on the forum. Have a great Sunday all!
"I refuse to accept the view that mankind is so tragically bound to the starless midnight of racism and war that the bright daybreak of peace and brotherhood can never become a reality." ~MLK, Jr.~
R&S
"I refuse to accept the view that mankind is so tragically bound to the starless midnight of racism and war that the bright daybreak of peace and brotherhood can never become a reality." ~MLK, Jr.~
R&S
When in doubt go for the dick joke. Robin Williams
"Wise man say, forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza!"
Michaelangelo
Michaelangelo
Your body is not a temple it is an amusement ride. Stop and enjoy the ride.
unknown but it fits for this site lol
unknown but it fits for this site lol
What ever you want to become a Champion in, don't ever ask someone who's NOT one, how to become ONE.
George Zalucki
George Zalucki
"Its NOT who YOU know, Its Who KNOWS you."
I can shit in a box with a gaurantee on it an give you a gauranteed piece of shit
Chris farley
Chris farley
Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile. Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here we should dance..........
"Live Well, Love Much, Laugh Often"
Unknown
Unknown
Lia's friend sent this to her and I thought they were "deep" and funny...
Zen Sarcasms
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone.
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt or a leaky tire.
3. It's always darkest before dawn, so if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments
8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
9. If at first you don't succeed...... skydiving is not for you.
10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
11. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
12. Some days you're the bug, some days you're the windshield.
13. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
14. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put back in your pocket.
15. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
16. Duct tape is like 'The Force' It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
17. There are two theories to arguing with a woman - Neither one works.
18. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
19. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
20. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night
Zen Sarcasms
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone.
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt or a leaky tire.
3. It's always darkest before dawn, so if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments
8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
9. If at first you don't succeed...... skydiving is not for you.
10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
11. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
12. Some days you're the bug, some days you're the windshield.
13. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
14. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put back in your pocket.
15. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
16. Duct tape is like 'The Force' It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
17. There are two theories to arguing with a woman - Neither one works.
18. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
19. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
20. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro~ Hunter S. Thompson
An open mind is often an invitiation to somebody to drop a worth while thought into it.
~ unknown ~
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There are those who make things happen! Those who watch things happen!
And Those who wonder what happened!
~ unknown ~
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Take An Interest In The Future ........ That's Where You'll Spend The Rest Of Your Life ...
~ unknown ~
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"Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be the least disappointing."
~ Bernard Baruch ~
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~ unknown ~
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There are those who make things happen! Those who watch things happen!
And Those who wonder what happened!
~ unknown ~
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Take An Interest In The Future ........ That's Where You'll Spend The Rest Of Your Life ...
~ unknown ~
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"Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be the least disappointing."
~ Bernard Baruch ~
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"There is life after death...it's just not yours"
Merkley- renowned S.F. atheist.
Merkley- renowned S.F. atheist.
Never Make Someone Your Priority, When You are only their option.
-Me
-Me
If we can't make you feel better, at least we can make you feel good.
Life is what happens when you are not looking.
LIAANDGIO loved the posting - that leads us to our saying we use all the time that fits in this lifestyle and or life in general.
"Seek to understand, before you seek to be undersood"
and / or
"You get what you get and you don't throw a fit"
"Seek to understand, before you seek to be undersood"
and / or
"You get what you get and you don't throw a fit"
BE A FLIRT, RAISE YOUR SHIRT....... all hooters are great to show off..... quoted by ME lol
Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin
Benjamin Franklin
don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
Mark Twain
Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
Mark Twain
one plus one is two
Love these...keep 'em coming! 
In heaven all the interesting people are missing.
~Friedrich Nietzsche
~Friedrich Nietzsche
Lifes journey is not to go to the grave in a perfectly preserved body.......but to slide in sideways, totally worn out yelling...........Good God! What a Ride!!!!!!!
To love and be loved.... that is the question.......
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal
In America sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it is a fact. - Marlene Dietrich
But seduction isn
In America sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it is a fact. - Marlene Dietrich
But seduction isn
"The choices that we make, dictate the life we lead"
Happiness Is Not Found at The End Of The Road.... But Found Along The Way!
It Is Easier to Keep Up... Than It Is To Catch Up....
It Is Easier to Keep Up... Than It Is To Catch Up....
The following are from the NoteBooks of Lazarus Long, a character of Robert Heinlein creation.
The most preposterous notion that H. Sapiens has ever dreamed up is that the Lord God of Creation, Shaper and Ruler of all the Universes, wants the saccharine adoration of His creatures, can be swayed by their prayers, and becomes petulant if He does not receive this flattery. Yet hes absurd fantsy, without a shred of evidence to bolster it, pays all the expenses of the oldest, largest, and least productive industry in all history.
The second mos perposterous notion is that copulation is inherently sinful.
Everybody lies about sex.
The more you love, the more you can love-nd the more intensely you love. Nor is there any limit to how many you can love. If a person had tine enough, he could love all of that majority who are decent and just.
Masturbation is cheap, clean, convenient, and free of any possibility of wrondoing-and you don't have to go home in the cold. But, it's lonely.
A woman is not property, and husbands who think otherwise are living in a dreamworld. (The converse is also true.)
You can have peace. Or you can have freedom. Don't ever count on having both at once.
No state has an inherent right to survive through conscript troops and, in the long run, no state ever has. Roman matrons used to say to their sons: "Come back with your shield, or on it". Later on, this custom declined. So did Rome.
It is better to copulate that never.
All men are created unequal.
Sex should be friendly. Otherwise stick to mechanical toys; it's more sanitary.
Delusions are ofter functional. A mother's opinions about her children's beauty, intelligence, goodness, et cetera and nauseam, keep her from drowning then at birth.
Nursing does not diminish the beauty of a woman's breast; it enhances their charm by making them look lived in and happy.
The most preposterous notion that H. Sapiens has ever dreamed up is that the Lord God of Creation, Shaper and Ruler of all the Universes, wants the saccharine adoration of His creatures, can be swayed by their prayers, and becomes petulant if He does not receive this flattery. Yet hes absurd fantsy, without a shred of evidence to bolster it, pays all the expenses of the oldest, largest, and least productive industry in all history.
The second mos perposterous notion is that copulation is inherently sinful.
Everybody lies about sex.
The more you love, the more you can love-nd the more intensely you love. Nor is there any limit to how many you can love. If a person had tine enough, he could love all of that majority who are decent and just.
Masturbation is cheap, clean, convenient, and free of any possibility of wrondoing-and you don't have to go home in the cold. But, it's lonely.
A woman is not property, and husbands who think otherwise are living in a dreamworld. (The converse is also true.)
You can have peace. Or you can have freedom. Don't ever count on having both at once.
No state has an inherent right to survive through conscript troops and, in the long run, no state ever has. Roman matrons used to say to their sons: "Come back with your shield, or on it". Later on, this custom declined. So did Rome.
It is better to copulate that never.
All men are created unequal.
Sex should be friendly. Otherwise stick to mechanical toys; it's more sanitary.
Delusions are ofter functional. A mother's opinions about her children's beauty, intelligence, goodness, et cetera and nauseam, keep her from drowning then at birth.
Nursing does not diminish the beauty of a woman's breast; it enhances their charm by making them look lived in and happy.
LIVE FREE OR DIE
(New Hampshire Motto)
(New Hampshire Motto)
If you always do what you've always done, you will always get what you've always got. - unknown author
He who hesitates, masturbates
A bird in the bush is worth two in the hand
Revenge is a dish best served cold
A bird in the bush is worth two in the hand
Revenge is a dish best served cold