Swingers Forum - Booty Call Commandments

Booty Call Commandments...

I. Thou shalt get out before the sun rises

II. Thou shouldest never ask "can we see each other from now on?"

III. Thou shalt refrain from referring to our activities as "love making."

IV. Thou shalt not request advanced plans

V. Thou shalt kiss anything except my mouth.

VI. Thou shalt scream my name often

VII. If someone cometh over whilst thou art here, thou art my cousin from out of town.

VIII. Thou shalt not ask me to walk thee to thy car. Don't thou knoweth what it looketh like?

IX. There shall be no "pillow talk."

X. There shall be no cuddling -- ever!


Although, I don't agree with #V. Kissing, nibbling lips, mmmmmm, that can be raw and not passionate.

Thanks... this is great!

Although I think that VI may be pushing it... what was your name again????

WD: From the news lately, these may be a re-write of the Ten Commandments under the Catholic Church!!!