Two guitar players walk passed a bar...
It might happen!
It might happen!
ever hear the singer song wrighter scale?
Do ray me me me me
But that's enough about me, what do you think about me?
Do ray me me me me
But that's enough about me, what do you think about me?
ahhhhh musician jokes my favorite!
How many lead singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one - he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.
What do you call a guy that hangs out with musicians?
A drummer.
What has 3 legs and an asshole ?
A drum throne.
How do you get a lead guitarist to turn down?
Put music charts in front of him.
Did you hear about the bass player who was SO out of tune, the band actually noticed?
How many lead singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one - he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.
What do you call a guy that hangs out with musicians?
A drummer.
What has 3 legs and an asshole ?
A drum throne.
How do you get a lead guitarist to turn down?
Put music charts in front of him.
Did you hear about the bass player who was SO out of tune, the band actually noticed?
How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb??
None, the piano player can do it with his left hand...
None, the piano player can do it with his left hand...
LOL... Fucking musicians
What does a violin player use for birth control?
Her personality!
Her personality!
how many snare drums dose a drumer need?
Just one more!
Just one more!