As Well said as it is MR. Dangerfield. Is it not true that if you are over 40 years of age you will never hit the Front Page Of Swingular When Your Birthday Comes! Its even More true you won't even be listed on the whole Damn Front Page Birthday listings at all. I did see some Balloons by My Name "Him". Ya Know! Its bad enough when your Spouse of a "Million And One Years", has to be Shamed into Buying you a Cake With Your Name On It. "Were The Fuck are the Boobs" How hard is it to "Get A Cunt Cake" these days. (Pardon Me Ladies A Vaginal Facsimellie) No Just A "Fucking Over The Counter, Off The Shelf Carrot Cake" (At least I finely got My Name on it). In Pink, Fucking Pink, Now there is a Mans Color For You, Is It Not? "My Name Him" In Fucking Pink Iceing! Me "HIM" Born on the Day that the Irish Hold Most Sacred, Right? So what is with The Pink? There should Be A Hanging If Yer Not a Wearin Of The Green, Cause Then Your Name Sake Is A Rolling In His Grave Givin Ye the Horse Laugh! Now On The 15th "The Ides Of March" When the Great Roman Emperor "Cesare" Was Slain By That Back Stabbing Bastard Brutus. I did Receive a Wonderful Party. Many Friends attended and Some of the Togas hit the Floor in Ripe Old Fashion. No Cake then! But with that many "Togas" Hitting the floor I was Too Damn Busy to care? So Remember This. "When Ya Think, The Back Stabbing Bastards Are Just About To Get Ya Down. Just Let That Green Toga Sheet Hit The Ground. And If Ya Get No Respect Cause Yer Willie Is So Old, Remember That Viagra Can Give A Dead Man The Bone". Always With Respect! The Tool Man
Hey, We know what you mean cause they missed us back in October. But just for the record we still love and respect ya big guy. And like you stated as long as you got enjoyment out of the day that is what really matters. Happy belated BIRTHDAY big guy and hope all your wishes did cum true.
Why Thanks Cindy: Ya I got the same things I get Every Year. A Pair of Socks and A Piece of Ass and Neither one Fit. "Some One Take My Wife Please": "Henny Youngman"