The Maid asked for a raise!!
The Madam was very upset about this and asked: "Now Maria, why
do you want an increase?"
Maria: Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase.
The first is that I iron better than you.
Madam: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maria: "The Master said so."
Madam: "Oh."
Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
Madam: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than I?"
Maria: "The Master did."
Madam: "Oh."
Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you."
Madam (very upset now): "Did the Master say so as well?"
Maria: "No Madam, the gardener did."
SHE GOT THE PAY RAISE..!
The Madam was very upset about this and asked: "Now Maria, why
do you want an increase?"
Maria: Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase.
The first is that I iron better than you.
Madam: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maria: "The Master said so."
Madam: "Oh."
Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
Madam: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than I?"
Maria: "The Master did."
Madam: "Oh."
Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you."
Madam (very upset now): "Did the Master say so as well?"
Maria: "No Madam, the gardener did."
SHE GOT THE PAY RAISE..!
thats pretty funny
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but heres another one
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.a man and his buddies were out golfing when one man hit his ball into a small pond he walked down to retrieve his ball and just then he saw a little frog on a lilipad
the frog jumped to him and said "if you kiss me i will turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen and i will do whatever you want me to do"
surprised the man put the frog in his shirt pocket and ran back to his friends and said "i found this talkin frog down by the pond it told me that if i kiss it then it will turn into the most beautiful woman and do what ever i wanted it to do" one of his buddies says "well man why havent you kissed it yet?" the man laughs and says "well honestly anymore i would just rather have a talkin frog"
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but heres another one
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.a man and his buddies were out golfing when one man hit his ball into a small pond he walked down to retrieve his ball and just then he saw a little frog on a lilipad
the frog jumped to him and said "if you kiss me i will turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen and i will do whatever you want me to do"
surprised the man put the frog in his shirt pocket and ran back to his friends and said "i found this talkin frog down by the pond it told me that if i kiss it then it will turn into the most beautiful woman and do what ever i wanted it to do" one of his buddies says "well man why havent you kissed it yet?" the man laughs and says "well honestly anymore i would just rather have a talkin frog"
those were funny
what did one set of the pussy lips say to the other set of pussy lips
did you see that little bald headed fucker trying to get in here
what did one set of the pussy lips say to the other set of pussy lips
did you see that little bald headed fucker trying to get in here