And now, just in time for the Holidays..."Swingular meets Romper Room".....coming to a message board near you!
CMDUO,
To which you are now participating. Welcome to the "Romper Room". You must be lonely.
SCREAMINGFURY,
Let me sum up the entire conversation.
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<font color="#000000"><b>You - </b></font><font color="#4e6dab"><i>"I really have to say my husband,for the simple fact that he has been approached by playgirl and we have been invited to the playboy mantion! (really)! A close second would be my celabrator,ladies it will get you off in 5 seconds. Who said toothbrushes are just for cleaning teeth! Oh and I just had to do a shamless plug for my man."</i></font>
<font color="#000000"><b>Me - </b></font></i>"What the fuck?"
<font color="#000000"><b>You - </b></font><font color="#4e6dab"><i>"Fuck You, Mr. Rose Just so you know there are a few cples on here that have actually herd the audio of it! They know who they are. Some things really do happen you ASS HOLE!"</i></font>
<font color="#000000"><b>Me - </b></font><i>"Why are you attacking me??? Because I said "What the fuck"??? I don't know you. Is it ok that I question your sincerity??? OF COURSE IT IS!!! If the audio is available, let's hear it."</i>
<font color="#000000"><b>You - </b></font><font color="#4e6dab"><i>"i am cause of the way your going about it. and i will,can i download it as a mp3? Do i just paste it to this message?"</i></font>
<font color="#000000"><b>Me - </b></font><i>"Host it on filenanny.com and then paste the URL. Now, suppose you post audio of someone saying, "Hey come pose for playgirl". How the fuck are we to know who is saying it???
Furthermore, it's perfectly reasonable for us to presume you are not telling the truth, when you don't fit the "model mold", that is required by such a magazine. That is not a personal attack, but common sense remark. All I am saying is that I don't believe you. Why am I an asshole for saying I don't believe you??? What does it matter what I think anyway? I am just text on your computer screen. If it is indeed true, it shouldn't matter. You have to admit that it seems pretty far-fetched." </i>
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You then emailed me:
<font color="#000000"><b>You - </b></font><font color="#4e6dab"><i> "here's the scoop holli and i sent pics into playboy radio,i had to record it with a recorder so i am trying to get it to record on to my mp3 player. we also where invited to hook up with christy canyon ginger lynn and mark davis for group sex. I am trying,we dont like to be called out thats all. You can ask <b>-name removed-</b> or <b>-name removed-</b> we played it for them. As for the playgirl thing you have never seen me in person. we sent in pics they said it could take up to 6 months or not at all. we heard back the next day and they offered me 200 a pic for a spread. did i do it no i just wanted to see if i could. i have no proof of this one though being over the phone"</i></font>
<font color="#000000"><b>Me - </b></font><i>"Again, If you know it to be true it shouldn't matter what I think. I still don't believe you, but that's ok. I really don't care and neither should you. If you don't want to be "called out", don't post it in a public forum. No hard feelings. You made a bold claim and I asked you to prove it because I didn't buy it. Do you expect everyone to be agreeable? That's what makes the forum fun. Again, don't make it such a big deal. If it's all true, it shouldn't even matter to you."</i>
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Show me where I ever denied or challenged that you were involved in a radio marketing gimmick? You claimed to have audio of your original claim. Which was that you were "approached by Playgirl" to sell photos at $200 each.
I do not deny that you were involved in a radio contest of which anyone could've won. It's called marketing. You are competing against a number of unknown playboy television/radio subscribers for the title of "dick of the day". Who the hell wants to see a model win that contest. Everyone wants to see the average joe win those. Do you think your competition were all hung models? That's a far cry from posing in playgirl magazine. Let's be real here.
Again, let it go. You're obviously convinced and that's all that matters. It shouldn't matter to you, what I believe. Remember, you are the one that is blowing this up into a huge deal.
-D-
To which you are now participating. Welcome to the "Romper Room". You must be lonely.
SCREAMINGFURY,
Let me sum up the entire conversation.
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<font color="#000000"><b>You - </b></font><font color="#4e6dab"><i>"I really have to say my husband,for the simple fact that he has been approached by playgirl and we have been invited to the playboy mantion! (really)! A close second would be my celabrator,ladies it will get you off in 5 seconds. Who said toothbrushes are just for cleaning teeth! Oh and I just had to do a shamless plug for my man."</i></font>
<font color="#000000"><b>Me - </b></font></i>"What the fuck?"
<font color="#000000"><b>You - </b></font><font color="#4e6dab"><i>"Fuck You, Mr. Rose Just so you know there are a few cples on here that have actually herd the audio of it! They know who they are. Some things really do happen you ASS HOLE!"</i></font>
<font color="#000000"><b>Me - </b></font><i>"Why are you attacking me??? Because I said "What the fuck"??? I don't know you. Is it ok that I question your sincerity??? OF COURSE IT IS!!! If the audio is available, let's hear it."</i>
<font color="#000000"><b>You - </b></font><font color="#4e6dab"><i>"i am cause of the way your going about it. and i will,can i download it as a mp3? Do i just paste it to this message?"</i></font>
<font color="#000000"><b>Me - </b></font><i>"Host it on filenanny.com and then paste the URL. Now, suppose you post audio of someone saying, "Hey come pose for playgirl". How the fuck are we to know who is saying it???
Furthermore, it's perfectly reasonable for us to presume you are not telling the truth, when you don't fit the "model mold", that is required by such a magazine. That is not a personal attack, but common sense remark. All I am saying is that I don't believe you. Why am I an asshole for saying I don't believe you??? What does it matter what I think anyway? I am just text on your computer screen. If it is indeed true, it shouldn't matter. You have to admit that it seems pretty far-fetched." </i>
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You then emailed me:
<font color="#000000"><b>You - </b></font><font color="#4e6dab"><i> "here's the scoop holli and i sent pics into playboy radio,i had to record it with a recorder so i am trying to get it to record on to my mp3 player. we also where invited to hook up with christy canyon ginger lynn and mark davis for group sex. I am trying,we dont like to be called out thats all. You can ask <b>-name removed-</b> or <b>-name removed-</b> we played it for them. As for the playgirl thing you have never seen me in person. we sent in pics they said it could take up to 6 months or not at all. we heard back the next day and they offered me 200 a pic for a spread. did i do it no i just wanted to see if i could. i have no proof of this one though being over the phone"</i></font>
<font color="#000000"><b>Me - </b></font><i>"Again, If you know it to be true it shouldn't matter what I think. I still don't believe you, but that's ok. I really don't care and neither should you. If you don't want to be "called out", don't post it in a public forum. No hard feelings. You made a bold claim and I asked you to prove it because I didn't buy it. Do you expect everyone to be agreeable? That's what makes the forum fun. Again, don't make it such a big deal. If it's all true, it shouldn't even matter to you."</i>
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Show me where I ever denied or challenged that you were involved in a radio marketing gimmick? You claimed to have audio of your original claim. Which was that you were "approached by Playgirl" to sell photos at $200 each.
I do not deny that you were involved in a radio contest of which anyone could've won. It's called marketing. You are competing against a number of unknown playboy television/radio subscribers for the title of "dick of the day". Who the hell wants to see a model win that contest. Everyone wants to see the average joe win those. Do you think your competition were all hung models? That's a far cry from posing in playgirl magazine. Let's be real here.
Again, let it go. You're obviously convinced and that's all that matters. It shouldn't matter to you, what I believe. Remember, you are the one that is blowing this up into a huge deal.
-D-
I like Romper Room too...
One word, Mr Fury: Paragraphs.
Your story sounds interesting, but I'm having a hell of a time figuring out what you're trying to say. It reads as if you shouted all of that out in one breathless string, and it frankly makes me exhausted to read.
PS: TR has the right to think you're full of shit. And you don't have to prove anything to anyone.
One word, Mr Fury: Paragraphs.
Your story sounds interesting, but I'm having a hell of a time figuring out what you're trying to say. It reads as if you shouted all of that out in one breathless string, and it frankly makes me exhausted to read.
PS: TR has the right to think you're full of shit. And you don't have to prove anything to anyone.
I've been called the dick of the day and it has nothing to do with my penis!

Time to let this thread drop and go find some friends to fuck :-) Happy New Year to all
Norm&Sharon
Norm&Sharon
On a side note:
There is a scene in Peter North's Cum Lovers 4 where I was used as a stunt cock. Not because of my dick size, but because like a Seiko watch, we both come in quartz..
Mr. UtHot
LOL!
There is a scene in Peter North's Cum Lovers 4 where I was used as a stunt cock. Not because of my dick size, but because like a Seiko watch, we both come in quartz..
Mr. UtHot
LOL!

never understood why people think everyone should think the same as they do or why they want everything to matter when it should not .. just a thought .. dont we all voice our thoughts that is why we each have our own minds ..
drama drama drama...................... I dont recall but will someone please send me the memo bout when swingular and "Meet me on the blacktop by the jungle jim" were suppose to merge, didnt get that one.
Heck I can record myself talking to my great aunt bessie and have her ask if Id pose in playgirl for 200 dollars a pic, might be in interesting family reunion topic later but hey shes got a nice voice.
If it happened it happened who cares whats it got to do with what Don said or i say or anyone else for that matter it has nothing to do with us. Heck i have a pic of me shirtless with my leather biker jacket on on the cover of playgirl guess where I got it universal studios.

Heck I can record myself talking to my great aunt bessie and have her ask if Id pose in playgirl for 200 dollars a pic, might be in interesting family reunion topic later but hey shes got a nice voice.
If it happened it happened who cares whats it got to do with what Don said or i say or anyone else for that matter it has nothing to do with us. Heck i have a pic of me shirtless with my leather biker jacket on on the cover of playgirl guess where I got it universal studios.

Dreamin,
Drama is what breaks up the monotony of the forum. LOL! It breaks up the 7480 duplicate picture threads about nipples, areolas, breasts, tits, jigs, boobs, funbags, ass, butt, turd toters, pussies, twats, cunts, snatch, etc. Hell, it was so inviting and interesting that you even felt the urge to post LOL!
-D-
Drama is what breaks up the monotony of the forum. LOL! It breaks up the 7480 duplicate picture threads about nipples, areolas, breasts, tits, jigs, boobs, funbags, ass, butt, turd toters, pussies, twats, cunts, snatch, etc. Hell, it was so inviting and interesting that you even felt the urge to post LOL!
-D-
roflmao ::::::::
Hahaha this is true so bring it on let the drama flow Ill begin.....
Don your funny looking and you live with your mommy lol

Don your funny looking and you live with your mommy lol


My mom is dead, but my wife sometimes acts like my mommy. LOL! Especially when she dresses me. HAHAHA!
-D-
-D-
I heard that when Don bites Tami's turd cutter, it sounds squeeky tight as if you were biting an inflated balloon.
We were going to hook up with Don and Tami, but Don takes the Greek thing a little too far. He wrapped his Snapper club with a grape leaf called my wife Aphrodite the whore, and told her to suck his purple Dolmathes... Geez. Greeks.....

We were going to hook up with Don and Tami, but Don takes the Greek thing a little too far. He wrapped his Snapper club with a grape leaf called my wife Aphrodite the whore, and told her to suck his purple Dolmathes... Geez. Greeks.....

Oh My Hell, that brought the funnay to the thread.
Great Job Utah....
Now I have a mental image of Don in my head...
LOL
Great Job Utah....
Now I have a mental image of Don in my head...
LOL
and are you touching yourself Drew? HAHAHAHA!
-D-
-D-
MEN!! :! lol what a bunch of dorks
You like big "dorks" dontcha? LOL!
Don you crack me up LOL
You think Greeks are bad wait till you get me drinking and the irish comes out
You think Greeks are bad wait till you get me drinking and the irish comes out

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I am married to an Irish Girl
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-D-
I am married to an Irish Girl
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-D-
don your one lucky man lol
I know I am. I am still trying to figure out what she was smoking when she got with me, cuz I want some.
-D-
-D-
hahahha
I see from your pics, you can indentify with my last post. Damn bro, your lady is a hottie.
-D-
-D-
I have the tongue of DIONYSUS. That's my excuse. LOL!
-D-
-D-
and some that are
kristylynn
kristylynn
and one more
kristylynn
kristylynn
"and some that are", what??? lol
-D-
-D-
Not me. I think it's what the forums are for. I just didn't understand the text.
-D-
-D-
i new you would reply TR,
HOW'S YOUR WIFE & MY KIDS LoL,
Alton
HOW'S YOUR WIFE & MY KIDS LoL,
Alton
trix ,,with and ass like yours i can see why,you don't want to see my photos lol
kristy
kristy
Come now. There's no need to get personal. Unless of course you can wait while I pop some corn. LOL!
-D-
-D-
and the fun continues.............. lol
Sue has a nice ass dont be hatin.
Sue has a nice ass dont be hatin.

lol
alton
alton
I wasn't hatin' on Kristlynn lol. I was actually stickin up for her. Mr. Kristlynn's (joe dirt's) wit is as highspeed as his photoshop skills were on that last photo.
-D-
-D-
I know you werent my good man I was talking to Kristy
well im on my laptop
and when i get on my desktop
i will do one for you..
that was and old photo..
alton
and when i get on my desktop
i will do one for you..
that was and old photo..
alton
I decided to be nice.
-D-
-D-
Holy Thread Hijacking Batman!!
This thread looks nothing like the original subject matter....umm..yeah, just had to interject that....
This thread looks nothing like the original subject matter....umm..yeah, just had to interject that....
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2k is that all you'ld think could up being that your such a hot young chap
THOUGHTGARDEN, the original subject was lame. We turned it into our sandbox / catbox.
-D-
-D-
lol
a & k
a & k
yea yea yea
a & k
a & k
Who could ask for anything more than home made wings on New Years Eve?
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Yeah yeah....business as usual TR....carry on...
J,
LOL! do you really wanna rehash the original subject?
-D-
LOL! do you really wanna rehash the original subject?
-D-
"aboot"? Are you Canadian ULUV? LOL!
seeking a successful marriage
well heres how lol
* Find a man who cooks and cleans.
* Find a man who makes big money.
* Find a man who loves sex.
* Make sure the three never meet.
k
well heres how lol
* Find a man who cooks and cleans.
* Find a man who makes big money.
* Find a man who loves sex.
* Make sure the three never meet.
k
Thank you T4...Happy New Year to you as well, and to all in fact! 
J&L

J&L
I hate to say it but this thread lost the funnay after page 4
Such a waste of brianpower...I could've been taking a nap