Swingers on Swingular - Swingers Forum - Looking for fun... in all the naughty places...

Well unfortunately, our nanny is unavailable for New Years Eve.

We are so disappointed we wont be able to make it to the ball.

However, we are interested in having a couple or two over, when the kiddo's go down.
(early to bed and out all night).

If anyone is interested let us know.

We will probably be on our web cam tonight also if anyones interested.

We'd love to hear from you!

xoxo

J&M

If any couples or single women on here wanting a back up plan for tonight, after the ball, than please let us know. We are fun, she's gorgeous and I'm ... well.. a dude... I'm hairy (not that hairy), I burp (but I do excuse myself), and scratch myself (I could probably use some help).

I've got a few extra pounds (but I'm adorable, and you'd love me), and a small penis (you can see our pics I'm sure)... but I make up for it with a great sense of humor and a lot of enthusiasm! hahahah. So dont hold it against me!

We unfortunately can't make it to the ball tonight, as we were a little late to request an invite, and we cant seem to find a sitter for the night (weird right? lol).

Anyways... let us know if you'd like to bring new years up to Kaysville.

We'll let you know if we are interested. Its always worth a shot right?

We were supposed to get on cam last night, but with work this morning it got a bit too late.

However tonight we are WIDE OPEN (no pun intended perverts lol).

Hope to hear from you guys.

- Trapped and Lonely

J&M

Welcome to swingular you two.

Indeed.

DIABLITO,

They wrote:

"If any couples or single women on here wanting a back up plan for tonight, after the ball, than please let us know."

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I don't see words "single male" in there. I think the problem people have with single males is that quite a few of you do not listen or read. It shows a lack of respect. I know you wanna fuck, but exercise some etiquette and restraint man.

-D-

Welcum!!!

It's ok guys. You are correct, we aren't interested in single guys. However we don't find it annoying that single guys want to join in.

My wife is a hottie, and frankly I would be offended if they didn't try.

Women and Couples for fun though... that's it.

Thanks

welcome welcome..............there will be more parties to cum too

see you soon

Yep yep...welcome and all that good stuff!

T4REAL69,

I would recommend you to any couple. You set the standard man.

-D-

Back at you man. Be safe and may you have a fruitful year. If you ever get this way, the beer is on me.

-D-

Hey tequila, I wasnt talking to you. Not quite sure why there are some people in the forum that seem to need to butt in and comment on things that have nothing to do with them. Oh well, some people must really be bored (and lame).

Well not to be rude. But thats exactly what they were saying. Our message specifically said Couples and Single Females. That had nothing to do with you.

I mean its cool and all... we don't mind being approached. It's just funny that you said that. Thats all.

Hey thats cool. Its just funny they feel they need to let me know that instead of you. sort of an insult to you as they figured you couldnt answer for yourself. I mean had they posted it i for sure wouldnt have responded :s Oh well its all good. Happy new year to all!

HUBBYNHOTTIE,

I apologize for stepping in. I just know that you are new and I was trying to prevent the new fish in a shark tank thing. Welcome to the site and Happy New Year.

-D-

It is going to be a new year cant we all just get in a big pile and hug?:z

Tequilaroe is correct though:
Single males who contact couples or single females, who are not interested in being contacted by single males, achieve two things:
1) Making themselves look like idiots

2) Giving ALL single males a bad reputation

Just relax and enjoy those who enjoy you!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!

Thank god the forum police are on patrol tonight! What would we ever do without them and their wisdom!

I get the point people.

Everyone can stop putting in their 2 cents and repeating the same thing over and over and acting like its some new spectacular discovery.

And last time I checked forums were exactly what they sound like "open forums" where everyone is allowed to participate in discussion. Oh well hunny&hotty my apologies if I somehow offended you...and to the rest of you, way to show the new people what a friendly, accepting, mature, crowd we have here at swingular!
-peace

Happy New Year and Welcome... D is correct its what we call respect and there is alot of info about how single men will be accepted... All you have to do is READ ya know...

Thanks for the advice dad!

The guy probably can't read, his main photo is himself holding his dick, which according to swingular rules you can not use that as your main photo.

Ironic that all of the people giving advice to read obviously don't know what they are talking about...literally since the initial comment that started this all was removed yesterday. So my advice to you... Make sure you know what you are talking about before opening your mouths. Makes you look just as stupid as you are trying to make me look.

Attention swingular mob!!
You can douse your torches and lower your pitchforks. I SURRENDER.you Will no longer find me sending harmless flirts to people in the forum. Let me know if there is anything else I can do to appease you all!

Ah narcissism at it's finest. Isn't this thread dead yet? Oh yeah, I just posted. That makes me a hypocrite too. LOL!

-D-

MY 2 cents

Everyone can stop putting in their 2 cents and repeating the same thing over and over
Everyone can stop putting in their 2 cents and repeating the same thing over and over
Everyone can stop putting in their 2 cents and repeating the same thing over and over
Everyone can stop putting in their 2 cents and repeating the same thing over and over
Everyone can stop putting in their 2 cents and repeating the same thing over and over

DID I JUST SAY THAT

Kristy