Message from Santa
Dear Friends..
I have been watching you very closely
To see if you have been good this year
And since you have I will be telling my elves
To make some goodies for me to
Leave under your tree at Christmas.
I was going to bring you all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas
But we had a little problem...
The 12 fiddlers fiddling have
All come down with VD from fiddling with the 10 ladies dancing
The 11 lords leaping have knocked up the 8 maids a-milking
and the 9 pipers piping have been arrested for doing weird things to the 7 swans a-swimming
The 6 geese a-laying, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves and the partridge in a pear tree ..
Have me up to my sled runners in bird shit.
On top of all this!
Mrs. Claus is going through menopause
8 of our reindeer are in heat
The elves have joined the gay liberation
And some people who can't read a calendar
Have scheduled Christmas for the 5th of January!
Maybe next year I will be able to get my shit together and bring you the things you want.
This year I suggest
You get your asses down to Wal-Mart
Before everything is gone.
Love,
Santa Claus
LOL
Dear Friends..
I have been watching you very closely
To see if you have been good this year
And since you have I will be telling my elves
To make some goodies for me to
Leave under your tree at Christmas.
I was going to bring you all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas
But we had a little problem...
The 12 fiddlers fiddling have
All come down with VD from fiddling with the 10 ladies dancing
The 11 lords leaping have knocked up the 8 maids a-milking
and the 9 pipers piping have been arrested for doing weird things to the 7 swans a-swimming
The 6 geese a-laying, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves and the partridge in a pear tree ..
Have me up to my sled runners in bird shit.
On top of all this!
Mrs. Claus is going through menopause
8 of our reindeer are in heat
The elves have joined the gay liberation
And some people who can't read a calendar
Have scheduled Christmas for the 5th of January!
Maybe next year I will be able to get my shit together and bring you the things you want.
This year I suggest
You get your asses down to Wal-Mart
Before everything is gone.
Love,
Santa Claus
LOL
OMG that story is hillarious LOL! Thanks wershi for the laughs and smile 