Try this...
Instead of filling out your profile like a job resume, just the facts and nothing but the facts...
I see he is military, and I know that is what he is use to. But if you want to have fun, you need to make your profile FUN!!!
Most dont care you've been married 16yrs, though there are those couples who will only play with other married couples, and prefer long term marriages.
Most dont care that you have children, they do as well, and they find babysitters, so they can have personal time.
Looking at your pics, some might wonder what the red flag with the white stripe is, they wont know it means you or he is a diver. The MH53 Blackhawk is pretty, but what does it have to do with swinging? Do you plan on giving rides?
People want to know what you like to do in and out of bed, they want to know what your limits are, they want to see you having fun with others, they want you to show/tell them how much fun you can be...
Do you only want other couples, do you have an age range, do you go clubbing, can you be seen in public?
Do NOT make this any harder than it really is, keep it simple, make it fun, and show your sense of humor...
Instead of filling out your profile like a job resume, just the facts and nothing but the facts...
I see he is military, and I know that is what he is use to. But if you want to have fun, you need to make your profile FUN!!!
Most dont care you've been married 16yrs, though there are those couples who will only play with other married couples, and prefer long term marriages.
Most dont care that you have children, they do as well, and they find babysitters, so they can have personal time.
Looking at your pics, some might wonder what the red flag with the white stripe is, they wont know it means you or he is a diver. The MH53 Blackhawk is pretty, but what does it have to do with swinging? Do you plan on giving rides?
People want to know what you like to do in and out of bed, they want to know what your limits are, they want to see you having fun with others, they want you to show/tell them how much fun you can be...
Do you only want other couples, do you have an age range, do you go clubbing, can you be seen in public?
Do NOT make this any harder than it really is, keep it simple, make it fun, and show your sense of humor...
Ours is Coooky. Check it out for some ideas. It's a mixture of serious and fun..
Mr. UtHot
Mr. UtHot
dont look at ours it will put you to sleep . we havent had the luck we were hopeing for , so we have to setle for getting laid in salt lake lol no one wants to drive any more lol . good thing we travel lots or we wouldnt be fucked lmao.Ron n Lissa
Maybe you could add a coupon for a free bowl of soup? That's always a big hit around the holiday shopping season.
If that doesn't work, be sure to add the lines about how in love you are with each other, how you are DD free and expect to stay that way, you are looking to spice up your great love life, and be sure to write NO SINGLE MALES!!! 3 times all in CAPS so people know you are REALLY serious... You don't want any of those sneaky little bastards squeaking through the cracks.
Oh yeah, don't forget to dress up your profile with those fancy MySpace backgrounds. Include a picture of your sportscar, boat, and two-headed squirrel that you caught while on your exotic vacation in Rexburg ID... these all get extra points.
Last but not least, you gotta have a closeup shot of your genitals. Who says that once you've seen 10,000 knobby/dried up peckers, they all look the same?
When in doubt, look at the profiles of other popular people on this site, read their clever ads, and do the old "copy and paste" routine. Just don't copy their pics, people may be disappointed when they are expecting Ben and Jennifer, and they end up meeting more common folk. Warning: Don't copy our profile. It is down right stupid and was obviously written by an ignoramous.
The bottom line... profiles are pretty much all the same. Writing some clever literary prose ain't gonna get you laid.
The only thing I've got going for me is a hot wife (bait), alcohol (to relax the spouse of the guy who wants to fuck my wife), and chloroform (to disable the other guy's wife when she finally decides "there ain't no way she's 'taking it for the team' with that crazy bastard! "
Oh yeah, one more thing.... I also was smart enough to move away from Utah to a place where there are good swinger clubs, lots of hot sexy swingers, and our law-makers aren't a bunch of old white haired guys, in funny underware, who think a good time involves green jello and an accordian player!
I gotta tell my former neighbors... I've been to "The Place" and it definitely is NOT in Utah. (Note: the Cirque at Snow Bird and Catherine's Area at Alta might be the closest exception to that last statement)
I hope that was helpful. Good luck with your profile.
If that doesn't work, be sure to add the lines about how in love you are with each other, how you are DD free and expect to stay that way, you are looking to spice up your great love life, and be sure to write NO SINGLE MALES!!! 3 times all in CAPS so people know you are REALLY serious... You don't want any of those sneaky little bastards squeaking through the cracks.
Oh yeah, don't forget to dress up your profile with those fancy MySpace backgrounds. Include a picture of your sportscar, boat, and two-headed squirrel that you caught while on your exotic vacation in Rexburg ID... these all get extra points.
Last but not least, you gotta have a closeup shot of your genitals. Who says that once you've seen 10,000 knobby/dried up peckers, they all look the same?
When in doubt, look at the profiles of other popular people on this site, read their clever ads, and do the old "copy and paste" routine. Just don't copy their pics, people may be disappointed when they are expecting Ben and Jennifer, and they end up meeting more common folk. Warning: Don't copy our profile. It is down right stupid and was obviously written by an ignoramous.
The bottom line... profiles are pretty much all the same. Writing some clever literary prose ain't gonna get you laid.
The only thing I've got going for me is a hot wife (bait), alcohol (to relax the spouse of the guy who wants to fuck my wife), and chloroform (to disable the other guy's wife when she finally decides "there ain't no way she's 'taking it for the team' with that crazy bastard! "
Oh yeah, one more thing.... I also was smart enough to move away from Utah to a place where there are good swinger clubs, lots of hot sexy swingers, and our law-makers aren't a bunch of old white haired guys, in funny underware, who think a good time involves green jello and an accordian player!
I gotta tell my former neighbors... I've been to "The Place" and it definitely is NOT in Utah. (Note: the Cirque at Snow Bird and Catherine's Area at Alta might be the closest exception to that last statement)
I hope that was helpful. Good luck with your profile.
I think y'all have a good start on your profile, maybe go into some more detail of what you are looking for, and as already said by others be sure to enphinsize on the no single males, and just have fun with it and remember it is a slow and roky start into the life style and one y'all get to know more poeple it all starts to come together, hut just always have some fun.
oh and maybe have some more pic of the misses
Mr. country
oh and maybe have some more pic of the misses
Mr. country