New Rating System
We need your input to determine scoring...
Remember Bo Derek? ... she was a "10". Do you think she married a guy who was a "2"? Hell no!
Just like in the real world, 8s marry 8s and 4s marry 4s. If you are a rich or funny/charming guy, you may be able to score a wife a couple of notches higher than you, but there really isn't much chance a guy who is a "2" will marry a "10". You get the picture. How many times have you seen a hot younger chick with an older ugly guy? "He must have money", or "she is a gold digger", you say. These two clearly don't belong together.
Well apparently we have the same damn problem around here! With all the talk about the fatties and the skinnies and those who are more worthy than others....
WE NEED A LIFESTYLE RATING SYSTEM!!!!
I've said it before.. "We need a rating system here." Everyone needs to be properly "scored" so they can be placed into a category. You will then only be allowed to "mingle" within your category. This way, you know everyone is on the same 'level' as you. You won't be able to tease or criticize others because you are no better, or worse, than the other couples you are grouped with.
The webmaster will have a special "chat room" exclusively for your category. When you go to a lifestyle party, it will only include other people in your category. Or... if we want to get real crazy, we will allow 2 categories to attend the same party, but you must wear a badge clearly identifying which group you belong to. This serves a dual purpose: it allows the upper group to feel superior to the lower group, and the lower group gets a glimpse into the world of the upper echelon. (Wow, they really are hotter than us, aren't they Margaret?)
Q: So how do we develop a score? Easy, you get (+) points for 'desirable' attributes and (-) points for undesirable attributes.
Example: under 30 yrs = +2 points, under 40 = +1, over 40 = zero points, over 50 - 5 pts.
Bisexual female +2, straight female -1, bisexual male -25, single male -50.
You also get points (+ and -) for: days spent at the gym each week, how fat you are, cool car, cool boat, anal sex, and other factors that I (the "Point Master") haven't thought of yet.
I need more suggestions how to score people... C'mon people, its for your own good! (especially you fat people)... Let me hear you.
Remember: There is someone for everyone. Lets help streamline the process.
Using my rating system, even these two fatties found each other... http://jakaj.com/assets/PS/moveout.mpeg . (<<-- this make take a minute to connect)
You can too!
If you have other scoring suggestions, please post here.
We need your input to determine scoring...
Remember Bo Derek? ... she was a "10". Do you think she married a guy who was a "2"? Hell no!
Just like in the real world, 8s marry 8s and 4s marry 4s. If you are a rich or funny/charming guy, you may be able to score a wife a couple of notches higher than you, but there really isn't much chance a guy who is a "2" will marry a "10". You get the picture. How many times have you seen a hot younger chick with an older ugly guy? "He must have money", or "she is a gold digger", you say. These two clearly don't belong together.
Well apparently we have the same damn problem around here! With all the talk about the fatties and the skinnies and those who are more worthy than others....
WE NEED A LIFESTYLE RATING SYSTEM!!!!
I've said it before.. "We need a rating system here." Everyone needs to be properly "scored" so they can be placed into a category. You will then only be allowed to "mingle" within your category. This way, you know everyone is on the same 'level' as you. You won't be able to tease or criticize others because you are no better, or worse, than the other couples you are grouped with.
The webmaster will have a special "chat room" exclusively for your category. When you go to a lifestyle party, it will only include other people in your category. Or... if we want to get real crazy, we will allow 2 categories to attend the same party, but you must wear a badge clearly identifying which group you belong to. This serves a dual purpose: it allows the upper group to feel superior to the lower group, and the lower group gets a glimpse into the world of the upper echelon. (Wow, they really are hotter than us, aren't they Margaret?)
Q: So how do we develop a score? Easy, you get (+) points for 'desirable' attributes and (-) points for undesirable attributes.
Example: under 30 yrs = +2 points, under 40 = +1, over 40 = zero points, over 50 - 5 pts.
Bisexual female +2, straight female -1, bisexual male -25, single male -50.
You also get points (+ and -) for: days spent at the gym each week, how fat you are, cool car, cool boat, anal sex, and other factors that I (the "Point Master") haven't thought of yet.
I need more suggestions how to score people... C'mon people, its for your own good! (especially you fat people)... Let me hear you.
Remember: There is someone for everyone. Lets help streamline the process.
Using my rating system, even these two fatties found each other... http://jakaj.com/assets/PS/moveout.mpeg . (<<-- this make take a minute to connect)
You can too!
If you have other scoring suggestions, please post here.
How about -50 points for being a jackass ? I wonder who earned the first -50 points on this fantastic scroing system. Probalby the same person who is NOT going to score where it is the most important, in the bedroom
are you fucking kidding me. who the fuck do you think you arfe that we need a rating system.thats just ass nine. on you system im a single straight male 35 so i guess im a negative 500000 and im one ugly mother fucker acording to you you might want to add a negative 50 for us that cant spell to and no pics in your plofile that should be a -100 and if your a gator fan thats -200. give me a fucking break
its a joke you fucking idiots, jesus christ and being a fucktard should get you an extra negative 50 points!!
fuck!
fuck!
apparently some people on this site are entirely too stupid to recognize sarcasm even when its shoved up their nose
It was a joke?!?!? Damn, I thought it was a very good idea! LOL
LOL -- The cream always rises to the top.
We thought it was a great idea too...well until I subtracted ( couldn't add it) my score.
Then I had to change the batteries in the calculator.
T and V
Then I had to change the batteries in the calculator.
T and V
ha ha ha ha ha!
based on 95%of some of the shit the goes threw the forms it could be a real think hell how know i guess just you insiders jokes on me does that give you a +100 for getting the joke well then i guess your perfect know aren't you NOT
*edited because I have nothing nice to say, so I shouldn't*
"based on 95%of some of the shit the goes threw the forms it could be a real think hell how know i guess just you insiders jokes on me does that give you a +100 for getting the joke well then i guess your perfect know aren't you NOT"
:s
What language do they speak in Kamas?
:s
What language do they speak in Kamas?
All I can say to that reply is "huh?"
UTAH,
yeah, you're always having to spell out the obvious to the fuck-tards in the forms. LOL LOL!!!
yeah, you're always having to spell out the obvious to the fuck-tards in the forms. LOL LOL!!!
I DON'Y GET IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!:z
The last board I was on a couple years ago used "Rep points.", Anyone could add or subtract from other people's rep points... They can even add comments as to why.
At first it worked on helping out on who's really shitty and who's nice to everybody - then it went to pot, mainly becoming more of a popularity contest and rep whores.
LOL, There was even a thread made just for that purpose - the title?
"Rep orgy" <------ Post here for reps.
(For those wondering, reps was short for reputation.)
From that experience, I'm mixed on a rating system... It can be helpful or FUBARed.
At first it worked on helping out on who's really shitty and who's nice to everybody - then it went to pot, mainly becoming more of a popularity contest and rep whores.
LOL, There was even a thread made just for that purpose - the title?
"Rep orgy" <------ Post here for reps.
(For those wondering, reps was short for reputation.)
From that experience, I'm mixed on a rating system... It can be helpful or FUBARed.
I added mine up and it was soooooo bad, I nearly killed myself....with laughter....ROFLMAO Jim
lol
GREAT MOOGLY SNOOGLY! The original post was a JOKE! Get it?? ... as in Ha Ha!
Some people are still getting all JIGGY on me with that OP. It took my good buddy from Kamas, a severe whack over his noggin' with an anvil, before he understood "we's jus' playin' around". So slide on down from that family tree of yours (it should be easy since its shaped exactly like a flag pole) and join the rest of us before you hurt yourself.
We're still getting some hate-mail in our personal box (and some nice mail too, from people who find our profile amusing). If you are going to write us, please read this entire thread before you tell us how you, and all your friends, and their friends (with donkeys) will never sleep with us because we are too judgeMENTAL.
For those of you who thought this post was amusing.... you should see our faces.
JESUS SAVES... at Nation's Bank
Some people are still getting all JIGGY on me with that OP. It took my good buddy from Kamas, a severe whack over his noggin' with an anvil, before he understood "we's jus' playin' around". So slide on down from that family tree of yours (it should be easy since its shaped exactly like a flag pole) and join the rest of us before you hurt yourself.
We're still getting some hate-mail in our personal box (and some nice mail too, from people who find our profile amusing). If you are going to write us, please read this entire thread before you tell us how you, and all your friends, and their friends (with donkeys) will never sleep with us because we are too judgeMENTAL.
For those of you who thought this post was amusing.... you should see our faces.
JESUS SAVES... at Nation's Bank
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anytime you need us fucktards to help out let us know lmfao
anytime you need us fucktards to help out let us know lmfao
So do explain the 2 fat people in the video that u thought where just that fat!!! Because I for one would be happy for her to chase my pig ass around anytime. Your point system is a joke easy to see that but maybe u should of used ken and barbie video so then it would be more like u and those other perfect 10s on here. Then us fat people would have seen the humor right up front.
When we get hate mail I correct the spelling and grammar and then return it. Just one more service we offer 
+10 points for Gryffindor!
+50 points for BUMMYPUS!
.... and +5 points for our new friend from Kamas who finally got all "good natured" and showed some love. (although, even with the extra 5 points, you're still way at the bottom of the swinger food chain... along with the toll-booth workers, orangutans, bicycle seat sniffers, and other assorted undesirables)
I know its tough being a single male... trying to score some wild poontang in the wonderful world of the swingers. You'd think with this smorgASSborg of fine pussy around here, there'd certainly must be some extras lying around waiting for a fine fella like you to dip his twig into??!!
I feel for you, man (not really, but work with me here). But you've got to bring a dish to the potluck (baked roadkill doesn't cut it) if you want to sit at the big kids' table.
Suggestion: grab a girl (human), and a shower, and join the rest of the swinger party. One thing we don't need is extra 'swingin' dicks' at the HO-down. .... Extra bunny tail, that's a different story now, isn't it? Like my one-eyed pappy always sez... "Son, life ain't fair"
He also used to say "Boy, there is a 22.5% chance I ain't yer real Pappy" I'm not sure what that exactly meant, but I'm sure he loved me as much as that old Chevy pickup of his.
Cheers!
BTW, Whenever I get all jazzed up, my good friend Mike always asks me...
WWJD ... for a Klondike Bar?
+50 points for BUMMYPUS!
.... and +5 points for our new friend from Kamas who finally got all "good natured" and showed some love. (although, even with the extra 5 points, you're still way at the bottom of the swinger food chain... along with the toll-booth workers, orangutans, bicycle seat sniffers, and other assorted undesirables)
I know its tough being a single male... trying to score some wild poontang in the wonderful world of the swingers. You'd think with this smorgASSborg of fine pussy around here, there'd certainly must be some extras lying around waiting for a fine fella like you to dip his twig into??!!
I feel for you, man (not really, but work with me here). But you've got to bring a dish to the potluck (baked roadkill doesn't cut it) if you want to sit at the big kids' table.
Suggestion: grab a girl (human), and a shower, and join the rest of the swinger party. One thing we don't need is extra 'swingin' dicks' at the HO-down. .... Extra bunny tail, that's a different story now, isn't it? Like my one-eyed pappy always sez... "Son, life ain't fair"
He also used to say "Boy, there is a 22.5% chance I ain't yer real Pappy" I'm not sure what that exactly meant, but I'm sure he loved me as much as that old Chevy pickup of his.
Cheers!
BTW, Whenever I get all jazzed up, my good friend Mike always asks me...
WWJD ... for a Klondike Bar?