Thank you VERY VERY much for posting this. Maybe some men will catch a clue. Mine is GREAT BTW. 
But, this might help others. Hubby and I have talked about these things for years, just never thought to write them down. Thanks again.
Hope to see you two on Fri.
But, this might help others. Hubby and I have talked about these things for years, just never thought to write them down. Thanks again.Hope to see you two on Fri.
Thanks you guys we too haven't written them down and now we have! Thank you sexy couple
Whew! My car's user manual has fewer instructions. And I can't even figure out how to pop the hood!
Kym has NO chance. Sorry baby...
No socks? Are you KIDDING me? What about my footed jammies?
Kym has NO chance. Sorry baby...
No socks? Are you KIDDING me? What about my footed jammies?
Ahhh baby!
You always make my engine purrrr!!!
Who needs to pop the hood anyway? That's why we have mechanics! LMFAO
Kisses my darling!
K
You always make my engine purrrr!!!
Who needs to pop the hood anyway? That's why we have mechanics! LMFAO
Kisses my darling!
K
Haha...that's fantastic...thanks guys!
~J~
~J~
I couldn't agree more... all ya need is pictures to go with now... and umm i think some men need hand outs... LOL
wow, who knew?
i completley agree with most of what you said,but there is a few that would be personnel preference like the liking of the clit i like it a little on the pressure side to cum. also the candle wax thing some like that too (not me ). but great job on most everything else.
Ya know if a woman came with a instuction booklet this would be one, hello. This is the best thing since sliced bread, lets hope all the guys and gals read it....Thanks again for finding this and posting it...Mrs. and Mr. Tart
OOOOHHHHHH!!! Another bashing, I love it!! 
So that's what I have been doing wrong all these years. I'm 0 for 40..lol.
Always a fun read!..lol..nice topic reincarnation
some women have fantasies they would like to enjoy too
and you thought only men had fantasies....
and you thought only men had fantasies....
thanks for the tips hope i can try them out soon
Although I agree with this in many situations, Jen is a little different I guess because several of these, she has exclaimed the opposite. I have noticed that women are as different from each other as they are from men. Generally the clues to what they like are there, however subtle.
Holy crap! If I were a guy, I'd feel like I am back in college and there is going to be a test at the end of the lecture. Sorry guys, there is no way any of you will pass this test with better than 50%. How can anyone remember all of these little tid bits?
You write them down on your forearm and peek at them while she's not looking. (Just like taking a test in college)
Or UTFUNCOUPLE111 just use a "Palm Pilot" and forget about it all 
This was a good fun read anyhow.
This was a good fun read anyhow.I agree with the one who said that some of this doesn't apply to every woman.
Ladies, I can make it easy on y'all; just tell us what you want. We'll do it.
We men are easy to turn on, just show up, bonus if you are naked and carrying a pizza.
Ladies, I can make it easy on y'all; just tell us what you want. We'll do it.
We men are easy to turn on, just show up, bonus if you are naked and carrying a pizza.
Damn........sounds like an owens manuel for my lawn mower. Seems to me sex is alot better when you explore each other and find out what the other person, male or female, is turned on by. I know my wife wouldn't agree with most of those rules. RULES........what the hell do we need rules for, other than no means no. If women, ok men too, would speak up more then her partner would know if she likes her hair being pulled hard or not at all. Sex should be fun not regulated. 
Okay I'll stop now, I know there is a rule some where thats says you can only get on your soapbox for 10 or less lines :z
Okay I'll stop now, I know there is a rule some where thats says you can only get on your soapbox for 10 or less lines :z