Christmas Tequila Cookies
1 c of dark brown sugar
1 c (2 sticks) butter
1 c of granulated sugar
4 large eggs
2 c of dried fruit, such as dried cranberries or raisins
1 tsp salt
1 tsp fresh lemon juice
1 c coarsely chopped walnuts or pecans
2 c all-purpose flour
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila (silver or gold, as desired)
Instructions
Take a large bowl, sample the Cuervo to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer... beat one cup of butter in a large bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup, just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off floor...Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the etrrs, just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.
Check the Jose Cuervo.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a schpoon of sugar, or somefink... whatever you can find. Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window,
FINISH the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
Happy Thanksgiving..... Cheers
1 c of dark brown sugar
1 c (2 sticks) butter
1 c of granulated sugar
4 large eggs
2 c of dried fruit, such as dried cranberries or raisins
1 tsp salt
1 tsp fresh lemon juice
1 c coarsely chopped walnuts or pecans
2 c all-purpose flour
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila (silver or gold, as desired)
Instructions
Take a large bowl, sample the Cuervo to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer... beat one cup of butter in a large bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup, just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off floor...Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the etrrs, just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.
Check the Jose Cuervo.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a schpoon of sugar, or somefink... whatever you can find. Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window,
FINISH the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
Happy Thanksgiving..... Cheers
haha....I think I"ve had those!
im thinking i need to whip up a batch!!
Whip me at the... uh... up some at the same time please.
So after I pry the fruit off with the drewsciver do I get to grease the oven and beat off the turners this time? hahahaha M
Jenn,
You rock!
You rock!
HAHA~~ If you read it sober, try reading it buzzed.....its even better!
How about you and Drew tie us together and feed them to us?
Lol how sad is it that I was really hoping there was a recipe for Tequila Cookies??? Thanks for doin a shot of Tequila with me last night Jenn!!! LOVE YA!!!
*Amber
*Amber