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OOOO BABY GIRL, I LOST YOUR NUMBER WHY DON'T YOU RIGHT IT IN MY HAND...SO I CAN CALL YOU TA-NIGHT.... .

Wass up people's? How ya'll doing?

Women:

What's the corniest line a guy has ever said to you when he is trying to get with you? (ex. "Excuse me Miss, are you hurt? No? Cause you must have hurt yourself with your fall from Heaven". I'm like Please! LOL)

Men:

What's the corniest line you ever told a woman to get with her?
Have to admit every time I have tried a line to get someone, I always fail...but if I just take my time and wait for them....I usually get something....and remember ten percent of something is better than a hundred percent of nothing.....*S*
Hello my name is Fred Flintstone and i'll make your Bedrock all night long
My name is LeAnn(remember it) you will be screaming it later tonite..........................Do you believe in love at first site or should i walk by again........................If i were a dentist could i fill your cavities?????......If you stood in front of a mirror and held 11 roses,you would see 12 of the most beatiuful things in the world.....
Lets make like a fabric softner and Snuggle.........If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard........Do you like blueberries or strawberries? (why?) Because I want to know what kind of pancakes to make you when u wake up.......... I saw a flower this morning and I thought it was the most beutiful thing I've ever seen until a gazed upon you.........Damn suga! slow down..Im diabetic.........Hey baby you plus me equals we.........I believe im physic and my visions tell me that we need to be together.
THIS THING ISN'T GOING TO SUCK ITSELF
Him: Do you know the difference between a blow job and a Caesar salad?

Her: No.

Him: Wanna have lunch tomorrow?