well i got to thinking about it and i just got to ask,if size matters to some and not to others. what do you men think is a loose vagina?????
If it is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway, that is too loose. HA HA HA!!!!!!
Honestly though, I don't think that there can be a definition of too loose. Every lady is different and everyone's body is unique so comparing one to another is apple's and oranges.
Lobo
Honestly though, I don't think that there can be a definition of too loose. Every lady is different and everyone's body is unique so comparing one to another is apple's and oranges.
Lobo
This question reminds me of an old joke... About the girl who said she was tight... So she instructed her boyfriend to put one finger in then two then 4 and then the whole hand. Next she had him put an additional finger in with the hand and then the rest of the hand in order. Then she told him to clap his hands. He said he couldn't and she said "see I told you I was tight." Sorry.. the devil made me do it..
Tight or loose depends on too many things to figure out what it is or is not. I like a tight vagina and one which is larger or more lubricated, equally. Basically, for me, it has more to do with the woman who that vagina belongs to. Tight or loose is not important if the lady likes you and or what you are doing and is having fun.
Tight or loose depends on too many things to figure out what it is or is not. I like a tight vagina and one which is larger or more lubricated, equally. Basically, for me, it has more to do with the woman who that vagina belongs to. Tight or loose is not important if the lady likes you and or what you are doing and is having fun.
THATS TO LOOSE! :z
Whatever she has is just fine with me. It's the woman, not her pussy, that makes the sex good.
Mr. CARESS4U
Mr. CARESS4U
Bravo Mr. C!
Size, loose, hallways...hell - it's all about the fun.
-K_T
Size, loose, hallways...hell - it's all about the fun.
-K_T
Amen CARESS!
Most often it's not about the length and size of the hall way that makes it fun, but the house that it's found in. Besides, it's no fun merely "throwing the hot dog down the hall"!
Most of the fun is bouncing the hot dog on the sides, grinding it in the carpet, or even having it graze the ceiling. Then it gets picked up, licked off and you start all over again
~J~
Most often it's not about the length and size of the hall way that makes it fun, but the house that it's found in. Besides, it's no fun merely "throwing the hot dog down the hall"!
Most of the fun is bouncing the hot dog on the sides, grinding it in the carpet, or even having it graze the ceiling. Then it gets picked up, licked off and you start all over again
~J~
it is not the size of the pond or how deep you fish it is how you wiggle the worm
EJ, I didn't know that there was a pic that went with that joke..... THANKS
TFF TG - I love when I hits the walls even if it isn't the end of the hall. Besides how many of you can and require that you hit all of the walls, ceiling, floor etc at the same time?
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Even though I'm a bit above average size, I perfer a slightly looser feeling pussy, it brings out the aniamal nature in me ,The thought that she has had huge cocks drives me wild. It has been proven that when a male is slightly jealous or competing with other males for the women, he has up to 10 times the sperm cell count,,I think that's why we like swapping so much even if we get jealous, it drives us crazy, we want to please the woman and get our sperm deeper and quicker into her pussy, so we are the ones who reproduce.
TG, are you making sweet love to analogies again?
Ken's Queef Theory:
Does the size of a woman, relative to the size of a man have anything to do with queefs? If the woman is loose or the guy is small or both, does it cause a lack of seal, letting air enter the vagina? If a woman was full of cock and she was wrapped tightly around her partner, would that not create an airtight atmosphere? Hmmm. Let's just go with this. If you pull out and/or during intercourse, get the rumblings and grumblings of a father-like figure who just ate Mexican food coming from the vaginal area, we'll just say she is too loose and/or he is too small. I'm going with the queef theory. Although I'm no OBYN or Urologist, common sense was at the forefront of most discoveries wasn't it? This will apply to the "Does Size Matter" thread and this thread as well. So, guys, gals, if you get through an airless purging good time, feel content in knowing that both of you are just right. Tight and big.. LOL
Mr. UtHot
Vaginal flatulence
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Vaginal flatulence (flatus vaginalis in Latin) is an emission or expulsion of air from the vagina, often during or after sexual intercourse or (less often) other sexual acts, stretching or exercise. The sound is somewhat comparable to flatulence from the anus but does not involve waste gases and thus often has no specific odor associated.
Slang
Queef (onomatopoeia), pussy fart, and vart are slang terms which refer to vaginal flatulence. The term fanny fart is also commonly used in Britain and Australia
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Does the size of a woman, relative to the size of a man have anything to do with queefs? If the woman is loose or the guy is small or both, does it cause a lack of seal, letting air enter the vagina? If a woman was full of cock and she was wrapped tightly around her partner, would that not create an airtight atmosphere? Hmmm. Let's just go with this. If you pull out and/or during intercourse, get the rumblings and grumblings of a father-like figure who just ate Mexican food coming from the vaginal area, we'll just say she is too loose and/or he is too small. I'm going with the queef theory. Although I'm no OBYN or Urologist, common sense was at the forefront of most discoveries wasn't it? This will apply to the "Does Size Matter" thread and this thread as well. So, guys, gals, if you get through an airless purging good time, feel content in knowing that both of you are just right. Tight and big.. LOL
Mr. UtHot
Vaginal flatulence
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Vaginal flatulence (flatus vaginalis in Latin) is an emission or expulsion of air from the vagina, often during or after sexual intercourse or (less often) other sexual acts, stretching or exercise. The sound is somewhat comparable to flatulence from the anus but does not involve waste gases and thus often has no specific odor associated.
Slang
Queef (onomatopoeia), pussy fart, and vart are slang terms which refer to vaginal flatulence. The term fanny fart is also commonly used in Britain and Australia
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Hmmm, loose pussy? Well a couple girlfriends I had were average sized. Was able to take my time stroking in/out without the sensation of cumming too fast.
Fiance, well, 3 minutes & I'm done. She is that tight.
Too loose? well if ya have to shim it, it's too loose.
Fiance, well, 3 minutes & I'm done. She is that tight.
Too loose? well if ya have to shim it, it's too loose.
ULUV, I guarantee that if you find a woman that can fit two fists, you'll have found the one. LOL.
It is not the hall way, but the route you take to get to the door leading to the hall way.
HUNG,
was that an auto-biography and a resume? Or did you have a point?
UtHot
was that an auto-biography and a resume? Or did you have a point?
UtHot
i think it does matter.especially for men who has average and below penises
the more tight its the more traction there , and traction is needed for both men and woman for more sensation's.
the more tight its the more traction there , and traction is needed for both men and woman for more sensation's.
I prefer a pussy a little loose than tight.....I wont cum so fast and can fuck harder and faster and longer.....that being said..I dont want to loose my wrist watch while fingering her either....LOL
Who needs a vagina when you got this?
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Now That's Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think the emotional scars that video has just left me will lend to the fact that I now will be taking viagra just to get a hard on..
UtHot
UtHot
not being a wise ass or anything but even though i am a big guy that was,iwould say sick but i will not cast thefrist stone.however you would have to be way,way,way drunk to even let the thought cross your mind.thank god i do do drunk!! lol
Fortunately with Mrs. JC, viagra is not needed as she is all the pill one would need. :-)
Mr. UtHot
Mr. UtHot
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For what it's worth loose and very wet works.. we can make it tight..lol ,muscular contractions and all.
JC, you guys are hot. I wanna bang ya. Loose or not. I'll fuck your armpit.
dont know about the arm pit fucking sounds a little kinky but what to hell,but we would love to touch the art work on her body.nothing sexier the a lady with art work.WooDogg
Armpits? wow.. now that's on the kinky side.. heh heh.. :!
Mowing armpits... Hmm. Well C, I have a mower but would rather use my Plow on you.. 
Ken
Ken
Women can do kegels to help tighten the vagina. It is an elastic muscle. If one is worried about being "loose" one can do kegels daily and it will make a difference.
Make a routine for them. Every stoplight, do them. Doing dishes? Do them. Getting online, do them. Whatever works, just do it.
I've birthed 8 children. One would think you could drive a semi up me, turn it around and never touch the sides. Wrong. I've got a nice coochie thanks to my kegels.
For those still having babies, don't by into the doctors and the episiotomy bullshit. Cutting into tissue creates scar tissue. Scar tissue loses elasticity. Kegels won't help there. Forgo the snipping, do your kegels and you will find that looseness is not an issue.
Just my two cents on female anatomy and what I've learned over my many years of study as a midwifery assistant and as a woman.
Ali
Make a routine for them. Every stoplight, do them. Doing dishes? Do them. Getting online, do them. Whatever works, just do it.
I've birthed 8 children. One would think you could drive a semi up me, turn it around and never touch the sides. Wrong. I've got a nice coochie thanks to my kegels.
For those still having babies, don't by into the doctors and the episiotomy bullshit. Cutting into tissue creates scar tissue. Scar tissue loses elasticity. Kegels won't help there. Forgo the snipping, do your kegels and you will find that looseness is not an issue.
Just my two cents on female anatomy and what I've learned over my many years of study as a midwifery assistant and as a woman.
Ali