I saw this on another forum and thought immediately of this one...hehe - Enjoy!!
How Many Forum Members......
........does it take to change a light bulb?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.
13 to flame the spell police.
18 to correct spelling/grammar flames.
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb".
6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive.
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp".
5 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct.
6 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy".
4 to post that this area is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb area in the forum.
11 to defend the posting to this area saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this mailing list.
3 to claim that since they have superior visual skills they don't need those "damn bulbs".
27 to say the new energy saving bulbs will never replace the old standards and speculate which models will be discontinued in 5-10 years.
8 will insist that the light pattern from a fixture featuring multiple 60-watt bulbs is flatter than the trajectory of a single big-bore bulb of the same total wattage.
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty.
27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs.
14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's.
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.
33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too".
12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.
19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "what he said".
4 to say that, "BY GOD lightbulbs are for sissies!" and that in their day they had to use coal oil lanterns and home made candles.
8 to post rolling eyes....Here we go again!!
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?".
14 to say "do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".
20 to wonder why some of these people don't read their owner's manual instead of asking the whole world where the light bulb is, what type it is, and how to change it. But they don't want to post such a question.
8 to say that fluorescent is far superior to incandescent.
12 to refute that it makes no difference whether one uses incandescent or fluorescent.
3 to state that they "know someone" who was blinded by the use of incandescents and only an inexperienced person or outright fool would choose anything other than fluorescent.
3 to state that they have tried reading upside down using incandescents and can still see absolutely no difference between the two.
1 to put his incandescent light bulbs (lamps/lightbulbs) in nothing but fiberglass swirly coloured light fixtures.
6 to condemn anyone using grid power, obvious from their reference over which type to use and demand that everyone switch to eco-friendly candles.
6 to push for the further development of LED clusters.
12 to say that they have no idea how to change a light bulb but they'd do it a certain way if they had to.
14 to question if there really are any light bulbs.
4 would question if the light bulb needed to be changed
3 would ask how to unsubscribe from the forum
5 who say if you didn't want the advice, why did you post it?
15 to discuss the backward compatibility of the brand of light bulb being used, (10 of those would get into a flame war about the rumours of a new, more efficient light-bulb and whether it would maintain compatibility.)
3 to post graphs of the relative luminosity of the old and new bulbs, with equations to show the luminosity decay as a function of temperature and socket type.
7 to point out that the equations fail to take into account the filters being used and the difference between 8- and 16-bit luminosity.
and finally..........
1 forum "lurker" to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
-Te
How Many Forum Members......
........does it take to change a light bulb?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.
13 to flame the spell police.
18 to correct spelling/grammar flames.
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb".
6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive.
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp".
5 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct.
6 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy".
4 to post that this area is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb area in the forum.
11 to defend the posting to this area saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this mailing list.
3 to claim that since they have superior visual skills they don't need those "damn bulbs".
27 to say the new energy saving bulbs will never replace the old standards and speculate which models will be discontinued in 5-10 years.
8 will insist that the light pattern from a fixture featuring multiple 60-watt bulbs is flatter than the trajectory of a single big-bore bulb of the same total wattage.
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty.
27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs.
14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's.
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.
33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too".
12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.
19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "what he said".
4 to say that, "BY GOD lightbulbs are for sissies!" and that in their day they had to use coal oil lanterns and home made candles.
8 to post rolling eyes....Here we go again!!
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?".
14 to say "do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".
20 to wonder why some of these people don't read their owner's manual instead of asking the whole world where the light bulb is, what type it is, and how to change it. But they don't want to post such a question.
8 to say that fluorescent is far superior to incandescent.
12 to refute that it makes no difference whether one uses incandescent or fluorescent.
3 to state that they "know someone" who was blinded by the use of incandescents and only an inexperienced person or outright fool would choose anything other than fluorescent.
3 to state that they have tried reading upside down using incandescents and can still see absolutely no difference between the two.
1 to put his incandescent light bulbs (lamps/lightbulbs) in nothing but fiberglass swirly coloured light fixtures.
6 to condemn anyone using grid power, obvious from their reference over which type to use and demand that everyone switch to eco-friendly candles.
6 to push for the further development of LED clusters.
12 to say that they have no idea how to change a light bulb but they'd do it a certain way if they had to.
14 to question if there really are any light bulbs.
4 would question if the light bulb needed to be changed
3 would ask how to unsubscribe from the forum
5 who say if you didn't want the advice, why did you post it?
15 to discuss the backward compatibility of the brand of light bulb being used, (10 of those would get into a flame war about the rumours of a new, more efficient light-bulb and whether it would maintain compatibility.)
3 to post graphs of the relative luminosity of the old and new bulbs, with equations to show the luminosity decay as a function of temperature and socket type.
7 to point out that the equations fail to take into account the filters being used and the difference between 8- and 16-bit luminosity.
and finally..........
1 forum "lurker" to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
-Te
WOW!!
After reading about BRADD, when swingers go bad, and controlling men I needed that laugh.
Thanks BABES!
After reading about BRADD, when swingers go bad, and controlling men I needed that laugh.
Thanks BABES!
You forgot about this one ......... 99 to say how much they like playing with light bulbs, then chatting with you about it for two days, then setting a date with you to get together and play with light bulbs together, and then disappear from the face of the earth.
Got 6 more...
1 to say how it was nice to get their light bulb brightened after being dimmed by a previous light bulb post.
1 to add a few more light bulb subjects about how light bulbs can often lie and how light bulbs sometimes make each other feel bad. - sorry that happened to you guys, but you never really know what goes on with people in these highly unpredictable lifestyles
1 to let the light bulb screwer's know that they got a nice happy flicker from reading about light bulb screwing.
and finaly 1 smart assed (spelled wrong, but is there really such a word?) light bulb screwer distastefully trying to capitalize on other light bulb screwer's sincere responses just to try to get a cheap laugh.
-Just having some fun guys - keep screwin those light bulbs in and out, I hear it makes you brighter!
Oh yeah, and 1 to make a nutty play on light bulb words
- and operantly 1 to put one of those silly winkey, smiley faces on the end of their light bulb screwing addition.
1 to say how it was nice to get their light bulb brightened after being dimmed by a previous light bulb post.
1 to add a few more light bulb subjects about how light bulbs can often lie and how light bulbs sometimes make each other feel bad. - sorry that happened to you guys, but you never really know what goes on with people in these highly unpredictable lifestyles
1 to let the light bulb screwer's know that they got a nice happy flicker from reading about light bulb screwing.
and finaly 1 smart assed (spelled wrong, but is there really such a word?) light bulb screwer distastefully trying to capitalize on other light bulb screwer's sincere responses just to try to get a cheap laugh.
-Just having some fun guys - keep screwin those light bulbs in and out, I hear it makes you brighter!
Oh yeah, and 1 to make a nutty play on light bulb words
- and operantly 1 to put one of those silly winkey, smiley faces on the end of their light bulb screwing addition.
Hey don't forget the one from Tequilarose with fairies and pretty colors, telling you all how wrong you really are!! and how you should never joke about screwing or light bulbs!! and what the proper etiquette guideline would be!! Sitting on his perpetual high horse, I mean highchair, (oh that's a swing!!!!) then he would tell you, if you don't agree with him on his views of screwing light bulbs, to get out of his sand box, that's his sand! or his forum, whichever! Badda bing! LOL
Don
:i Don't you all think this should have been posted under "Lifestyle Questions" since the basis of the inquiry was to determine how many forum posters from this, a swingers site, it would take to perform a given task? So, it is a question from a swinger about swingers... definately a "Lifestyle Question".
Sorta like this one:
"How many single men, on a swinger site, does it take to get 5 pages of forum comments from fellow swingers?"
Apparently 1 if he's from another planet and a profound tard.
Definately a lifestyle question.
:z just couldnt resist
Sorta like this one:
"How many single men, on a swinger site, does it take to get 5 pages of forum comments from fellow swingers?"
Apparently 1 if he's from another planet and a profound tard.
Definately a lifestyle question.
:z just couldnt resist
OMG - it just keeps getting funnier!! All of the add-ons are hysterical!!!!
- Te
- Te
You really must add the additional 75 or so posts Don (TR) is sure to make. We all know full well he is indeed the SELF APPOINTED lord of the Swingular forum. Mark me down as the forum waterhead.
Valence, You are right it should read (DREAD) I would not hire him to mow my lawn much less take any of his advice. We don't hire Mexicans or any people of color. He's no better than a fuckin' wetback.
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You still cryin' cuz you got your ass jumped by the entire Swingular Community foe being a shallow piece of shit. I could care less if your ignorant ass takes my advice. I have no advice for you anyway. You are beyond help. That's pretty apparent since you two didn't take the cosmetic surgeon's advice when you turned 50. Can you say "FAT BACK" you witless turd. Change your main pics, SUNMAID! I figure attacking both of your looks would be more your level. The best way to identify. Oh and before you think your shallow weak-assed come backs will mean anything to me, they won't. Your opinion means nothing. If you think this is a popularity contest, look at my number of profile view since I joined then look at yours. You act like you are in middle school you fuckin' old dweeb. Grow up, you're almost a senior citizen for Christ Sake.
<b>VP,</b> sorry bro, I had to remove the delusional shit from my shoe. It apears that the Swingular lawn could use a shit scooper. We are plagued with delusional fuckin raisins, that somehow think they are better than everyone. You can add me in this little joke as an unemployed opinionated windbag... I can dig it. At least I can be honest with myself. Put me next to trolls, but just inside the line of reason. LOL
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<b>UTCPL,</b>
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You still cryin' cuz you got your ass jumped by the entire Swingular Community foe being a shallow piece of shit. I could care less if your ignorant ass takes my advice. I have no advice for you anyway. You are beyond help. That's pretty apparent since you two didn't take the cosmetic surgeon's advice when you turned 50. Can you say "FAT BACK" you witless turd. Change your main pics, SUNMAID! I figure attacking both of your looks would be more your level. The best way to identify. Oh and before you think your shallow weak-assed come backs will mean anything to me, they won't. Your opinion means nothing. If you think this is a popularity contest, look at my number of profile view since I joined then look at yours. You act like you are in middle school you fuckin' old dweeb. Grow up, you're almost a senior citizen for Christ Sake.
<b>VP,</b> sorry bro, I had to remove the delusional shit from my shoe. It apears that the Swingular lawn could use a shit scooper. We are plagued with delusional fuckin raisins, that somehow think they are better than everyone. You can add me in this little joke as an unemployed opinionated windbag... I can dig it. At least I can be honest with myself. Put me next to trolls, but just inside the line of reason. LOL
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TR, now that you have opened the looks topic by attempting to degrade us, lets take a look at you two pigs. I would not let my german shepard share your bed even if it was after he was dead. That is one area you have zero I mean zero to ground on. Why don't you tow your trailer back to the pits from which you came? How many of you Mexican's does it take to fill one of those trailers anyway?
Also TR, I know your wife is better looking than mine, but you don't have to pull that card. Let's be civil and keep it between us guys.
One more thing TR Your wetback "latino" ass should get a job first then maybe in twenty years after you have moved up the ranks from busboy to head fry cook and save all of your checks for a few years you might be able to afford to take a vacation where you can also get a tan like the ones we have from nice long tropical vacations that seem to bother you so bad. LOSER LOSER LOSER thats what you are and always will be.
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Was I the only one that imagined a small child's voice in my mind when I read that idiot's post? UTCPL, bro... Quit while you are ahead. Your witless quips and shallow drivel make you look like a fuckin worm. Look, I forgive you. Let's be friends. You go about your business and I'll go about mine. This is starting to make me feel bad for you man. I mean it.
I think if you look at the thread, it was you that attacked me first. Thank you for proving yet again, that it's other dickheads that start the shit, I just finish it. We can just end it here and no one's feelings should be hurt. I am willing to call it a truce... Consider my hand extended. I don't like you and you don't like me. We can atleast be civil with each other. That's all I am saying in this one.
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Was I the only one that imagined a small child's voice in my mind when I read that idiot's post? UTCPL, bro... Quit while you are ahead. Your witless quips and shallow drivel make you look like a fuckin worm. Look, I forgive you. Let's be friends. You go about your business and I'll go about mine. This is starting to make me feel bad for you man. I mean it.
I think if you look at the thread, it was you that attacked me first. Thank you for proving yet again, that it's other dickheads that start the shit, I just finish it. We can just end it here and no one's feelings should be hurt. I am willing to call it a truce... Consider my hand extended. I don't like you and you don't like me. We can atleast be civil with each other. That's all I am saying in this one.
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TR,
this thread was a JOKE until you commented on it, you started the "shit" have some accountability.
~K~
this thread was a JOKE until you commented on it, you started the "shit" have some accountability.
~K~
Gee maybe I am wrong but this is the posting that was before TR and I am pretty sure this wasnt nessary to put in there, so where does the accountablity go to now? Unless someone snuck in here and deleted one to make it look this way....I could be wrong but if your going to sling mud, make sure you dont have a trail of bed crumbs leading to your doorstep! Doesnt take a genius to figure out your wrong on this one.
~D~
Posted By: Posted By: SLINKSBLONDEBOMB Reply posted on:
Mar 23, 2007 - 9:08 am
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Hey don't forget the one from Tequilarose with fairies and pretty colors, telling you all how wrong you really are!! and how you should never joke about screwing or light bulbs!! and what the proper etiquette guideline would be!! Sitting on his perpetual high horse, I mean highchair, (oh that's a swing!!!!) then he would tell you, if you don't agree with him on his views of screwing light bulbs, to get out of his sand box, that's his sand! or his forum, whichever! Badda bing! LOL
~D~
Posted By: Posted By: SLINKSBLONDEBOMB Reply posted on:
Mar 23, 2007 - 9:08 am
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Hey don't forget the one from Tequilarose with fairies and pretty colors, telling you all how wrong you really are!! and how you should never joke about screwing or light bulbs!! and what the proper etiquette guideline would be!! Sitting on his perpetual high horse, I mean highchair, (oh that's a swing!!!!) then he would tell you, if you don't agree with him on his views of screwing light bulbs, to get out of his sand box, that's his sand! or his forum, whichever! Badda bing! LOL
VIRGINCPL,
I cant speak for anyone else, but MY post was meant as a joke. and unless I read wrong so were the few there after, why cant we joke at his expense? He screams profanities and insults your wife when hes mad.
~K~
I cant speak for anyone else, but MY post was meant as a joke. and unless I read wrong so were the few there after, why cant we joke at his expense? He screams profanities and insults your wife when hes mad.
~K~
Well well well..... interesting turn for a joke thread.
All anyone needs to do is simply read through the posts. While I don't always agree with Don's approach, I think it's safe to say that he wasn't the first to sling shit here. If you've read ANY other posts that these people have interacted in, you know a lot of shit has been slung. This isn't the first shit sighting on this forum.
Those of you that are offended don't 'get' Don's humor. The fact is that he's joking half the time. Or at least that's my impression. Or he's a total ass. Either way - I respect most of what he says.
Get over it and enjoy the actual joke. Or not. Whatever.
Te
All anyone needs to do is simply read through the posts. While I don't always agree with Don's approach, I think it's safe to say that he wasn't the first to sling shit here. If you've read ANY other posts that these people have interacted in, you know a lot of shit has been slung. This isn't the first shit sighting on this forum.
Those of you that are offended don't 'get' Don's humor. The fact is that he's joking half the time. Or at least that's my impression. Or he's a total ass. Either way - I respect most of what he says.
Get over it and enjoy the actual joke. Or not. Whatever.
Te
Hes never insulted my wife and been nothing more than a gentalman to her! :P
Why does every forum post turn into some sort of cat (or dog) fight? cant we have a thread that doesnt end like this?
~K~
~K~
I have to admit, as I was reading the initial post of the joke, I was thinking to myself: "Oh, I have to post how TR will post a message with a button to make changing the lightbulb easier." Damn, someone beat me to it!
And I KNOW that TR will laugh his ass off being included in this joke forum. After all, look at his great response to the forum on removing TR (aka cocksucker) LOL
Then someone had to go and throw mud. Sheesh. The rest of us forgot to duck!
Christian
PS. Don't forget the 184,000 people that will remind us that we all will not be the chosen ones. (see, that is a local joke that most Utahns will get!)
And I KNOW that TR will laugh his ass off being included in this joke forum. After all, look at his great response to the forum on removing TR (aka cocksucker) LOL
Then someone had to go and throw mud. Sheesh. The rest of us forgot to duck!
Christian
PS. Don't forget the 184,000 people that will remind us that we all will not be the chosen ones. (see, that is a local joke that most Utahns will get!)
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<b>SLINKS,</b>
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this thread was a JOKE until you commented on it, you started the "shit" have some accountability.
~K~
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READ UTCPL'S FIRST POST ONE THE FIRST PAGE, THEN READ MINE ON THE SECOND PAGE AND THEN TELL ME WHO FUCKIN STARTED IT. Don't give me your "accountability" bullshit Doctor Phil.
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<b>SLINKS,</b>
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this thread was a JOKE until you commented on it, you started the "shit" have some accountability.
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READ UTCPL'S FIRST POST ONE THE FIRST PAGE, THEN READ MINE ON THE SECOND PAGE AND THEN TELL ME WHO FUCKIN STARTED IT. Don't give me your "accountability" bullshit Doctor Phil.
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Look ma!, now Im Dr. Phil!!Woo Hoo!!
Accountability for our actions is what seperates children from grown ups! That is not a Dr. Phil quote, thats life. And you can quote me on that.
All I meant was, if we are joking about you joke back, dont sling shit. you have to know how you are, you say you have a sense of humor, but when the jokes on you your pouting and flipping out. We were alll having a laugh, then "fuck you you fat bastard"
You have to be able to laugh at your self once in awhile does everything have to be so serious? Relax man, were not all out to get you.
I was not aware of the past history of fighting with utcpl and thought it was all in good fun. Not Dr.Phil, and not a mind reader. Hum shit, Im just mortal after all!!LOL
~K~
P.S. Man, its not cool to insult somones wife, I dont care who you are. Bad dog, no bone for you!!!!
Accountability for our actions is what seperates children from grown ups! That is not a Dr. Phil quote, thats life. And you can quote me on that.
All I meant was, if we are joking about you joke back, dont sling shit. you have to know how you are, you say you have a sense of humor, but when the jokes on you your pouting and flipping out. We were alll having a laugh, then "fuck you you fat bastard"
You have to be able to laugh at your self once in awhile does everything have to be so serious? Relax man, were not all out to get you.
I was not aware of the past history of fighting with utcpl and thought it was all in good fun. Not Dr.Phil, and not a mind reader. Hum shit, Im just mortal after all!!LOL
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P.S. Man, its not cool to insult somones wife, I dont care who you are. Bad dog, no bone for you!!!!
WOW! Is this battle goin on in every topic????
Knock Knock...........
Who's there???
WETFEM
This one started that one apparently!
Opps!
~K~
This one started that one apparently!
Opps!
~K~
It's ok, SLINKS. You are still f..... king hot!
SMOKIN!!!!!
Sensuous...
MMMMMMMMMM .... you too, SECRET
Sensuous up would ya get me a beer bwah ha ha I slay me
LMAO! I just now got it. DUH.
Sorry, I was playing with my lightbulb
Called em pink elephants in the 70's
OK so..................why are blonde jokes are so short?.........................................
..................................So men can remember um!!!!!!!
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..................................So men can remember um!!!!!!!
:z Why do blondes wear panties????????
To keep their ankles warm
To keep their ankles warm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!
WETFEM,
Thanks for the compliment earlier on page 3 or something, I almost missed it!
Margaritas anyone?? WooHoo TGIFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Honestly I love tequilla!!!lets do shots instead!!!
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Thanks for the compliment earlier on page 3 or something, I almost missed it!
Margaritas anyone?? WooHoo TGIFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Honestly I love tequilla!!!lets do shots instead!!!
~K~
Tequila?
I'm up for a shot or two... Or five or ?? But it has to be some of the good stuff. None of that Jose or Patron crap. No offense to those who like it, but I like tequila that doesn't make me sick the next day.
My only real problem with tequila is that it makes my clothes come off. But that's not really a problem is it? Well, I suppose it could be if I was somewhere that required clothing...
Ali
I'm up for a shot or two... Or five or ?? But it has to be some of the good stuff. None of that Jose or Patron crap. No offense to those who like it, but I like tequila that doesn't make me sick the next day.
My only real problem with tequila is that it makes my clothes come off. But that's not really a problem is it? Well, I suppose it could be if I was somewhere that required clothing...
Ali
ya know Virg I have some mesqual (spelled worng) with the worm in the bottle direct from my step brother in Cancun lol not much left but the worm is there, Never done the worm when I was in the Marines so I have to save that but the rest is free lol
I meant Pet not Virg I was saying Virg from the other virgin boobies thing
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Then take it all off. I'm here LOL! Miss SECRETINSIDE can help ya, whilst she takes hers off. WOOHOO!
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Then take it all off. I'm here LOL! Miss SECRETINSIDE can help ya, whilst she takes hers off. WOOHOO!
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yea miss secret can help her yea Don lets help her lol