Swingers Forum - Primary Profile Pictures

Maybe we are new to this, but we don't understand why some people have to use a Picture of their C@#K as there primary picture. Most people get on here to meet new friend, have a great time, and see where it goes from there. We have no problem with nudity in there private photos, but just not as a primary one. We like to meet the people, then perhaps say hello to Mister One Eye and Ms. Va-Jay-Jay. If you feel that this is all you have to offer in your primary picture, then maybe you are missing out on what swingular is all about.



PLEASE READ: All pictures must follow our guidelines and are subject to review: ** The first picture must be a current picture of you, and may not be a genital shot or sexual act of any kind (this includes masturbatory pictures and hard ons). Tasteful nudity is accepted. If a photo contains any questionable material (i.e. minors, animals, etc.) it will be deleted and your account immediately closed. ** Please remember, first impressions are lasting, so choose a primary photo that you feel will best represent you. The first picture in your profile is what others will see when browsing the site. Additional pictures may be more risqu

Personally, we will not consider meeting, talking to, or associating in any way with a person unless we have properly examined their genitals. It does make job interviews sorta weird, but we've got to stick to our principles.

As such, we suggest the following revisions to this site:

1) Remove all personal descriptions. Who cares what kind of body is attached to the genitals?
2) Add breast size (nipple length and circumference, areola ratio) and ratio of lefty to righty.
3) Add penis length, width, curvature, head to shaft ratio, number of moles, large identifying veins, etc.
4) Add vagina depth, width, pH, humidity index, inner/outer shape, similarity to Georgia O'Keefe paintings, labial symmetry, etc.
5) Change "about us" to "about our genitals." Who cares what kind of music you like or what your hobbies are? We NEED to know if our genitals are compatible.
6) Change "what we're looking for" to "genitals we're looking for."
7) Change additional info/comments to "Mr. One Eye says:" and "Ms. Va-Jay-Jay says:" to allow our genitals to make direct requests of one anothers'. This will save a lot of time.
8) Change VIP seal to GEIP (Genitalia Examined In Person)
9) Get rid of zipcode. Instead of (3 Miles Away) showing up on a search, it could say (2 inches away) so you could compare relative genital sizes and make sure there will be a proper vacuum seal. Plus, who cares about location? For the right set of labia, who wouldn't fly a thousand miles?

You say a primary genital photo is too far but we say it isn't far enough. We would ask that everyone kindly remove all non-genital photos from the site. All emails to us containing face pics or personal messages will be promptly deleted. Additionally, we request that all genital photography be professionally done. Professional lighting, but no airbrushing. That's false advertising and your genitals will receive a proper flogging.

Hey...if they are done tastefully, that is cool. It is when they are so...how do you say it..out there. We just would rather see a person for who they are when we are searching. Save that stuff for your photo album, and share those privately with others. When you post pics, it says that it needs to be a current pic of you, not some nasty crotch shot!! Sorry...maybe we are the weird ones, but leave that all for later!!

GG, i laughed so hard I almost peed. ( i will send a close-up of the almost peeing genitals)

Okay, so we have been on this site for 2 years and never put face pics up, but we just figured...screw it. like someone said earlier "mabey we are missing what this site is all about."We have to enjoy our life while it lasts, and to hell with the ones that do not approve! Everyone talks about everyone in life anyhow!:i

Mrs.T

goodgenes - post more! you are so funny.