I was buying a large bag of Purina Puppy Chow at Wal-Mart and was in
line to check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, and that I was starting The Purina
Diet again.
Although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital
last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an
intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and
IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way
that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina Nuggets and
simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry but that the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog
food poisoned me.
I told her no; I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a
car hit me.
line to check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, and that I was starting The Purina
Diet again.
Although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital
last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an
intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and
IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way
that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina Nuggets and
simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry but that the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog
food poisoned me.
I told her no; I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a
car hit me.