How about people who call you, get your voice mail, listen to it , then hang up and redial, over and over and over instead of just leaving a FREAKING message! THEN, when you finally can pick up the phone, they ask something stupid like, oh I need your fax # IT"S ON THE MESSAGE YOU LISTENED TOO 12 TIMES AND THEN HUNG UP ON !!!! LOL
Mrs Fun
Mrs Fun
Utah drivers.......or any drivers who dont use their blinkers!! HELLOOOO its in the car for a damn good reason!! Thanks, I feel better
LOL Guess they ran out of blinker fluid.......
It drives me nuts to have my nuts played with while my cock is in your mouth!
What really gets me is that when you are having great sex, and a Morman or a JW comes knocking on your door and your yelling I'm cumming and they think you are coming to the door and they are stiil there when you are done....LMAO Like you said just leave a message!
FUN4U2 LMAO You just kill me!
That was absolutely hilarious!!!
How about all those idiot drivers that think just because they have 2 people in the car they should drive in the HOV lane. It's there to drive faster than the other lanes of traffic, not slower.
FUN4U2, I thought that was just an opportunity to seduce them? :l
how about those idiot drivers who speed up if you use your blinker, so you're better off not using it. (only in Utah), or those idiot drivers that actually think an HOV lane is a passing lane.
DOMINIQUEDIRK Well it's kinda of hard to seduce then cuz when they hear you scream "OH GOD"
They run off they think the second cumming has arrived and they missed the boat...lol
They run off they think the second cumming has arrived and they missed the boat...lol
What drives us nuts????
People that talk on their cell phone WHILE driving! HEY! A**HOLE WATCH WHERE YOU ARE GOING INSTEAD!!!!!!
Women tha say "Dont mess up my hair (make-up) " during sex!
(For her) Men that say "Wait i need to get a shot!" not alcohol
People that drive WHILE talking on the cell phone! HEY A**HOLE WATCH WHERE YOU ARE GOING INSTEAD!!!!!
People that think THEY are the better than anyone else.
ok ok Smurfette says i need not get completely on my soapbox.........lol
Papa Smurf
People that talk on their cell phone WHILE driving! HEY! A**HOLE WATCH WHERE YOU ARE GOING INSTEAD!!!!!!
Women tha say "Dont mess up my hair (make-up) " during sex!
(For her) Men that say "Wait i need to get a shot!" not alcohol
People that drive WHILE talking on the cell phone! HEY A**HOLE WATCH WHERE YOU ARE GOING INSTEAD!!!!!
People that think THEY are the better than anyone else.
ok ok Smurfette says i need not get completely on my soapbox.........lol
Papa Smurf
i dont know if this what you all are looking for --- but my husband went crazy when me and my girlfriend was sucking on his cock
HOLIDAY SHOPPING!!!!!
FUN4USXX2001 you started it with your answering machine thingy LOL it must be a great outgoing msg take it as a compliment .... on the blinkers LOL well hatet o tell you this that is every where ... turn on a blinker and that means you want car next to you to fill in the gap didn't you know that... or the cel phone person that NEVER pays attention to the surrounding vehicles casues in all actuality they are alone in their own little world... When we lived in california I had a 76 honda civic I found that when i merged my old car with blinker going the bmw and other hi dollar vehicles shyed away ( i just don't know why ) everyones become rude ... and during the holidays what drives me nuts is how rude folks can be to others... we had three fist fights in the mall parking lot over rudeness ( one person waits patiently for spot yooung kids fly into spot when it opens ) I do like the two postings about wifes andf g/f driving hubbys nuts with oral pleasure... and since i liked their direction ... what drives me nuts are redheads or woemen with boots or stockings that show off their legs ... just slap me
the mister
the mister
MR. LOOKYLOO : turn on a blinker and that means you want car next to you to fill in the gap didn't you know that
OMG Now THAT is funny!
OMG Now THAT is funny!
MONDAYS!!!! THEY ARE THE DEVIL'S SPAWN!
Simple-minded people....thoughtless shoppers during the Christmas season.....old people that drive 5 m.p.h. when the speed limit is 35......drivers that ride your ass in town--I have a bumper sticker for them (if you're going to ride my ass;at least pull my hair!) And last but not least: people who talk on cell phone while driving... I have yet another bumper sticker for them....MAYBE YOU'D DRIVE BETTER IF THAT CELL PHONE WAS UP YOUR ASS!
Ok now I need to take my happy pill.
Ok now I need to take my happy pill.

Florida snowbird drivers!!!!
While getting a hot blow job and being brought to almost cumming several times. Then she (or he) whatever wraps their lips around my head and sucks only there. The uncomfort of the situation is probably about as bad as her clit after she cums.....very tender to the touch
Please don't think I'm complaining.....it's all great
"MAYBE YOU'D DRIVE BETTER IF THAT CELL PHONE WAS UP YOUR ASS! "
I gotta have one of those! Where can I get that sticker? Here in our area 3 out of every 5 cars that go by has someone on the dam phone! Hitting their brakes frequently, weaving around, I could go on and on!
I gotta have one of those! Where can I get that sticker? Here in our area 3 out of every 5 cars that go by has someone on the dam phone! Hitting their brakes frequently, weaving around, I could go on and on!
OOH thats one too! I HATE customer service people who don't know jack! I don't know how many times I have argued with the idiots on the phone for hours. Or, you have to listen to the automated telephone service while attempting to even speak with a human! ARRG! My most recent expereince was with Dish Network where I had to endure 6 different people and only the last one knew anything at all! Im an electrical engineer, I love being told something won't work when I know dam well it does.
How about customer service where you get sent to a person in India, or who knows where, and you cannot understand them? I weep for the future of America!
How about customer service where you get sent to a person in India, or who knows where, and you cannot understand them? I weep for the future of America!
Oh yes I have to agree. Phone customer service with DELL is all in India, if I can't understand a freakin word they are saying how can they understand me?
ARRRRGHHHHH!!!!!
ARRRRGHHHHH!!!!!
People that add you to their friends list without a word of introduction. This really pisses me off especially when said person is on our ignore list. We have contacted admin and they said they were looking into it. Lo and behold the very same person added us yet again this past weekend so contacted admin again with a copy/paste of contact info. Hopefully something can be done about it.
Ok I have now stepped down off my soap box what a big climb down it was.
Ok I have now stepped down off my soap box what a big climb down it was.
People that add us on their friends list without a word of introduction. Then we make an efford and ask: "Thanks for the add what did you like about our profile" and they read the email but dont respond.....dam pissed us off.....
Our 2 cents..
K & N
Our 2 cents..
K & N
Ok, how about this one. People who write to you, you respond with a polite decline to meet. Then a few weeks or months later they write again and act like its the first time they have ever contacted you....Like you won't remember them LOL.
I agree to the last 5 postings...What really gets me is people who agree with other postings. Get your own...LOL
T
T
Okay... Stuped ass people in the mall who not waching where there are going and back right into you and dont say EXCUS ME. People who talk on there cell phones or tex while driveing on the free way. What the Fuck we driving fast as is who you trying to kill. Oh and people that talk in the movies or kick the back of your seat for the hole movie.
We have a couple too.
We hate it when our IP drops @#!&%*
the connection.
We hate it when the customer service people ask us for a street address( the nearest pavement is 30 miles away) you spend 30 mins explaining we don't have a street much less a street address, then as you conclude your explanation they say " well then just give us the nearst street corner.
I hate the designation " professional" on the career portion of forms, I do what I do for a living not a hobby, that makes me a "professional".
Wheew...that felt good.
T and V
whats that ma'am? " No we don't have DSL on our street"
We hate it when our IP drops @#!&%*
the connection.
We hate it when the customer service people ask us for a street address( the nearest pavement is 30 miles away) you spend 30 mins explaining we don't have a street much less a street address, then as you conclude your explanation they say " well then just give us the nearst street corner.
I hate the designation " professional" on the career portion of forms, I do what I do for a living not a hobby, that makes me a "professional".
Wheew...that felt good.
T and V
whats that ma'am? " No we don't have DSL on our street"
Ok I just got a new one . I wrote a good one about passing vs. pacing and "mormon road blocks. but now it's spending the time to compose a decent post only to have PAGE EXPIRED pop up when I go to post it and loose the whole damned post!!!!!!!! ARG!!!!
MY ISP... Small town, only game in town .... AARRGHHHH!!!!!!!
OH ok, I may get blasted for this one but................ PARENTS.... they are harder to raise than CHILDREN!
I hate people that call you, act like your there best friend, just to try to get you to buy some stuped shit..... if i want to newspaper, ( ILL GO BUY ONE ) if i need knives, ( ILL GO IN MY KITCHEN ) ..... NO im really ok with mu Bissel, I REALLY dont need to buy your fantatic bathroom spray.......
Ok I know this has been said. But we really hate when people add you to their friends list and then you never hear from them again. WTF is up with that, you try to contact them and they don't even bother to reply. Read our profile if you are adding us just to swapp pics then don't Adding us to your friends list means to us that you like what you have seen and read on our profile. Also that you are interested in chatting and JUST maybe a little meet and greet!!! It's great to have friends but even better to chat with them and hell to even meet them...Ok that's all. God I feel better...LOL
FUN4U2 - Sorry, we will talk to you even though we were added to your friends list a LONG time ago and haven't done the best yet - LOL
By the way how did Mrs. FUN4U2 like the cock she got in the club for her birthday? We loved giving it to her and loved the way she unwrapped it (even if it was a glass cock)
(I bet you are saying Thank you soooooo much)
OK now for the posting question .................... Hate the drivers in Utah that don't know what a blinking red or blinking yellow means at a four way stop.
Also hate it when you get the nice clerks that say, "THANK YOU SO MUCH" How much is SO much. Is it a little or a lot. Who's definition of SO are we going by here. Are they pissed, because they have had or having a bad day, and saying thank you Sooooo much (in a bitchy manner) or really happy that you were around them and saying thank you SO MUCH (with arms spread big) - HUMM Interesting - LOL
Happy Holidays to all and thank you SO MUCH to all the awesome friends we have met here.
By the way how did Mrs. FUN4U2 like the cock she got in the club for her birthday? We loved giving it to her and loved the way she unwrapped it (even if it was a glass cock)

OK now for the posting question .................... Hate the drivers in Utah that don't know what a blinking red or blinking yellow means at a four way stop.
Also hate it when you get the nice clerks that say, "THANK YOU SO MUCH" How much is SO much. Is it a little or a lot. Who's definition of SO are we going by here. Are they pissed, because they have had or having a bad day, and saying thank you Sooooo much (in a bitchy manner) or really happy that you were around them and saying thank you SO MUCH (with arms spread big) - HUMM Interesting - LOL
Happy Holidays to all and thank you SO MUCH to all the awesome friends we have met here.

Man, I normally don't like to get up on the soap box (well I never have because now soap comes in those 30 gallon jugs and I don't have the balance to stand on them), but here you go; I hate automated telephone services (Arghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!) and people when they interupt you by saying..."sorry, I don't mean to interupt....but....blah blah blah"!!! HEY, if you don't mean to interupt! then don't!!!!!!!!!
Oh, two more, the words doily and potpourri.
That's all.
Oh, two more, the words doily and potpourri.
That's all.
The one thing that REALLY brings me displeasure is being fucking LATE on my Tithing payment, and having the bishop send his goons over for a collection visit...
(I say that's a JOKE.. son)....
be good all
Happy and nasty holidays.
Hang that mistletoe somewhere fun!!
(I say that's a JOKE.. son)....

be good all
Happy and nasty holidays.
Hang that mistletoe somewhere fun!!
How about the person in the parking lot that will sit with their blinker on waiting for someone to leave their space when there is a spot 2 spaces down. Drives me crazy!
Why is it EVERY F*%$# time you are in a hurry, you are just running waaay late, or even somewhat late and you get behind every f%#$%en slow ass driver from the time you leave your house till you get to where you are headed??!! NEVER FAILS!
OR....the bestest is those drivers that turn their blinkers on so you think "okay, they are goin to make a turn rather soon"........but they pass every freaken turn for a mile and then finally start slowing down to make a turn a half a mile b4 they are needing to turn, and they take the turn at like 1mph.....OMG, F*%#@$en turn ALLREADY!!!
OR....the bestest is those drivers that turn their blinkers on so you think "okay, they are goin to make a turn rather soon"........but they pass every freaken turn for a mile and then finally start slowing down to make a turn a half a mile b4 they are needing to turn, and they take the turn at like 1mph.....OMG, F*%#@$en turn ALLREADY!!!
A woman know has a personal on match.com and look for a b/f in a swing site...Just my thoughts...Simplyhung////IF U FIND A b/f here it takes a lil time not just an email or trading cpl pix..
OK so I have a few:
What about the effin people that drive in your blind spot and when you speed up so do they and remain right where you cant see them unless you turn completely around in your seat?
Customer Service people/tech support people that have no CS skills. Yes I work tier II and have to deal with the dumb effers on the HD that can't help anyone and talk to the customer like they are complete dumb asses.
Of course then there is the case of my MYSPACE account. It states that I am in a relationship and there are pics with the both of us in there. It says I'm bi and the only friend requests I get are from lonely loosers that want to marry the first girl that will give them a free ride or green card. Come on already. I guess it was a good move not to put swinger on there and get the rest of the loosers contacting me. LOL
What about the effin people that drive in your blind spot and when you speed up so do they and remain right where you cant see them unless you turn completely around in your seat?
Customer Service people/tech support people that have no CS skills. Yes I work tier II and have to deal with the dumb effers on the HD that can't help anyone and talk to the customer like they are complete dumb asses.
Of course then there is the case of my MYSPACE account. It states that I am in a relationship and there are pics with the both of us in there. It says I'm bi and the only friend requests I get are from lonely loosers that want to marry the first girl that will give them a free ride or green card. Come on already. I guess it was a good move not to put swinger on there and get the rest of the loosers contacting me. LOL
Let me clarify for those who would be easily offended. The loosers would be the single guys that think that by being a swinger I am an easy lay.
Oh that adds one more. People who take everything personal even when it wasn't directed at them. LOL
Oh that adds one more. People who take everything personal even when it wasn't directed at them. LOL
Oh this one is going to get me in trouble.... but here it goes..... Grown adults who fight like little children on forums...... and just HAVE to get the last word.
OK guys let me have it.
Mrs Fun
OK guys let me have it.
Mrs Fun
Yeah Marcie, it's easier just to delete the thread and start fresh when people get childish and personal for no apparent reason. I just had to delete and restart one like that. LOL!
What drives me nuts is when people say indirect, yet snide shit in the forum for reasons unknown, to provoke people into a pointless argument. These people are petty. I say if you have a problem with someone, state it up front and let's deal with it and get over it. If not... Shut the fuck up. My opinion.
-D-
What drives me nuts is when people say indirect, yet snide shit in the forum for reasons unknown, to provoke people into a pointless argument. These people are petty. I say if you have a problem with someone, state it up front and let's deal with it and get over it. If not... Shut the fuck up. My opinion.
-D-