We were in bed the other night, and I said to my wife...."I do not think I have ever had a bad Blow Job", and she said to me that sounds like a good topic for the forum. So my Question is:
Is there such a thing as a bad Blow Job?
Is there such a thing as a bad Blow Job?
yes there is and i have had a few... Good thing my wife gives good head.
guess it depends on how bad is "bad"
I have had one or two that I would rather be doing something else, but any of them are better than work.
Oh yea, we have a saying too. "Enthusiasm can make up for experience" LOL
I have had one or two that I would rather be doing something else, but any of them are better than work.
Oh yea, we have a saying too. "Enthusiasm can make up for experience" LOL
well I dont know fer sure...first off, cuz I am not a guy, but from what my husband said YES there is such thing as a bad blow job!!!
I guess he says that, cuz the first time I gave him one I nearly shaved both sides of it off with my teeth. Now I'm not sure or anything, but I think if you use your teeth it may hurt some....but I am just guessing.
Mrs. Stitch
PS, I dont use my teeth anymore, btw. lol
I guess he says that, cuz the first time I gave him one I nearly shaved both sides of it off with my teeth. Now I'm not sure or anything, but I think if you use your teeth it may hurt some....but I am just guessing.
Mrs. Stitch
PS, I dont use my teeth anymore, btw. lol
When they Remove there teeth, does that count as a bad blow job?.....LOL
most definatley there is a bad blow job and I have had a few in my life, personally i would have rather been picking out socks it would have been more enjoyable
scott
scott
ronda,
do you mean rmove their teeth as in a gum job? LOL
yet to get one of those
do you mean rmove their teeth as in a gum job? LOL
yet to get one of those
Im sure there is and im sure he would agree with me. Not that he has ever got a bad one from me. lol 
Yes, a Gum Job!
But I did not realize that is what happend.....until my wife mentioned that the other women had taken her teeth out, and placed them on the night stand!
Never the less........I came any way!
But I did not realize that is what happend.....until my wife mentioned that the other women had taken her teeth out, and placed them on the night stand!
Never the less........I came any way!
YES YES YES YES YESSssss
BTW Watch out for RETAINERS!!!!!!!!!
EEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!
nuff said!
Papa Smurf
BTW Watch out for RETAINERS!!!!!!!!!
EEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!
nuff said!
Papa Smurf
When good blow jobs go bad!
Yes there are Blow Jobs that are not as good as others. But Really a woman sucking your cock how bad can that be...LOL ( Cum blow away)
I would like to give props to my better half she has defined the art VERY WELL...
I would like to give props to my better half she has defined the art VERY WELL...
We must remember that all things have at least two sides. Blow jobs are no exception and yes, there are most definitely bad blow jobs. From the ones that don't know any better than to not really blow to the ones that don't realize it isn't a piece of steak. Have a great day all! :-)
R&S
R&S
Just remember "Any bad blow job is better then the best day at work!"
Unless you are getting a good blow job at work, now that just throws a kink into my thinking!
Wayne & Stephanie
Unless you are getting a good blow job at work, now that just throws a kink into my thinking!
Wayne & Stephanie
THANKS FOR ALL THE RESPONSES!
Been a victim of a bad blow job. Disagree that enthusiasm can make up for experience. In fact, it was her enthusiasm that caused all the pain! Think of someone deciding that speed + suction = good blowjob, and me with a foreskin. She peeled me back so hard with her lips, she bruised the underside where foreskin connects to the glans! OUCH!
But the winner comes from a friend of mine, a former prosecutor in Harris County, Texas. He and his buddies had a contest to see who could stumble across the most disgusting prostitute at work. My friend won with: 70 year old woman would GUM you for $5. She weighed 300lbs, had no top row nor bottom row of teeth, but didn't need to remove dentures! She was HIV+, Hep A, B, and C. I asked, "Why didn't you bring her in for reckless endangerment?!" "We don't have the resources." So somewhere in the beautiful streets of our fair city, Houston, Texas, a great grandmother is out there pleasuring men and boys with her gums!
I think that qualifies as a bad blow job - when you can die from it! lol!
But the winner comes from a friend of mine, a former prosecutor in Harris County, Texas. He and his buddies had a contest to see who could stumble across the most disgusting prostitute at work. My friend won with: 70 year old woman would GUM you for $5. She weighed 300lbs, had no top row nor bottom row of teeth, but didn't need to remove dentures! She was HIV+, Hep A, B, and C. I asked, "Why didn't you bring her in for reckless endangerment?!" "We don't have the resources." So somewhere in the beautiful streets of our fair city, Houston, Texas, a great grandmother is out there pleasuring men and boys with her gums!
I think that qualifies as a bad blow job - when you can die from it! lol!
Ok lets be realistic. If someone is that hard up..lol that they need to get a blow job from a toothless old lady, that is as diseased that you say she is, even if they did not know she had a diseased, then yes they deserve what ever is cumming to them...LOL
Now far be it from me to turn down a Blow Job, but even my ugly ass would have to tell grannie she needs to go get run over by a raindeer...LOL
T...
Now far be it from me to turn down a Blow Job, but even my ugly ass would have to tell grannie she needs to go get run over by a raindeer...LOL
T...
oh yes there is such a thing and i hve had a few. teath, no soul in giving one, they give a few licks. no if you have not had a bad bj then you are very lucky.
Motorcyclecpl suggested that you should watch out for retainers...... Is that like the maids and the housekeepers? Maybe that was about the butler or pool boy.... All are retainers....
Boooooooo bad BJ's Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa good dick sucking!!!
In response to Ronnda's question...When Susie takes out the uppers and goes to work on The Orgasmatron it drives me fugging wacko.:z
Bad head can go both ways - if the person giving it would rather be doing something else!! When that happens the person getting it usually wants to be somewhere else too. That would probably be with someone else else who gives a damn (if their partner is actually enjoying what's going on) rather than counting the seconds until they get THEIRS. :v
XPLORR no not that kind of retainer. I mean the braces type of retainer.
We are po folk didnt even know that a maid or butler was called a retainer....lol
Papa Smurf
We are po folk didnt even know that a maid or butler was called a retainer....lol
Papa Smurf
This exact topic came up during a conversation with some friends.... and all the women present informed me that they understood the issue of teeth.... something about 'rolling their lips" to solve the problem....
All I know is YES, I've had a few 'bad' BJs... my wife is a pro, and if all goes well this weekend, I'll be able to comment about two of those other women present during that chat!!
All I know is YES, I've had a few 'bad' BJs... my wife is a pro, and if all goes well this weekend, I'll be able to comment about two of those other women present during that chat!!