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one day a little boy was talking to his dad he said dad i thought mom was going to die and go to heaven the other day. the dad says what do you mean son, the boy relies well she was in the bed room screaming " oh god i am coming" and i beileve she would had went if the mail man not been holding her down
are you sure that wasnt my son tellin me about my wife.
carl of carl and holly h
One day a little boy was watching his mom bathe. being kid he didnt know the names of body parts and as she was drying off he asks.

Mom what are those? (pointing at her boobs)
Son those are my breasts.

Well mom wat is that? (points at her bush and being VERY young)
That is none of your business!!

Later the boy is out playing by the kitchen door and the dad comes home and bellows at the mom.
Maw whats for dinner?
Mom replies.
None of your business!
Little boy goes
YUCK!

This kid didn't know what he was missin I guess.