I have been on here a few years and have never had an email I have sent out replyed to. I was just wondering if I was doing something or what ? I guess I'll know if Idon't get any replies to this.
If I could type as fast as I think it might help that is " am I doing something wrong or what ?
well come on. I made this post 12 hrs ago 74 people have taken a look and still no post.
Seriously, what can anyone say? You are a single guy. Its going to be difficult, if not next to impossible to get together with anyone depending on the area you live in. When the supply of single men far exceeds the demand for them you're going to find it hard to hookup with anyone. And well, single females... um... we're ALL looking for them.
Try going to some local lifestyle clubs, or starting a group on here for ppl in your area looking for single guys, then maybe you can get to know some of the ppl who ARE looking for single guys in your area. Or if you have some ppl you've gotten together with, suggest that they join the site. Often times word of mouth between couples will get you farther than contacting them yourself. Or you might want to try spending some time in Chat. Its a good way to meet ppl (often ppl who live way the hell too far away that you'll put on your lusting after list and may never get them off of it, but sometimes you can find ppl local to you as well). Just a thought
-SG
Try going to some local lifestyle clubs, or starting a group on here for ppl in your area looking for single guys, then maybe you can get to know some of the ppl who ARE looking for single guys in your area. Or if you have some ppl you've gotten together with, suggest that they join the site. Often times word of mouth between couples will get you farther than contacting them yourself. Or you might want to try spending some time in Chat. Its a good way to meet ppl (often ppl who live way the hell too far away that you'll put on your lusting after list and may never get them off of it, but sometimes you can find ppl local to you as well). Just a thought
-SG
GANDOLF3339
First thing ....Go to the Gym and get ripped... Show your six packs..
Next take some good pics of yourself and show your best features... OK not that..
Go to the store and get some shoe polish.... this suggestion based on what ULUVBIGBLKDICK Suggested... <"...beefcake, eye candy, 9" rock hard cock, black men..."
Make sure your penis is at least 9" and is rock hard...or use the glass pirex one that can be bought at any A&Eve store for less than $50.00 One like ULUVBIG.... used in his pic.
And you might think about plastic surgery to fix your nose.
Once all of that is done ... Wash with Lifeboy deodorant soap, Uss the deodorant that Strahan, in the commercial on TV where the golf gallery and the squirel passout, should have used with the stripe, brush with Ipana tooth paste, wash the mouth out with Scope and make sure you wipe with Cottonelle Wet Wipes.. You will now be just about odor free unless you've eaten garlic in the last 12 hours. Pizza counts as garlic.
Introductory letters should not include pictures of a penis, even if it is made of Pirex and has blue and pink spirils and knobs on it... Make sure to tell the male half of the couple that you will not be aggressive with his wife or be rough with her unless she likes Pirex and attacks first... Oh and make sure that you let them know that you have a creamy filling that his wife might, no... WILL, like.
These tips may help you in future attemps at contact.. Oh, and a sense of humor definitely helps when you write stuff (not the term for U since this is my note it's stuff but if it were your stuff it would be shit...e.g., George Carlin 1986) like an introductory note.. Be positive, be forthright and by all means, wear clean underware without the racing skids and if your t-shirts are yellow wear a colored one that shows off your eye color.
These are just a few suggestions that may make a difference in the replies that you haven't gotten over these past few years.... It take time to develop the tact and finesse to let these stupid married men know where they stand and more importantly that these married women know what they are married to and how much better sex will be with you....
Good luck following these solutions... Speaking of solutions.........Keep a good supply of "Jack-Off" lube handy..Get the pun..... Handy...jack off.....
Remember humor is more important than size.....??????? 9" rock hard Pirex??????
Next take some good pics of yourself and show your best features... OK not that..
Go to the store and get some shoe polish.... this suggestion based on what ULUVBIGBLKDICK Suggested... <"...beefcake, eye candy, 9" rock hard cock, black men..."
Make sure your penis is at least 9" and is rock hard...or use the glass pirex one that can be bought at any A&Eve store for less than $50.00 One like ULUVBIG.... used in his pic.
And you might think about plastic surgery to fix your nose.
Once all of that is done ... Wash with Lifeboy deodorant soap, Uss the deodorant that Strahan, in the commercial on TV where the golf gallery and the squirel passout, should have used with the stripe, brush with Ipana tooth paste, wash the mouth out with Scope and make sure you wipe with Cottonelle Wet Wipes.. You will now be just about odor free unless you've eaten garlic in the last 12 hours. Pizza counts as garlic.
Introductory letters should not include pictures of a penis, even if it is made of Pirex and has blue and pink spirils and knobs on it... Make sure to tell the male half of the couple that you will not be aggressive with his wife or be rough with her unless she likes Pirex and attacks first... Oh and make sure that you let them know that you have a creamy filling that his wife might, no... WILL, like.
These tips may help you in future attemps at contact.. Oh, and a sense of humor definitely helps when you write stuff (not the term for U since this is my note it's stuff but if it were your stuff it would be shit...e.g., George Carlin 1986) like an introductory note.. Be positive, be forthright and by all means, wear clean underware without the racing skids and if your t-shirts are yellow wear a colored one that shows off your eye color.
These are just a few suggestions that may make a difference in the replies that you haven't gotten over these past few years.... It take time to develop the tact and finesse to let these stupid married men know where they stand and more importantly that these married women know what they are married to and how much better sex will be with you....
Good luck following these solutions... Speaking of solutions.........Keep a good supply of "Jack-Off" lube handy..Get the pun..... Handy...jack off.....
Remember humor is more important than size.....??????? 9" rock hard Pirex??????
I hope that no one took that last post seriously it was totally tongue in cheeks...Yes both cheeks were necessary
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Dont feel bad..........we are a fun loving couple and those we meet say we are a blast to be around . She is a lot of fun to be in and i am alot of fun to be on......lmao
We have been on here forever and only received 3 emails from anyone with the exception of the webmaster and site moderators.
never met anyone from here or anything nor received any replies from others.................But we are still here
hang in there bud, it is hard to be in the lifestyle as a single male but be patient and it will happen.
Papa Smurf
We have been on here forever and only received 3 emails from anyone with the exception of the webmaster and site moderators.
never met anyone from here or anything nor received any replies from others.................But we are still here
hang in there bud, it is hard to be in the lifestyle as a single male but be patient and it will happen.
Papa Smurf
Jeff, I don't hate single men or black men... When I saw your pic with the glass member,, I had to laugh and the laugh was wahat powered the post. It was not meant to demean anyone. It was in my humble way a means to impart humor into a discussion that was veering toward obscurity. You provided the props and I tried to provide a script... Since the gentleman in question asked the question if he had bad breath or was odoriferous or had become visually challenged to others the responce was to simply make him feel that humor is the best medicine to cure his ills. As for you sir...... I'm wondering if, looking at the picture you have chosen to use as your prime pic........, how many people look and wonder if this man is OK.... Implants yes but Pirex is a bit much..... and the swirl..... ???? The ones I've seen at A&E had red dots on them and if you remember the old Sylvania flashbulb commercials .... Blue dots for sure shots.... But red dots ????.... Red dots make me think of the possibility of HSV . PArt of your profile is quite colorful but too small for appreciation unless it's blown up.... May I suggest Sintex.... about an ounce would do it... You won't feel a thing.... Believe me if a married man of any race were to use a Pirex dildo in their profile I would have said the same things aboutthat profile... May I suggest that you find couples or single women in the Corning NY area.... where Pirex was born....
Please receive this with the same sense of humor that is intended...
Respectfully
Ray
Please receive this with the same sense of humor that is intended...
Respectfully
Ray
Well, those are some very "interesting" ideas you've presented there, Jeff. I have to say that I personally take offense at you speaking for all of us women. While the ones who contact you are very interested in what you oh, so obviously have to offer, the rest of us are most likely married to those "average" men (your words, not mine, btw) and we are happy A) being married to them and B) finding similar men to play with.
The "average" man is approachable, knows how to show respect for the women he encounters and can carry on an intelligent conversation which is not all about A) what he can do for me or B) how much he loves/enjoys/can't live without sex. And the "average" man can surprise the hell out of you on occassion, which is even more fun!
A great many women in swinging couples are not looking to have a life-altering experience with someone who feels that he's doing her a favor by "rescuing" her from the doldrums of her miserable existance with her pathetic, sexually-impaired husband who could never hope to achieve such greatness. Btw, we do in fact entertain single men from time to time. Those men have been carefully chosen not so much by their pics, but more by how comfortable I am with them as individuals and I in no way feel comfortable with your description of what women are looking for.
Please feel free to speak from the experience you have, but don't go pushing it off on ALL women.
Gandalf, unless you happen to be the sex god that Jeff thinks you need to be to find anyone who will be interested in you, you will find that the people who will want to meet you and maybe play with you will want to do so because you are a person who is fun to be with and talk to, either for sexual reasons, simple conversation, or some combination of both. If you're fun to be around, find ways to let people know that (post in the forums, hang out in chat, get out to events where you can meet people in person, etc.). If you're not, well... we'll just hope that's not an issue.
-SG
The "average" man is approachable, knows how to show respect for the women he encounters and can carry on an intelligent conversation which is not all about A) what he can do for me or B) how much he loves/enjoys/can't live without sex. And the "average" man can surprise the hell out of you on occassion, which is even more fun!
A great many women in swinging couples are not looking to have a life-altering experience with someone who feels that he's doing her a favor by "rescuing" her from the doldrums of her miserable existance with her pathetic, sexually-impaired husband who could never hope to achieve such greatness. Btw, we do in fact entertain single men from time to time. Those men have been carefully chosen not so much by their pics, but more by how comfortable I am with them as individuals and I in no way feel comfortable with your description of what women are looking for.
Please feel free to speak from the experience you have, but don't go pushing it off on ALL women.
Gandalf, unless you happen to be the sex god that Jeff thinks you need to be to find anyone who will be interested in you, you will find that the people who will want to meet you and maybe play with you will want to do so because you are a person who is fun to be with and talk to, either for sexual reasons, simple conversation, or some combination of both. If you're fun to be around, find ways to let people know that (post in the forums, hang out in chat, get out to events where you can meet people in person, etc.). If you're not, well... we'll just hope that's not an issue.
-SG
Thanks to all who have posted, I was starting to get a little down harted but you all have made me see thru different eyes, this is a good group with alot of good people. A special thanks to Jeff and SG.