A woman was making love to her boyfriend in the back seat of her car on a lonely, deserted road along the edge of a forest. Just as the passion was building, a strong gust of wind came up and broke a large limb off the tree next to them. Down came the crashing limb and crushed the roof of the car, pinning them both. She was able to free herself, but her boyfriend was not.
"Get help!", he cried.
"But I'm stark naked", she replied, "and my clothes are under the seat; I can't get to them."
"Take my hat. It's in the front seat. You can use it to cover yourself", he said.
She did as he said and ran down the road, holding the man's hat over her private parts. She spied an elderly gentleman walking down the road.
"Please help me!", she cried out to the old man. "My boyfriend is stuck and can't get loose."
The old man looked at her compassionately and said, "Ma'am, I can help you, but I'm afraid the guy in the hat's a goner."
"Get help!", he cried.
"But I'm stark naked", she replied, "and my clothes are under the seat; I can't get to them."
"Take my hat. It's in the front seat. You can use it to cover yourself", he said.
She did as he said and ran down the road, holding the man's hat over her private parts. She spied an elderly gentleman walking down the road.
"Please help me!", she cried out to the old man. "My boyfriend is stuck and can't get loose."
The old man looked at her compassionately and said, "Ma'am, I can help you, but I'm afraid the guy in the hat's a goner."