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For my sprinkler system. Definitely not the kind of “laying pipe” I’d like to be doing. Hope everyone has a wonderful and safe 4th.
Us too
We thought this was a post by a user that posted last month that turned into a $h!t show :D!
Utahldscouple wrote:

We thought this was a post by a user that posted last month that turned into a $h!t show :D!


Haha well I’m sure we can turn it into a shit show in a quick hurry
Hello, how’s your day going so far? I believe you’re not accepting messages...
LIVNITUP wrote:

Utahldscouple wrote:

We thought this was a post by a user that posted last month that turned into a $h!t show :D!

Haha well I’m sure we can turn it into a shit show in a quick hurry
It won't take long. We see others already responding without reading :D!
MrandMrsSexyKats wrote:

He’s back!
That's what we thought LMAO!!!
Show of the century!
My pipe I’m laying down is long and white if anyone wants to come over and wrap their hands around it
MrandMrsSexyKats wrote:

braziliangod21 wrote:

Hello, how’s your day going so far? I believe you’re not accepting messages...

Get this guy to come help you...3rd different thread he’s interjected his advances into...at least he doesn’t have his kids in his profile pictures anymore...


I mean after all the title was that he'd be laying pipe and this guy responded...
MrandMrsSexyKats wrote:

Get this guy to come help you...3rd different thread he’s interjected his advances into...at least he doesn’t have his kids in his profile pictures anymore...


Third one? Hasn’t got anyone to bite yet with his smooth talking? Anyone here going to help Rico Suave out?
LIVNITUP wrote:

MrandMrsSexyKats wrote:

Get this guy to come help you...3rd different thread he’s interjected his advances into...at least he doesn’t have his kids in his profile pictures anymore...

Third one? Hasn’t got anyone to bite yet with his smooth talking? Anyone here going to help Rico Suave out?

I’m sure someone has. He just didn’t bother to read the instructions.
We too need to lay some pipe, helps get the area wet.
Mr Rogers, where you at? Lol.

It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood
A beautiful day for a neighbor
Would you be mine? Could you be mine?
It's a neighborly day in this beautywood
A neighborly day for a beauty
Would you be mine? Could you be mine?
I have always wanted to have a neighbor just like you
I've always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you
So, let's make the most of this beautiful day
Since we're together, we might as well say
Would you be mine? Could you be mine?
Won't you be my neighbor?
I'm paying somebody else to lay pipe for me, no wonder in signed up here. 😂
-Mr Lava
lavahotswings wrote:

I'm paying somebody else to lay pipe for me, no wonder in signed up here. 😂
-Mr Lava


It mostly involves me sitting in a mini ex drinking beers and watching me watch the wife walk around in a tank top. If it was more involved than that I’d probably be paying someone. I’m a lazy pipe layer. Just hope I can make it squirt all over when I’m through with it.
braziliangod21 wrote:

Hello, how’s your day going so far? I believe you’re not accepting messages...

lol not even from a deity, looks like you are shit out of luck
LIVNITUP wrote:


It mostly involves me sitting in a mini ex drinking beers and watching me watch the wife walk around in a tank top. If it was more involved than that I’d probably be paying someone. I’m a lazy pipe layer. Just hope I can make it squirt all over when I’m through with it.

Great idea! I wanted to rent a backhoe but I don't paying for sex... I mean machinery
LIVNITUP wrote:

For my sprinkler system. Definitely not the kind of “laying pipe” I’d like to be doing. Hope everyone has a wonderful and safe 4th.


FUCK! I was expecting to go WTF Dumbass! And I'm left laughing my ass off and feeling your pain if you are doing that pipe laying yourself. Watch out for the blue goo. It doesn't come off easily. ;)

Mav
Be sure to use Schedule 80 pvc pipe instead of Schedule 40 pipe. The difference is like having sex with some really fun sexy peeps that you get along with really well vs. having sex with some batshit crazy single males or females who are about 1 tiny diss away from going full fucking postal and completely losing their shit.

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Just to give an update, I laid some pipe with this hoe. Damn was she dirty. Plan on laying some more this weekend.