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Yeah, Vanilla "life" doesn't taste as good after trying the non-vanilla flavors!

What else doesn't "taste"as good after trying the non- vanilla lifestyle?

(BTW my wife always tastes and smells amazing)
Vanilla life cereal is far better than regular life.
The dirty little secret of the lifestyle (Okay, there are a LOT of dirty little secrets! LOL) is that it's VERY hard to go back to Vanillalandia and not become bored to death. We've known SO many swingers who "quit" the lifestyle and no longer want to have recreational sex with others but nonetheless still try to hang out with swingers and go to swing parties and such. *shrug*

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Ahhhhh Evildoers, you always know just the right thing to say (and the right meme to post)! I always appreciate your candid responses and killer sense of humor.

It's true, our "dirty little secret" has been a ton of fun. Hard to imagine a one-way trip to Vanillalandia at this point!
Skicouple801, ANY kind of Life is better than regular flavor, as a cereal or in real life. 😉
I beg to differ, Ski. Cinnamon Life is WAY better...and SPICIER! Just like swinging.

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Now spicy jalapeño vanilla is pretty good.
EVILDOERS wrote:

The dirty little secret of the lifestyle (Okay, there are a LOT of dirty little secrets! LOL) is that it's VERY hard to go back to Vanillalandia and not become bored to death. We've known SO many swingers who "quit" the lifestyle and no longer want to have recreational sex with others but nonetheless still try to hang out with swingers and go to swing parties and such. *shrug*
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You’re right. We’ve taken breaks, but after a while, Mrs gets the itch and convinces Mr (usually not that difficult) to return.