You know its time for you to leave LIFESTYLES when:
You go skinny dipping and all the fish in the lake swim ashore...
You lay down at the nude beach to get a tan and they immediately close the beach...
The last group sex party you can remember attending was in Sodom and Gomorrah...
The most current picture you can find to post on Swingular was taken in prison...
People keep blocking themselves from being on your friends list...
When asked if you are Bi-Sexual you reply that you only have one penis or vagina...
You go to a lifestyle camping trip and when naked, get tranquilized and caged...
You get the hint by now.. I hope.
You go skinny dipping and all the fish in the lake swim ashore...
You lay down at the nude beach to get a tan and they immediately close the beach...
The last group sex party you can remember attending was in Sodom and Gomorrah...
The most current picture you can find to post on Swingular was taken in prison...
People keep blocking themselves from being on your friends list...
When asked if you are Bi-Sexual you reply that you only have one penis or vagina...
You go to a lifestyle camping trip and when naked, get tranquilized and caged...
You get the hint by now.. I hope.
HYM4CYN wrote:
You know its time for you to leave LIFESTYLES when:
You go skinny dipping and all the fish in the lake swim ashore...
You lay down at the nude beach to get a tan and they immediately close the beach...
The last group sex party you can remember attending was in Sodom and Gomorrah...
The most current picture you can find to post on Swingular was taken in prison...
People keep blocking themselves from being on your friends list...
When asked if you are Bi-Sexual you reply that you only have one penis or vagina...
You go to a lifestyle camping trip and when naked, get tranquilized and caged...
You get the hint by now.. I hope.
The struggle is real lol
You are searching to discover new sex positions to accommodate your walker.
You have had to cancel a swing date because it conflicted with your colonoscopy.
You can only play during the daytime so that you can be home to take your medications in the evening.
You are attracted to others when you find they have had the same medical procedures.
Your definition of good oral is now cleaning your dentures.
Your odds of achieving an enduring erection are approaching that of winning the Powerball lottery.
"Group play" now means getting together with others to play bingo or scrabble while watching episodes of "Matlock".
You have had to cancel a swing date because it conflicted with your colonoscopy.
You can only play during the daytime so that you can be home to take your medications in the evening.
You are attracted to others when you find they have had the same medical procedures.
Your definition of good oral is now cleaning your dentures.
Your odds of achieving an enduring erection are approaching that of winning the Powerball lottery.
"Group play" now means getting together with others to play bingo or scrabble while watching episodes of "Matlock".
I love Me some "Matlock"!
HYM4CYN wrote:
You know its time for you to leave LIFESTYLES when:
You go to a lifestyle camping trip and when naked, get tranquilized and caged...
Haha, ouch. That one may be too real.
When you notice a patch of grey hair growing between your nipples, then realize you forgot to shave, and it's your pubes.