I was wondering what's the strangest fetish you've run across in the lifestyle. By fetish, for those who don't know, I mean fixation on a very specific thing (often a body part...feet is a common one) whereas kink is a broader term that encompasses alternative sexual interests such as BDSM or cuckolding, for example.
So we've been swinging 'for a minute' (Okay, boomer!) and I think the WEIRDEST one that we've run across was a single guy who contacted us and wanted Ms. Evil to pretend that her name was "Connie". No, I'm not kidding. He even went so far as to ask if she could possibly procure fake I.D. and documents indicating that that was her name. He said it wasn't a dealbreaker if she didn't have papers but that he would at LEAST want her to refer to herself as "Connie" (in the third person!) while they had sex...i.e., "Oh, yeah, fuck Connie!" or "Give Connie your big fat dick.", etc.. So...THAT was pretty fucking weird. LOL Anybody else run across some weird shit out there in Swingerlandia?
So we've been swinging 'for a minute' (Okay, boomer!) and I think the WEIRDEST one that we've run across was a single guy who contacted us and wanted Ms. Evil to pretend that her name was "Connie". No, I'm not kidding. He even went so far as to ask if she could possibly procure fake I.D. and documents indicating that that was her name. He said it wasn't a dealbreaker if she didn't have papers but that he would at LEAST want her to refer to herself as "Connie" (in the third person!) while they had sex...i.e., "Oh, yeah, fuck Connie!" or "Give Connie your big fat dick.", etc.. So...THAT was pretty fucking weird. LOL Anybody else run across some weird shit out there in Swingerlandia?
That will be hard to top hehe ... And the question is... did Ms. Evil indulge his Connie fetish? Lol
I suspect we may not want to know who the real Connie was LMAO
I suspect we may not want to know who the real Connie was LMAO
FunKinkyDuo wrote:
That will be hard to top hehe ... And the question is... did Ms. Evil indulge his Connie fetish? Lol
I suspect we may not want to know who the real Connie was LMAO
She didn't even SEE his email. I just laughed and deleted it without responding and told her about it later. She, of course, thought it was beyond bizarre. We also, once, had a guy who wanted her to sit on his face and fart. Didn't respond to that one either. LOL
Jesus Christ lol. No not a fetish...in response to that experience. Had a few weird experiences but none that top that.
I'll have Susana type this one. She can't remember names for shit, even after playing with the same couple several times, but she always remember the weird stuff and the impossible acrobatics other people subject her to. She rarely complaints tho.
The stopwatch on our Swingerlandia career started just a second or two after Evil's minute, and in that time for us we can't think of any that were extreme, or at least that appeared extreme through our fetish colored glasses.
But there was a small older asian dentist who wanted to provide dental work in exchange for having sex with Mrs PP, and he wanted to perform the work just prior to having sex with her. And I met a couple that liked me to have sex with the wife while he "hid" in the closet and jerked off watching. Said it was the only way he could cum.
...no she never got any dental work, but I did help them to contribute to the cum stains on the carpet in the closet.
But there was a small older asian dentist who wanted to provide dental work in exchange for having sex with Mrs PP, and he wanted to perform the work just prior to having sex with her. And I met a couple that liked me to have sex with the wife while he "hid" in the closet and jerked off watching. Said it was the only way he could cum.
...no she never got any dental work, but I did help them to contribute to the cum stains on the carpet in the closet.
This discussion elsewhere made me remember one that I can't believe I had forgotten. We have had the diaper request from a guy before. But I played with a very sexy woman for a while who had a complete armpit fetish. She loved having her armpits licked and licking mine. Natually she didn't wear antiperspirant products and wanted me not to....that's where it became a problem.
I dated a girl who had a toe fetish and constantly wanted me to put my toes inside her. I did because I feel like every one deserves to get off how they like. It didn’t bother me but didn’t excite me either lol.
OlympusCVCouple wrote:
I dated a girl who had a toe fetish and constantly wanted me to put my toes inside her. I did because I feel like every one deserves to get off how they like. It didn’t bother me but didn’t excite me either lol.
Reminded me of this episode from the tv show 6 feet under. It’s the only time I have seen the fetish portrayed on TV
Midget and circus ponies... of course
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I went on a date with a foot fetishist that saw my feet and was excited to have me go to his house to put on his shoe collection. He loved the shoes to the extent he only dated ladies with size 7 1/2 feet.
We went through a phase where we liked to have sex on camera, and get comments and suggestions from people watching. Very hot, and something we still actually do from time-to-time.
We had one woman approach us once to watch, but wanted to talk before we got started. At one point she asked if we liked getting fucked doggy style. My wife stated it was one of her favorite positions, and that we do it all the time. At one point she stops us and says she is not talking about the position, but actually fucking dogs. We both weren't sure we read it right at first and then replied we love the position, but prefer our dogs as friends. To be fair, she laughed about it and she then dropped off to do her own thing.
We assumed where it went from there on her end. Lots of stories like that with our experiences. Not sure if this falls under fetish or kink, but we've never forgotten the encounter.
We had one woman approach us once to watch, but wanted to talk before we got started. At one point she asked if we liked getting fucked doggy style. My wife stated it was one of her favorite positions, and that we do it all the time. At one point she stops us and says she is not talking about the position, but actually fucking dogs. We both weren't sure we read it right at first and then replied we love the position, but prefer our dogs as friends. To be fair, she laughed about it and she then dropped off to do her own thing.
We assumed where it went from there on her end. Lots of stories like that with our experiences. Not sure if this falls under fetish or kink, but we've never forgotten the encounter.