Well, was getting our kicks reading your funny ass banter and was inspired to actually pen out this too wordy rant that brings great attention to the facts and causes of my failed collegiant career...
Allrighty! Well, we finally took the time to figure out who is real and had some great convos last couple of days. New people take note. Spend the time it takes to get to know the real folks and how they think if you are frustrated with the bullshit and lack of success. It's all right there in the forums. Oh, and pretty fucking funny shit too. Wait...am I in the wrong section? Shit, this is hook ups, yes? Well, fuck me running. Hi everyone!! Me and Dixie would like to make the first step towards FWB at least tonight. Being sluts, we would be good with going all the way if vibe right, but willing to hangout and get the ball rolling if that's your style. Mostly retired and independently wealthy, our schedule allows for planned events and spontaneous fuckfests. Really just depends on the mood. Hoping some of you veteran Hilarious folks will raise an eyebrow and take us in to raise (swinging wise). We love to show our gratitude thru achieving your gratification if you catch my drift. We are pent up and bent up and no lack of enthusiasm or raw talent here. Got blessed more than most on the looks and bodies show our active lifestyle. If the age worries you, you obviously have not been exposed to a mature woman like Dixie. Few have. I somehow got luckier than anyone I know. So if young and wanna see the real deal, holla. If veterans def holla and let's get the ball rolling. Either way, let's have some fun!!! Single males, only thing I can say is work on your kharma. Gonna take divine intervention for you to get in here. Perpetrators, as soon as I catch you are trying to pull game on me I will proceed to running you in the ground on a goose chase you won't realize is happening until I have decided you understand not to lie and try to weasel in. Trust me, I was raised in a lions den of expert cons and manipulators and know the trade well. I choose not to use it now except when the foolish try to use manipulation on me. Be warned and be honest and goose chase you shall not. (Yoda voice )