Okay, before all you single doods get your panties in a wad (And yes we know that many, if not MOST of you, won't even read past the fudgin' headline.) we're MOSTLY looking for couples; and not just couples who are couples ONLY so they can bang other couples. Capisce? If you're single and also in a LTR with someone who is at least to some degree into the lifestyle then by all means hit us up if interested. If not...well, maybe next time.
So...wait, where were we? Oh yeah, we're looking for just a few select couples who fall decidedly on the facetious side of life and the lifestyle. If you're a more somber, serious individual, good on ya, mate!...but you, in all likelihood, wouldn't probably enjoy hanging out with us all that much. If, on the other hand you LOVE to laugh at this crazy fucked-up world, and even at yourselves sometimes, then you might be the drug we've been looking for.
We actually have a somewhat sinister (Okay, it's not really sinister but it sounds kinda badass if we say it that way.) ulterior motive for this post that we will ONLY disclose once we've met and gotten to know you better. And JSYK, meeting does NOT equal fucking so don't worry about OR expect that!
So, if you're going a little stir crazy this winter (Or were already a little crazy to begin with...but crazy in a GOOD way!) and looking for something a little bit out of the ordinary, hit us up. We promise we're not YUGE assholes despite what you may think from our often lame forum posts and we won't bite (much) unless you ask, or preferrably BEG, us to.
The 'Doers
So...wait, where were we? Oh yeah, we're looking for just a few select couples who fall decidedly on the facetious side of life and the lifestyle. If you're a more somber, serious individual, good on ya, mate!...but you, in all likelihood, wouldn't probably enjoy hanging out with us all that much. If, on the other hand you LOVE to laugh at this crazy fucked-up world, and even at yourselves sometimes, then you might be the drug we've been looking for.
We actually have a somewhat sinister (Okay, it's not really sinister but it sounds kinda badass if we say it that way.) ulterior motive for this post that we will ONLY disclose once we've met and gotten to know you better. And JSYK, meeting does NOT equal fucking so don't worry about OR expect that!
So, if you're going a little stir crazy this winter (Or were already a little crazy to begin with...but crazy in a GOOD way!) and looking for something a little bit out of the ordinary, hit us up. We promise we're not YUGE assholes despite what you may think from our often lame forum posts and we won't bite (much) unless you ask, or preferrably BEG, us to.
The 'Doers
Jesus Character-Limiting Christ, Swingular! You're fuckin' up my freestyle! It's supPOSED to say "Looking for some peeps to hang, bang, and form a gang!" 
We would love to be considered if nothing else for the entertainment value you bring to the forum. Unfortunately we are in and out....of the area for skiing and having fun with friends. We do have some curiosity about an ulterior motive and what a little bit out of the ordinary means. We do like the reference to hang, bang and be in the gang. Hope we can still qualifying as a doer.
Not nearly as physically hot as you guys are but really fucking nasty and talented. If you are mildly interested. We come with beer. 
We come with wine
I'm smarmy....but my wife is pretty cool. We have gang experience as Sharks (fuck the Jets, amirite) and bang experience. But never banging while ganging as the choreography was too complicated. And thank god you're asking for 'hanging' and not 'hung' because we'd be right out.
We'd certainly be up for crazy and fun.....
We'd certainly be up for crazy and fun.....
We come for the the party, the women the comedy. Count us in
JagNRose
JagNRose
Thanks for all the great responses so far. We will try to do our due diligence and try to get back to each of you to as soon as possible. I probably should mention that this somewhat treacherous enterprise we are undertaking will be a bit of a group effort and we will be asking for help in the vetting process from the couples that we think might fit into the group dynamic (or share the same intractable psychosis) as we proceed forward. Kinda like one of those progressive dinners we used to have at the old 7th ward but without any green Jell-o with shredded carots in it or funeral potatoes.
Additionally, and we really hope this doesn't come off as obnoxiously exclusionary, but the activities we had in mind for this group might make it fairly untenable for anyone who has a somewhat itinerant relationship with the SLC area. Sorry.
Additionally, and we really hope this doesn't come off as obnoxiously exclusionary, but the activities we had in mind for this group might make it fairly untenable for anyone who has a somewhat itinerant relationship with the SLC area. Sorry.
In Greeley Colorado
We're game. We're always up for a good laugh, and there's nothing better than a gathering of irreverent friends.
We come with Mott’s Grape Juice.
Have you ever thought how awesome it would be to hang out with the big guy and hot gal from King of Queens? No...? Well if you change your mind you know who to call. We chatted once or twice, but we ghosted swingular for a minute and I think you had to give up on us. We'd love the chance to disappoint you again!
Ok since I’m partly krazy and in my mind I’m a couple but she only exists there— I hope you consider me / us ; )
I tried reaching out to you guys but your filter blocks krazy singles. I’m happiest when invited to the group as long as you put me and my chair by the window so I’m allowed to drool 🤤 onto myself while I take in both your play action and winter landscape.
I look forward to seeing you guys
I tried reaching out to you guys but your filter blocks krazy singles. I’m happiest when invited to the group as long as you put me and my chair by the window so I’m allowed to drool 🤤 onto myself while I take in both your play action and winter landscape.
I look forward to seeing you guys
Interesting proposal. Love a good intriguing situation.
Sounds like quite the adventure, we would love to be considered for this fun filled extravaganza. Let us know what you think 
Already a little crazy. You had us at sinister.
Hey guys we would love to hang out. Had you guys honour house and would love to hang out more..
Evan n LaNae
Evan n LaNae
Wow, we're absolutely OVERWHELMED by the response here and in our poor, bulging inbox. And y'all don't even know what sinister things we might have planned! HA! :-D For all you know we're planning to set up a faux BDSM dungeon, make everyone strip naked, tie you all to various types of bondage apparatus and then bring in a herd of missionaries to preach the everlasting gospel to you. ;-P
But we promise that we will try our very best to get back to each and every one of you to, without letting the cat out of the bag, get to know you all a little better and vet you to see if you would fit into this one very specific original scenario. The problem is that we didn't anticipate anywhere NEAR this much response and the available openings for the primary undertaking are really quite small due to the size of the intended venue. We may have to figure out some other kind of mutually pleasurable activity/outing at a later date to try to accommodate more people.
In the meantime, to possibly help expedite the vetting process, it would be extremely helpful if all or at least some of you could shoot us off an email telling us more about your interests in and out of the bedroom, your specific rules/limits in the lifestyle, and, much more importantly, give us some insights into your true personalities as those particular traits will be, by far, the biggest factor for us. And please bear in mind, that after chatting via email, text, or Kik (or whatever) we will STILL want to meet all of you (especially if we've never met before) to talk to you in person and, hopefully, get to know you even better to see if you will fit into the dynamic of the small group we're putting together for this initial endeavor.
But we promise that we will try our very best to get back to each and every one of you to, without letting the cat out of the bag, get to know you all a little better and vet you to see if you would fit into this one very specific original scenario. The problem is that we didn't anticipate anywhere NEAR this much response and the available openings for the primary undertaking are really quite small due to the size of the intended venue. We may have to figure out some other kind of mutually pleasurable activity/outing at a later date to try to accommodate more people.
In the meantime, to possibly help expedite the vetting process, it would be extremely helpful if all or at least some of you could shoot us off an email telling us more about your interests in and out of the bedroom, your specific rules/limits in the lifestyle, and, much more importantly, give us some insights into your true personalities as those particular traits will be, by far, the biggest factor for us. And please bear in mind, that after chatting via email, text, or Kik (or whatever) we will STILL want to meet all of you (especially if we've never met before) to talk to you in person and, hopefully, get to know you even better to see if you will fit into the dynamic of the small group we're putting together for this initial endeavor.
we are interested
Hey what's up my bf and I are in Gatlinburg until Friday can you get free
Tried sending you a well drafted email detailing personality, wants, desires and expectations—but single guys still blocked. Ok. I get the hint/ message. Enjoy 😊
Sounds like a great time to me
Does anyone read anything besides the headline?
Utahldscouple wrote:
Does anyone read anything besides the headline?
I don't even read full headlines.
Anyway, EVILDOERS, you can probably find it in the $10 DVD bin at Walmart.
icetlawandorder wrote:Cause Evil makes headlines that are paragraph form 😀.Utahldscouple wrote:
Does anyone read anything besides the headline?
I don't even read full headlines.
Anyway, EVILDOERS, you can probably find it in the $10 DVD bin at Walmart.
icetlawandorder wrote:Utahldscouple wrote:
Does anyone read anything besides the headline?
I don't even read full headlines.
Anyway, EVILDOERS, you can probably find it in the $10 DVD bin at Walmart.
Thanks a LOT, Icet. Spent the entire afternoon searching the DVD bargain bin at Walmart with no luck. Even stopped by Goodwill hoping that we'd find a used copy. FINALLY, we got online and found it!
EVILDOERS wrote:
Thanks a LOT, Icet. Spent the entire afternoon searching the DVD bargain bin at Walmart with no luck. Even stopped by Goodwill hoping that we'd find a used copy. FINALLY, we got online and found it!
Does that one have Kevin Bacon too?
icetlawandorder wrote:EVILDOERS wrote:
Thanks a LOT, Icet. Spent the entire afternoon searching the DVD bargain bin at Walmart with no luck. Even stopped by Goodwill hoping that we'd find a used copy. FINALLY, we got online and found it!
Does that one have Kevin Bacon too?
It's actually a guy named Kevin "The Bone" Baycon. Do you know him?
EVILDOERS wrote:icetlawandorder wrote:
[quote=EVILDOERS]Thanks a LOT, Icet. Spent the entire afternoon searching the DVD bargain bin at Walmart with no luck. Even stopped by Goodwill hoping that we'd find a used copy. FINALLY, we got online and found it!
Does that one have Kevin Bacon too?
It's actually a guy named Kevin "The Bone" Baycon. Do you know him?[/quote]
Not familiar with his work, but I hear he's the subject of a "Six Degrees" game in the porn industry. Also a great dancer.
Yes, that's the guy! And when he's not busy butt-boning his costar Keester Sutherland, he makes a HELL of a souffle'. Oh, and I think in male porn it's actually known as the "Six Inches of Kevin Baycon" game.
Let me know if you ever need a single straight guy. I know theres a shortage lately 😆. I do have a friend girl that could join as well.
Just curious.. if this has already been asked, I apologize.. but what about single females?
Tittf4tatt wrote:
Just curious.. if this has already been asked, I apologize.. but what about single females?
Actually no, it hasn't been asked. But thank you for asking as we've had quite a few approach us. To date, we've communicated with a handful of single females but it turns out that, so far, all but one has a significant other. When we posted this we were actually thinking more about individuals that are a 'who' rather than a 'what'. In other words, for the undertaking we were thinking about we were looking more for individual personality traits than relationship status.
The main reason we made a stipulation about single males was because we've learned from experience that NOT making that disclaimer is a recipe for utter inundation from the massive number single males on the site. Ms. Evil, for many years, actually played solo, occasionally, with a few select single males (Swingular used to allow females in a couple a free second profile of their own, not sure if that is still the case.) but as the number of single males on the site increased exponentially, she quickly became overwhelmed and more than a little bit jaded and just stopped responding to all of their solicitations.
Having said that, if we DO continue with our undertaking (A moot point as of right now.) we would be happy to consider a select single male or two IF they had impeccable references from a couple or single female. Sadly, that's just the way it has to be, logistically, these days. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
We would love to throw our dildo..err I mean hat in the ring.
Well, neither of us have been out of the country, since our last trip to Ireland, and we don't have the sniffles, or any other symptoms of a respiratory disease. We are however quite suspicious, Evil, that behind all the subterfuge, you are eventually going to admit that the bottom line is that you want us all to sell Amway.
Amway, Wow I thought he was pushing some "Sexual Toy Sales", or maybe a political statement Like Dildos for the less Fortunate. My Bad
DELICIOUSLYWET wrote:
Well, neither of us have been out of the country, since our last trip to Ireland, and we don't have the sniffles, or any other symptoms of a respiratory disease. We are however quite suspicious, Evil, that behind all the subterfuge, you are eventually going to admit that the bottom line is that you want us all to sell Amway.
Amway doesn't work at ALL. But doTERRA totally cures the coronavirus (and makes your dick and boobs HUGE!). Who wants to be in our downline?
We are interested also
Wow!! The Evil is powerful with these doers! You guys are getting popular! Hopefully something cums of it 😉
D&T
D&T
Jersh wrote:
Let me know if you ever need a single straight guy. I know theres a shortage lately 😆. I do have a friend girl that could join as well.
We can vouch for this single stud of a male!! True gentleman (unless asked to be otherwise)!! Great conversation and easy on the eyes and other body parts 😉!!
wanderlust14 wrote:
We can vouch for this single stud of a male!! True gentleman (unless asked to be otherwise)!! Great conversation and easy on the eyes and other body parts 😉!!
Amazing people! 😉
Well hell yes we are in!!
Scorpaquar wrote:
Gang members are scary......
Depends on the gang.
What??? An original post from the Doers? Have been loving reading your responses for years....
We are always down for some crazy shit! Unfortunately because of work and other untimely shit it just doesn't happen as often as we like!
Keep up the good wotk
J and M
We are always down for some crazy shit! Unfortunately because of work and other untimely shit it just doesn't happen as often as we like!
Keep up the good wotk
J and M
Were interested will bring beer
34879 wrote:
Were interested will bring beer
We only drink CORONA beer these days.
I'm interested,
Well, hell yes! Put us in coach! We wanna play!!
Well, THIS thread hasn't aged well. FUCK YOU, coronavirus, and the horse you rod...er, the bat you flew in on! Obviously God (and/or the devil) hates us and decided that he/she/it/(insert non-binary pronoun of choice here) would stymie our sincere efforts to fuck a lot of people by inserting a little worldwide plague into the mix.
We apologize for any inconvenience (since it's OBVIOUSLY all our fault) that this shitshow of a pandemic has caused anyone and promise to NEVER try to organize a fuck-a-thon anytime in the near or distant future. Alternatively, if it turns out that drinking Chlorox with a Lysol chaser and shining a UV light up our asses does, indeed, cure this disease then condoms are on us and let the fuckage begin!
Who are we kidding? At this point wearing condoms because we're afraid of a few little sex cooties just seems so fucking quaint!
The (blame it all on US!) 'Doers
We apologize for any inconvenience (since it's OBVIOUSLY all our fault) that this shitshow of a pandemic has caused anyone and promise to NEVER try to organize a fuck-a-thon anytime in the near or distant future. Alternatively, if it turns out that drinking Chlorox with a Lysol chaser and shining a UV light up our asses does, indeed, cure this disease then condoms are on us and let the fuckage begin!
Who are we kidding? At this point wearing condoms because we're afraid of a few little sex cooties just seems so fucking quaint!
The (blame it all on US!) 'Doers
We are interested
EVILDOERS wrote:
Well, THIS thread hasn't aged well. FUCK YOU, coronavirus, and the horse you rod...er, the bat you flew in on! Obviously God (and/or the devil) hates us and decided that he/she/it/(insert non-binary pronoun of choice here) would stymie our sincere efforts to fuck a lot of people by inserting a little worldwide plague into the mix.
We apologize for any inconvenience (since it's OBVIOUSLY all our fault) that this shitshow of a pandemic has caused anyone and promise to NEVER try to organize a fuck-a-thon anytime in the near or distant future. Alternatively, if it turns out that drinking Chlorox with a Lysol chaser and shining a UV light up our asses does, indeed, cure this disease then condoms are on us and let the fuckage begin!
Who are we kidding? At this point wearing condoms because we're afraid of a few little sex cooties just seems so fucking quaint!
The (blame it all on US!) 'Doers
Yea I'm looking and thinking damn they don't care anymore, reached your boiling point. Then I see the original date and mourn for the fun that has been postponed for everyone.