Phantom female partners. One line messages. Flaky contacts. Old photos, like really old, so old that you almost can't tell they are the same person. Hostility to single males. Aggressive and disrespectful single males/females.
These are a few of our least favorite things!
These are a few of our least favorite things!
Phantom females for sure, and ghoste-afters. PM’ing one or the other without asking first
Setting the oven temp too high and not using the clutch. Next question! 
Using “your” incorrectly, mispronouncing “curse,” and using inside turn lane when one should have used outer turn lane. I might as well throw in the drivers who do not enter the intersection to make a left turn. They wait until they get a written invitation to make the left turn at a light. Thanks for asking.
Businesses with festive signs that look like they could be a restaurant, but when you pull up closer it’s like, “Bill’s Plumbing Supply.”
Stop right atop the escalator or just inside a doorway, wait for you take a nice mouthful and then ask if everything is ok, drive 5 mph under the limit just because, assume we are wierd (or worse) because we are not LDS, and above all...
talk politics.
talk politics.
RUNNINWILD wrote:
Evildoers with his big mouth, and his know it all BS...lmao
Oh shit, thanks for reminding me. STINKY FEET! Show me ONE woman who is turned on by pics of some guy's craggly old feet.
NYCnSLO wrote:
Stop right atop the escalator or just inside a doorway, wait for you take a nice mouthful and then ask if everything is ok, drive 5 mph under the limit just because, assume we are wierd (or worse) because we are not LDS, and above all...
talk politics.
Exactly, we’ll said 😉
WILDONEZ2004 wrote:
Phantom female partners. One line messages. Flaky contacts. Old photos, like really old, so old that you almost can't tell they are the same person. Hostility to single males. Aggressive and disrespectful single males/females.
These are a few of our least favorite things!
I wish i could've heard you sing this haha
When you wait for an hr to talk to customer service and they say you need to be transferred - only to have the transfer disconnect.
LS related- inconsistency with couples messaging. It's a two way street.
Regular life- the shit the news reports and avoids the facts.
Regular life- the shit the news reports and avoids the facts.
RUNNINWILD wrote:...No women except your sick wife lmao[/quote]EVILDOERS wrote:
[quote=RUNNINWILD]Evildoers with his big mouth, and his know it all BS...lmao
Oh shit, thanks for reminding me. STINKY FEET! Show me ONE woman who is turned on by pics of some guy's craggly old feet.
Only in your meth-fueled sex dreams, Goober. But at least you ADMIT that your feet would gag a feral alley cat...if not just kill it outrght. At least I HAVE a wife...and she's not an inflatable plastic sex doll named Trixie like yours. You two DO make a cute couple though. Do her feet smell as bad as yours? But I imagine not having an olfactory nerve is a big plus in a partner for you. I hope Santa brought you a new doll this Christmas. I can only IMAGINE what your old one smells like by now.
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EVILDOERS wrote:...No women except your sick wife lmao[/quote]RUNNINWILD wrote:
[quote=EVILDOERS][quote=RUNNINWILD]Evildoers with his big mouth, and his know it all BS...lmao
Oh shit, thanks for reminding me. STINKY FEET! Show me ONE woman who is turned on by pics of some guy's craggly old feet.
Only in your meth-fueled sex dreams, Goober. But at least you ADMIT that your feet would gag a feral alley cat...if not just kill it outrght. At least I HAVE a wife...and she's not an inflatable plastic sex doll named Trixie like yours. You two DO make a cute couple though. Do her feet smell as bad as yours? But I imagine not having an olfactory nerve is a big plus in a partner for you. I hope Santa brought you a new doll this Christmas. I can only IMAGINE what your old one smells like by now.
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This is pure gold. I hope we never have to roast each other in such a manner😅😅
BasicCouple wrote:
Using “your” incorrectly, mispronouncing “curse,” and using inside turn lane when one should have used outer turn lane. I might as well throw in the drivers who do not enter the intersection to make a left turn. They wait until they get a written invitation to make the left turn at a light. Thanks for asking.
Very funny...try driving in Houston...G
RUNNINWILD wrote:...No women except your sick wife lmao ... I recommend you use foot powered hehehe[/quote]EVILDOERS wrote:
[quote=RUNNINWILD]Evildoers with his big mouth, and his know it all BS...lmao
Oh shit, thanks for reminding me. STINKY FEET! Show me ONE woman who is turned on by pics of some guy's craggly old feet.
Nice edit. And I recommend the YOU use SpellCheck, or a second-grade English textbook...assuming, of course, that you're able to read.
RUNNINWILD wrote:
Evildoers with his big mouth, and his know it all BS...lmao
Someone that can't let shit go and always has to have a personal attack on the message boards. Gets old!!!
SHENANIGANIZER wrote:RUNNINWILD wrote:
Evildoers with his big mouth, and his know it all BS...lmao
Someone that can't let shit go and always has to have a personal attack on the message boards. Gets old!!!
Oh, it's all in good fun, SHENANIGANIZER. STINKYFEET and I go WAY back. The closest thing he has to an actual sex life is to follow me around on Swingular posting what his tiny, feeble mind imagines are clever, witty aspersions. Lately, though, in what I can only imagine is an attempt to up the ante, he's taken to insulting Ms. Evil. I assume this is because his wife left him for a traveling dildo salesman who showed her that, by comparison, his minuscule and impotent his dick is actually at the FAR low end of the Bell Curve and is likely the model that cutting-edge urologists use to demonstrate the concept of a micropenis. But he still has Trixie and Bo Peep (his inflatable doll and sheep).
People who mispell my name when it's right in front of their face. People who send me friend requests who have clearly not read my profile . People who expect me to work for free . People who think that I'm easy just because I'm on this site. People who get butt hurt because I put family first .
Wow! I guess I was repressing a lot . LOL !
Wow! I guess I was repressing a lot . LOL !
RUNNINWILD wrote:….Yes I agree he has no life and just wants to insult peoples posts, he has done this for years and with no regard for peoples feelings then comes back its all in fun, that is a cop out and when someone does it to him like he says its all in fun pure BS he does not like it [/quote]SHENANIGANIZER wrote:
[quote=RUNNINWILD]Evildoers with his big mouth, and his know it all BS...lmao
Someone that can't let shit go and always has to have a personal attack on the message boards. Gets old!!!
Au contraire, mon frère. I actually "like it" very much. Although I do feel a tiny bit guilty verbally sparring with a completely unarmed man. Feels a bit like I imagine Usain Bolt would feel competing in the Special Olympics.
Like this part of
I agree with a little adjustment.
People that get butt hurt because you pick anything over them.
But really family always wins.
1DIVA wrote:
People who get butt hurt because I put family first .
I agree with a little adjustment.
People that get butt hurt because you pick anything over them.
But really family always wins.
Well, we were listening to Panic! At the Disco...
EVILDOERS wrote:
Oh, it's all in good fun, SHENANIGANIZER. STINKYFEET and I go WAY back. The closest thing he has to an actual sex life is to follow me around on Swingular posting what his tiny, feeble mind imagines are clever, witty aspersions. Lately, though, in what I can only imagine is an attempt to up the ante, he's taken to insulting Ms. Evil. I assume this is because his wife left him for a traveling dildo salesman who showed her that, by comparison, his minuscule and impotent his dick is actually at the FAR low end of the Bell Curve and is likely the model that cutting-edge urologists use to demonstrate the concept of a micropenis. But he still has Trixie and Bo Peep (his inflatable doll and sheep).
2020's Most Coveted Career = Traveling Dildoe Salesman (Yeah, I spell it "dildoe" lol)
Us? Nothing really, we've been in the LS for over 20 yrs, played with an embarrassingly high amount of couples but had had never taken this shit seriously. We only seek couples for full swap yet run into a ton of unwanted mail from single males or evil creative geniuses posing as couples. Can always see those coming from miles away! We just play them back for the lulz. There is amusement everywhere!
SUENDAN wrote:
Us? Nothing really, we've been in the LS for over 20 yrs, played with an embarrassingly high amount of couples but had had never taken this shit seriously. We only seek couples for full swap yet run into a ton of unwanted mail from single males or evil creative geniuses posing as couples. Can always see those coming from miles away! We just play them back for the lulz. There is amusement everywhere!
Yeah, that can be good for the lulz.
Sometimes this site is a real buzz kill....but always entertaining :-) Happy 2020
N10C wrote:
Sometimes this site is a real buzz kill....but always entertaining :-) Happy 2020
Agreed. THIS site, however, is the exact OPPOSITE of a buzzkill. Happy 2020 indeed!
Folks who carry on a conversation with you and then disappear without any explanation. Just seems RUDE.
Single males that talk a good game but can't fuck more than a minute. Fake couples, Couples that friend request but never text. Old pics.Fake pics.
Oh boy, a revived “rant” thread .... let’s see, where to start LOL
People who send you a nude in the middle of a work day and then turn it around on you when you don't send one back right away. As if they loaned you money and now want it paid back. Nudes aren't currency!
EVILDOERS wrote:
Setting the oven temp too high and not using the clutch. Next question!
Lol
Rant or rave...ya just never know what yur gonna get in a box of chocolates. 😈