Over the years, I've made numerous sex toys for my wife. Most of them could be described as fairly zany. I enjoy the planning of things unique... and I enjoy the fabrication, and of course...most of all, the testing. I also get charged during fabrication, running mental movies through my head of the best possible outcums. In reality though, some end up being utter failures. The remaining have varied from working well to being wildly successful. Ladies and gents, I would like to introduce to you the "Headless Fucker".
My wife loves DP. However, she's unwilling to bring another man into the bedroom. And I am perfectly fine with that. So....for years, it's been me and any number of butt plugs, or me and any number of vaginal toys, or fingers. This has all but always resulted in screaming orgasms, some of which are near deafening (check out the video in our profile for example - AUDIO ONLY so make sure your volume is ON). Good stuff! However, to lend a hand in this mostly unspoken fantasy, I've wanted to make things a little more realistic. And I wanted to utilize a clitoral stimulation that would free our hands and be stronger. Hmmm.... I had a mannequin torso collecting dust, and an A&E Magic Massager in the mail. I dug through the "tool box" and pulled a sleeve off an old broken vibrator. I had a plan!
For a softer rigidity, I filled the sleeve with closed cell foam, inserting a vibrating bullet in its head. I then mounted this rejuvenated wiener to a strong spring which I welded to a homemade bracket fitting into the manikin's behind. What can I say! Next, I cut out a spot on the mannequin's belly for the Magic Massager. Being a test piece, I hurriedly strapped the massager in place and used Gorilla tape to anchor the wiener. Just a proto, I thought. I'll fancy it all up later. That was yesterday.
Having ants in her pants, as soon as my wife saw it and bounced the spring loaded pecker this morning, she asked when we were going to use it. I told'er before she took the "Fucker" for a real ride, I'd like her to mount up to quickly test the positioning and angles of everything. Before our kid had gotten out of the driveway to go to the store, she had the dude laying out in front of our fireplace and was pulling the blinds. Like a mad scientist,🤓 I put my glasses on, got down on the floor and watched her go down on the Fucker's vibrating pecker. She seemed awfully enthused for this being a test!
I asked her how the angle was. "Great!". "How about the positioning of the wand?". Her reply: "Fuuuck that feels good...".
Yeah!!
Thinking the testing had been concluded, she's buzzing through the different settings on the wand and grinding away. Obviously, she was not done testing! I asked if I should get the lube so I could enter her from behind. For some DP, ya know. A delayed "suuure" sent me running to the bedroom for the lube, giddy as a little kid. By the time I got back, the writing was on the wall. But I had to try! However, before I could rip my britches off, she let out a gasp, exclaiming "OH NO!!" "Sorry, SOOORRY..." immediately followed by a scream she muffled out of embarrassment from cumming so quickly. Couldn't believe that little headless fucker worked so well!
The only suggestion she had was for me to enter her rear before she cranked up the wand. Boom! Can't wait for the real ride!
My wife loves DP. However, she's unwilling to bring another man into the bedroom. And I am perfectly fine with that. So....for years, it's been me and any number of butt plugs, or me and any number of vaginal toys, or fingers. This has all but always resulted in screaming orgasms, some of which are near deafening (check out the video in our profile for example - AUDIO ONLY so make sure your volume is ON). Good stuff! However, to lend a hand in this mostly unspoken fantasy, I've wanted to make things a little more realistic. And I wanted to utilize a clitoral stimulation that would free our hands and be stronger. Hmmm.... I had a mannequin torso collecting dust, and an A&E Magic Massager in the mail. I dug through the "tool box" and pulled a sleeve off an old broken vibrator. I had a plan!
For a softer rigidity, I filled the sleeve with closed cell foam, inserting a vibrating bullet in its head. I then mounted this rejuvenated wiener to a strong spring which I welded to a homemade bracket fitting into the manikin's behind. What can I say! Next, I cut out a spot on the mannequin's belly for the Magic Massager. Being a test piece, I hurriedly strapped the massager in place and used Gorilla tape to anchor the wiener. Just a proto, I thought. I'll fancy it all up later. That was yesterday.
Having ants in her pants, as soon as my wife saw it and bounced the spring loaded pecker this morning, she asked when we were going to use it. I told'er before she took the "Fucker" for a real ride, I'd like her to mount up to quickly test the positioning and angles of everything. Before our kid had gotten out of the driveway to go to the store, she had the dude laying out in front of our fireplace and was pulling the blinds. Like a mad scientist,🤓 I put my glasses on, got down on the floor and watched her go down on the Fucker's vibrating pecker. She seemed awfully enthused for this being a test!
I asked her how the angle was. "Great!". "How about the positioning of the wand?". Her reply: "Fuuuck that feels good...". Yeah!!
Thinking the testing had been concluded, she's buzzing through the different settings on the wand and grinding away. Obviously, she was not done testing! I asked if I should get the lube so I could enter her from behind. For some DP, ya know. A delayed "suuure" sent me running to the bedroom for the lube, giddy as a little kid. By the time I got back, the writing was on the wall. But I had to try! However, before I could rip my britches off, she let out a gasp, exclaiming "OH NO!!" "Sorry, SOOORRY..." immediately followed by a scream she muffled out of embarrassment from cumming so quickly. Couldn't believe that little headless fucker worked so well!
The only suggestion she had was for me to enter her rear before she cranked up the wand. Boom! Can't wait for the real ride!
You need to name this. With the Hitachi on the clit on high setting you can call it the desensitizer..
Ha...I'm going to have to put a governor on the thing, and have rules. No turning on that wand until I've entered! 😂
You might try building your own Sybian machine?
MYRNASTWINS wrote:
You might try building your own Sybian machine?
Thanks. The Sybian was the inspiration behind this. I used the mannequin though since I had it...and thought it would be a bit more realistic. We're liking the idea that the wand on this one can easily be removed and used differently too. More versatile. And that stiff spring at the penis base, bending 360° and up and down: Boom!
Originally, I was going to make one with both clitoral stimulation AND a thrusting boner on a speed control. I may at some point.
Want that room!!
Mrs Canvas wanted a flogger so I whipped one up last night from materials I had on hand. The handle is from a broom stick and the leather from an old vest and belt. We had never used one until this afternoon. She liked!
NaughtyAlder wrote:
Our IKEA spanking bench, and St. Andrews Cross. Both are down in the Naughty Alder Room!!!
WINNER! Love it and want a room just like it.
NaughtyAlder wrote:
Our IKEA spanking bench, and St. Andrews Cross. Both are down in the Naughty Alder Room!!!
I'd love to play in that room! The IKEA peice probably didn't cum that way. lol What was the name of the piece you bought?
A lot of creative, inventive, and kinky people here! 😋
Canvas wrote:
Ha...I'm going to have to put a governor on the thing, and have rules. No turning on that wand until I've entered! 😂
You can buy a governor at Harbor Freight for $17.99. Just look for “ DRILL MASTER Router Speed Control Dial”.
I’ve used it on a wand and it works great.
NaughtyAlder wrote:
We are so glad she liked it!!! We could hold a class on making/using floggers....
After our "trial" run, we discussed different ways to use the thing. Never would have thought my wife would like something like this, or light bondage which we have also tried in the last 2 months. I'm now thinking there's more left in that barrel of tricks of ours than I had realized! She used the flogger on me after we were "done" and I liked it as well, but not so much in a sexual way.
By the way. Nice room!
UtahGuy2 wrote:Canvas wrote:
Ha...I'm going to have to put a governor on the thing, and have rules. No turning on that wand until I've entered! 😂
You can buy a governor at Harbor Freight for $17.99. Just look for “ DRILL MASTER Router Speed Control Dial”.
I’ve used it on a wand and it works great.
Funny you should mention that because I had looked at that same "control" before I had made the mannequin toy... when I was thinking more along the lines of something like a Sybian but with a thrusting dildo. Don't know that I would have ever thought about using it with the wand. Hmmm....
Thanks for the idea.
Canvas wrote:UtahGuy2 wrote:
[quote=Canvas]Ha...I'm going to have to put a governor on the thing, and have rules. No turning on that wand until I've entered! 😂
You can buy a governor at Harbor Freight for $17.99. Just look for “ DRILL MASTER Router Speed Control Dial”.
I’ve used it on a wand and it works great.
Funny you should mention that because I had looked at that same "control" before I had made the mannequin toy... when I was thinking more along the lines of something like a Sybian but with a thrusting dildo. Don't know that I would have ever thought about using it with the wand. Hmmm....
Thanks for the idea.[/quote]
Set the wand on high then plug it into the controller and the controller into the wall, You then control how much the wand vibrates with the know on the controller.
Canvas wrote:
Ha...I'm going to have to put a governor on the thing, and have rules. No turning on that wand until I've entered! 😂
Buy a sliding dimmer switch for a lamp and plug the wand into it. It'll give you a lot more control over speed.
Well done!
Wait...what? You want us to bring edibles to yur toys for twats party?
MrNMrsHorny wrote:Canvas wrote:
Ha...I'm going to have to put a governor on the thing, and have rules. No turning on that wand until I've entered! 😂
Buy a sliding dimmer switch for a lamp and plug the wand into it. It'll give you a lot more control over speed.
Thanks. I was mostly joking. But, good idea none-the-less.
We used the mannequin again the other night with great success! We have renamed him though, from the Headless Fucker to Richard.
NaughtyAlder wrote:
We mentioned in a previous post that we were working on a collapsing/foldable St. Andrews Cross. It is nearing finally stages with most of the Engineering completed.... needs finish sanding and staining......
Looks good!
If that room can told us what happened there that be awesome I would like to have room like that looks naughty and kinky fun there
That be hot to be tied up there some day
Awesome toys!!
MarriedNcurious wrote:
Made me think of this thread!
What in the HELL is that thing?????
It is a "High Speed Manual Di-Ass-ILator #4"
Love Richard ...Canvas! Very creative, job well done!!!
AROUSINGTIMES wrote:
Love Richard ...Canvas! Very creative, job well done!!!
Thanks. He's been fun!
Thanks to the other posters as well. Would love to see a "like" button here so we could like all these replies. I'm sure it'll be the Xmas bonus from Swingular we've all been waiting for...
Anything can be a sex toy if you are brave enough
I just figured it is the season for candy canes.
That’s impressive
Richard was a hit but we wanted me (Mr Canvas) to take the bottom and vaginal position during DP.
Meet our new friend "Peter". Had our first date as a trio today. Success!! Mrs Canvas rode us like there's no tomorrow!
Meet our new friend "Peter". Had our first date as a trio today. Success!! Mrs Canvas rode us like there's no tomorrow!
We were at the “Eyes Wide Open” event with a bunch
Of our custom made whips, floggers, paddles/etc. that we’ve made out of found materials.. For all you that were there, we had a lot of fun! For anyone that wants to cum by for a sample whip on your booty, let us know.
Of our custom made whips, floggers, paddles/etc. that we’ve made out of found materials.. For all you that were there, we had a lot of fun! For anyone that wants to cum by for a sample whip on your booty, let us know.
Very ingenious Canvas ... very arousing!
Had our second date with "Peter" this eve...after lowering his wiener a bit for a better angle. I've had some real successes with homemade toys but I have to say, I've really out done myself with this one! Mrs Canvas is one happy lady!