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Okay, there is a booty call up, poster’s profile pick is attached. (the username has been omitted to protect (not embarrass) the innocent (ignorant) )

The pic is a field....with trees....and a large animal.....on a booty call....asking for a couples swap.

Nothing like trees and a cow in a field to make me want to have sex with another man’s wife. Where do these people come from?

So, l the sharing begin! Share the craziest, most “unrelated to anything even remotely sexual” profile pics you’ve seen.

If you can remember them that is.
Fields with one cow and trees in the background are sexual beings with needs just like the rest of us, Ucouple.
icetlawandorder wrote:

Fields with one cow and trees in the background are sexual beings with needs just like the rest of us, Ucouple.


Yea, ok we get the humor in that...but they are 21 so as the OP suggest WTF.
@icetlawandorder

Fair point, I should be less exclusive and embrace all of gods creations, considering their needs as I would my own.

I guess at times I forget myself and get caught up in this crazy pattern of only having sex with human beings.

For the record I have f@cked a grapefruit. I’m not fruitist. But, a pine tree seems painful.
We don't know what the problem is? Can't you see them way back in the trees? You just have to zoom in :D!
To each there own, but I’ve been chased by a moose and that doesn’t really make me want to meet in the field with the couple. Moose are drama lol
I wonder about all the profiles of single males who post pictures of women.
SUNRISE wrote:

I wonder about all the profiles of single males who post pictures of women.
A lot of times is because they made a mistake during their profile correction and they have this hope that the site admins will fix it quickly. When in reality it’s easier to create a new profile!
Just easier to post a moose pic
Ucouple wrote:

Okay, there is a booty call up, poster’s profile pick is attached. (the username has been omitted to protect (not embarrass) the innocent (ignorant) )
The pic is a field....with trees....and a large animal.....on a booty call....asking for a couples swap.
Nothing like trees and a cow in a field to make me want to have sex with another man’s wife. Where do these people come from?
So, l the sharing begin! Share the craziest, most “unrelated to anything even remotely sexual” profile pics you’ve seen.
If you can remember them that is.


Yup very weird post oh well :)
Some kid got his divorced dad's phone on parent night. That's some shit my boys would pull on me.
Always wondered..Does the booty call meet ups actually work ?
Montana you ugly, you are definately a one cow wife.
there are guidelines for pics specially for the main pics and it has to show a tasty pic of the profile's owner, just report it to admin like they asked before and they will be asked to remove the pic or their profile will get suspended and/or deleted...
This is far better than a dick profile pic. At least it says something about them other than the boring admiration for one’s own cock.
What.
Else.
Do.
You.
Offer?
Ucouple wrote:

Okay, there is a booty call up, poster’s profile pick is attached. (the username has been omitted to protect (not embarrass) the innocent (ignorant) )
The pic is a field....with trees....and a large animal.....on a booty call....asking for a couples swap.
Nothing like trees and a cow in a field to make me want to have sex with another man’s wife. Where do these people come from?
So, l the sharing begin! Share the craziest, most “unrelated to anything even remotely sexual” profile pics you’ve seen.
If you can remember them that is.
to be fair, there are also some disgusting raunchy profile pics on here which are also quite confusing why anyone would think it's sexy. Just sayin.
One of our recent favs around here is the shameless use of Jennifer Love Hewitt's photo. Poor judgement is one thing, but blatant misrepresentation and copyright infringement? Of course it's entirely possible we rushed to judge and Jennifer has a hall pass that she likes to use in Utah. Anyone here willing to kiss and tell?

lebonnevie wrote:

...the boring admiration for one’s own cock.


*Sigh* ...seemed like time well spent as teenage boys.
DABOMB wrote:

there are guidelines for pics specially for the main pics and it has to show a tasty pic of the profile's owner, just report it to admin like they asked before and they will be asked to remove the pic or their profile will get suspended and/or deleted...


There really isn't an admin staff (or even a person) affiliated with this site anymore. Not in a consistent manner anyway. This site was on the fringe of total implosion a couple of years ago and at least 99% of the real members (like 38 people) kept reporting it with no response. Somebody finally checked in, fixed the glitches and made a big show of all the cool new things they planned to launch. Then promptly vanished. One of things they promised was a series of "new and sexy photo contests!!". The last photo contest is more than a year old. If you really think this site is what they claim to be, just look at the "National Events" section on the home page. One in Vegas, two in SLC. That's it. In the ENTIRE country. This site is a total sham. But...since we were suckered into a lifetime membership, we should at least use it for the entertainment value this site brings.
FIT_N_FUN wrote:

DABOMB wrote:

there are guidelines for pics specially for the main pics and it has to show a tasty pic of the profile's owner, just report it to admin like they asked before and they will be asked to remove the pic or their profile will get suspended and/or deleted...

There really isn't an admin staff (or even a person) affiliated with this site anymore. Not in a consistent manner anyway. This site was on the fringe of total implosion a couple of years ago and at least 99% of the real members (like 38 people) kept reporting it with no response. Somebody finally checked in, fixed the glitches and made a big show of all the cool new things they planned to launch. Then promptly vanished. One of things they promised was a series of "new and sexy photo contests!!". The last photo contest is more than a year old. If you really think this site is what they claim to be, just look at the "National Events" section on the home page. One in Vegas, two in SLC. That's it. In the ENTIRE country. This site is a total sham. But...since we were suckered into a lifetime membership, we should at least use it for the entertainment value this site brings.
Totally agree and wish they would just sell it to us!