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This was also taken from a real profile.... Let's hear your feelings on this. We personally feel this is a problem waiting to happen, and that this man has NO RESPECT for his wife!

FROM A REAL PROFILE:

I am interested in this lifestyle but my wife is not ready yet.

I would like to find a couple that we could meet and be friends with that could convince my wife to be more open with the idea. It could never be my idea or my decision. If I brought it to her she would be offended.


If I could find a female who could persuade my wife to be bi-sexual, that would be the dream come true
We don't see anything wrong with this. Our standard reply to this type of profile is "Just tell us when and where to show up...we'll bring the duct tape and the chloroform!" I'm sure this poor guy knows his wife well enough to know that if she's just tricked, coerced or downright forced into swinging that she will immediately LOVE the lifestyle and all it has to offer. While he's at it he could also tie her to the bed while she's sleeping and have a bunch of single men come in and gang bang her. What a fun surprise! Acatually that one would probably be better left for a special occasion like her birthday or their anniversary. Does the profile have any hot pics of her passed out (or drugged) on the bed? We love those too! Maybe someone should agree to befriend the wife...TELL her what he's trying to do and help HER castrate the asshole!
Evil
we agree with evildoers.... infact we look for evildoers advice before going out for the hunt of hot moms...
sorry, but i disagree. it doesn't sound like he has gotten a "no" cuz he's never brought it up. he's afraid to. seems like he would like to get her into it but just doesn't know how to go about it. as far as the second part about the bi-woman seducing his wife, that's alot of vanilla guy's fantasy, he doesn't say he's going to do it, he just wishes.

p.s. evildoers, your answer was quite humorous, ty for the laff.
Mrs. H,

YOU GO GIRL!!!

Hugs & Kisses,

Coop's Girl
Have to agree with the evildoers, only it was my wife that brought friends home for me to be helped into the lifestyle, I must mention it was my "EXWIFE", we went our seperate ways about a year later when she decided with or without me she was into swapping. With my lifepartner whom I have been with 10 years now , we were together 6 years before it came up in a late night fantasies talk and here we are together and having a ball, now if I could get some of you from Utah to cum convince her to move to SLC then I would have it made for years to cum.
Evildoers - I almost laughed my balls off.. thankfully they are still there.
Mrs. H - Your response to them is beautiful, but not nearly as beautiful as you are.

Personally what I see in the future of that couple is another single guy on here
that's really married and cheating.
Just got done reading this thread, Mrs H You Rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nough said.
Let me add my 2 cents worth.
I enjoy the lifestyle very much, but ill be the first to say its not for eveyone.
If you try and push her into partying she may resent you for it.
Diesel

not sure if you understood that Evil's comment was very much "tongue-in-cheek" and sarcastic.

(unless it was directed at me, then there is no love lost as i bring it on myself) :-p
i'd like to know how you all got in the lifestyle, someone must have brought it up first? it just seemed to me thats all the guy was doing, trying to find a way to get her interested without offending her.
We saw this profile also and thought that it was a divorce waiting to happen. Here's another one I ran across today straight from a profile:


"married couple not to each other, together about 2 years looking to spice up our sex with another woman."


Apparently just cheating on your spouse is no longer spicy enough, gotta get someone else involved!