So, this Alien couple, Mr. and Mrs. Spock, who travel the galaxy swinging decide to land on earth and give us "humans" a try.
They land their flying saucer in a small town, crash the local bar, and find a nice couple, Mr and Mrs Jones, to hook up with. After exchanging pleasantries, Mr. Spock and Mrs. Jones head back to the spaceship to get it on. Just as Mrs. Jones jumps in bed, the Alien walks in - and Mrs. Jones commences laughing hystericaly at his nakedness.
"What am I supposed to do with that thing? Its tiny!" She says, marveling at his tootsie-roll of a member.
"Heh, ya think? Watch this..." Mr. Spock hits himself in the forehead, and his penis commences to grow almost 9 inches in size.
"Wow!" Mrs. Jones yelps. "Thats amazing! But, its still a little thin...almost like a pencil."
"Watch this, " Says the Alien. He pulls hard on his left ear, and his penis inflates to almost 5 inches in girth. At this point, he's very well endowed.
"WOW!" yelps Mrs. Jones. "C'mere, you!" And they commence to have mind blowing, galaxy-shattering sex.
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Afterward, the Humans are back in their house, talking about the experience as the Aliens are headed back to their distant planet.
"That was amazing!" exclaims Mrs. Jones. "That was incredible...how was your experience?" She asks her husband.
"It was kinda weird," He says. "I don't know what the deal was, but the bitch kept smacking me in the forehead and nearly ripped my ear off."
They land their flying saucer in a small town, crash the local bar, and find a nice couple, Mr and Mrs Jones, to hook up with. After exchanging pleasantries, Mr. Spock and Mrs. Jones head back to the spaceship to get it on. Just as Mrs. Jones jumps in bed, the Alien walks in - and Mrs. Jones commences laughing hystericaly at his nakedness.
"What am I supposed to do with that thing? Its tiny!" She says, marveling at his tootsie-roll of a member.
"Heh, ya think? Watch this..." Mr. Spock hits himself in the forehead, and his penis commences to grow almost 9 inches in size.
"Wow!" Mrs. Jones yelps. "Thats amazing! But, its still a little thin...almost like a pencil."
"Watch this, " Says the Alien. He pulls hard on his left ear, and his penis inflates to almost 5 inches in girth. At this point, he's very well endowed.
"WOW!" yelps Mrs. Jones. "C'mere, you!" And they commence to have mind blowing, galaxy-shattering sex.
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Afterward, the Humans are back in their house, talking about the experience as the Aliens are headed back to their distant planet.
"That was amazing!" exclaims Mrs. Jones. "That was incredible...how was your experience?" She asks her husband.
"It was kinda weird," He says. "I don't know what the deal was, but the bitch kept smacking me in the forehead and nearly ripped my ear off."
lmao, damn swinging aliens