If we had a nickel for every time we got a message on this site or some of the other apps we have tried saying how amazing their nine inch cock or how big their husband is, Mr. wildcouple might be able to purchase a nine inch penis implant (if that’s a thing).
Seriously, We didn’t go to penis school, but We’re pretty sure the majority of the population doesn’t have a 9-12 inch anaconda chilling in their Calvin Klein’s.
Whatever happened to a good old fashioned 5-6 inch average cock, or a nice little micro penis?
Seriously, We didn’t go to penis school, but We’re pretty sure the majority of the population doesn’t have a 9-12 inch anaconda chilling in their Calvin Klein’s.
Whatever happened to a good old fashioned 5-6 inch average cock, or a nice little micro penis?
I guess I should mention that this is not out of jealousy and I do not have a micro penis 😂
ur right most of the men are 5 to 7 and i know with dayna she always says she doesnt care so much about size its all about can he get it UP!!!! when its time to rock,,,,,most guys have some issues in that area,,,
BTW i am 9
BTW i am 9
Are we talking personality or body parts?
I remember when a single male texted me and tried to tell me I was a prude because I don’t want coco lol. Needless to say I’m am far from a prude
Mines at least 5 inches when I stretch it lol 
Still waiting for the posts/threads about who has the tightest pussy...and measurements to prove it. 
The key is in measurement technique!
If you measure from the bottom of your balls (because we all know that’s where your penis starts) 9 inches isn’t a lie for most men.
Give it a shot! Your confidence will be bolstered and ladies will fall at your feet begging for you to take them to heaven.
I feel like if we could all just measure correctly we wouldn’t need all these big trucks running around.
If you measure from the bottom of your balls (because we all know that’s where your penis starts) 9 inches isn’t a lie for most men.
Give it a shot! Your confidence will be bolstered and ladies will fall at your feet begging for you to take them to heaven.
I feel like if we could all just measure correctly we wouldn’t need all these big trucks running around.
EVILDOERS wrote:
Still waiting for the posts/threads about who has the tightest pussy...and measurements to prove it.
Reminds me of a joke ... remind me to tell you if/when we meet. 😂
Mrs. Delicious actually prefers average to maybe a bit above average size dicks. Of the single men we have hooked up with, the guy she has been with the most, that's probably her favorite, actually has a penis slightly smaller than mine. Yes, she has been with men that are rather large, and some that are rather small. She says, and I would tend to agree, big dicks are more visually stimulating, and add to the exhibitionist voyeur aspect of swinging. When we are in a MFM, and it's our playmates turn with her, and I am watching her, or we are in a play group, and some of the peeps are watching her; if the guy has a really big dick, and or looks quite a bit different than, me, her husband, it's kind of hot. The watchers, including me, get that, oh my gosh, he is in her, he is making her cum, he is fucking her, really proper, and he is not her husband visual rush. It's variety, and that's visually erotic, for and anyone watching, and, it feels good for her.
Let's talk about NET length. As you can see by this pic of me happily typing smartass comments on Swingular forum threads, even though my dick is HUGE there's no way all of it's getting stuck into a pussy without some SERIOUS acrobatic maneuvering, probably involving a hoist or a crane or something. I mean even wearing an industrial strength Spanx my semi-husky 'Dad bod' tummy still seems to somehow prevent full penetration. 
HUMMINGBIRD wrote:
Haha! Always wondered what you were like Evil??
You should see me when I frost the tips of my hair and grow my sideburns. People mistake me for Brad Pitt and Ryan Reynolds.
Yeah, right. Women always talk about how great girth is...unTIL it's something girthy comin' out the other direction. 
Oh lord
Reminds me of when I was a waitress many years ago, and one of my customers told me he was looking for a girl with a small shoe size. All the men at the table watched me as the realization hit that he thought shoe size equated to vagina size. I told him, "it just doesn't work that way."
They asked, "Are you sure?"
I told them, "Trust me, I know for a fact it doesn't work that way."
And the table erupted in laughter.
They became regulars at my table, always asking to be seated in my area. All I knew was that I recognized that at least one of them had a small penis, and was looking for a woman who could accommodate.
They asked, "Are you sure?"
I told them, "Trust me, I know for a fact it doesn't work that way."
And the table erupted in laughter.
They became regulars at my table, always asking to be seated in my area. All I knew was that I recognized that at least one of them had a small penis, and was looking for a woman who could accommodate.
Speaking from a woman’s perspective, there’s too big, too small, and just right! I believe that penis girth means more to me than length, unless it’s way too long. My husband is what I would call average length (6-1/2”) with what I would say is average girth and it fits me perfectly. I mean, I can take thicker and longer cocks but he is so comfortable and universal. It’s a pleasure to suck, fuck and not too bad to take anal sex. Speaking of men, my husband, who is straight as an arrow, loves to watch me fuck really large cocks. I do find some of them visually appealing and I think it’s all about the shock and awe value to him but I have found that my maximum comfort level is right at 8” in length but thick. Once we had a MMF with a black friend of his and when he undressed I was literally scared to death. His penis was at least 10” long flaccid, thankfully it didn’t get much longer when it was erect but it was as thick as my forearm I swear. The first thing about extremely large cocks is that they have a hard time getting fully erect and staying that way. My jaws were literally sore for days trying to get him hard enough to be able to penetrate me without folding up. That was a first. The guy had to use a cock ring once it was hard enough for intercourse. Once he was able to start to penetrate my pussy which took a lot of lube and several minutes or trying I could only comfortably take about 3/4 or it, which was a let down because I like to feel balls slapping off of my ass when I get fucked. My husband was watching and mesmerized by the whole thing, like I said, shock and awe. He told his friend to see if he could get it all in and after awhile and a lot of really short slow strokes he did get balls deep in me but I could not take the pain of having him go full bore fucking me. I mean I could almost feel my cervix in my throat. I mean, I did cum at least four times; the first orgasm I had was so hard it looked like the scene from the exorcist. But after taking that for an hour my pussy was so sore and I literally had a hard time walking for at least a day later. I would much rather fuck and average cock any day of the week. Don’t get me wrong, I still like a hung guy from time to time but no more over 8” please!!
Here ya go.
Amazing
Speaking as a scientist here, always always always measure in centimeters. Just sayin' it sounds bigger that way.
And do most women want a 9-12 cock....I would think not. That's why I'm not getting any. Hahaha JK