We like to have fun and goof off. We are looking for an awesome sexy fun couple that we can date/FWB exclusively. We love to laugh and have a good time. Hopefully you do too. Let's chat!
Lets have fun and laugh together. We’re in West Palm Beach. Where are you?
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Not anywhere near there lol
I should start using that emoticon lol
Candyrocks69 wrote:
I should start using that emoticon lol
You're only allowed to use it if you TOO are ISO certified.
So we are amazingly hilarious and pretty damn. Awesome 😉
So we are amazingly hilarious and pretty damn. Awesome 😉
EVILDOERS wrote:Please post your certificate!Candyrocks69 wrote:
I should start using that emoticon lol
You're only allowed to use it if you TOO are ISO certified.
ROCKYMTN2 wrote:EVILDOERS wrote:
We're hilarious, sexy, fun...a couple, AND we're ISO certified!
ISO Certification
Just to be clear Evil, are you ISO 9001, 9002, or ISO 9069? There is a big difference in the standards you know?
ISO 6969...and I'm surprised you had to ask.
Utahldscouple wrote:Please post your certificate![/quote]EVILDOERS wrote:
[quote=Candyrocks69]I should start using that emoticon lol
You're only allowed to use it if you TOO are ISO certified.
We will absolutely post our certificate just as soon as you post a copy of your temple recommends AND your patriarchal blessings. (You can block out your real AND your "new name" for discretion.) #we'llshowyouoursifyoushowusyours
"The ISO 9000 family of quality management systems (QMS) standards is designed to help organizations ensure that they meet the needs of customers and other stakeholders while meeting statutory and regulatory requirements related to a product or service." Seems to weirdly still apply lol
We’re soooooo funny . . . Wait, were you talking about looks? Or smell? We probably don’t smell funny - the looks part ... well, we think we’re pretty funny, but you have access to our pics AND for you Evil - we will be happy to relinquish our mulligan! (God help us). Side note: Where can we get one of those blessing thingys ... we need ALL the blessings we can get! Please share! 😉😈🙏🏻
SweettAndH wrote:
We’re soooooo funny . . . Wait, we’re you talking about looks? Or smell? We probably don’t smell funny - the looks part ... well, we think we’re pretty funny, but you have access to our pics AND for you Evil - we will be happy to relinquish our mulligan! (God help us). Side note: Where can we get one of those blessing thingys ... we need ALL the blessings we can get! Please share! 😉😈🙏🏻
We absolve you of your sins and shit.
What sins???? (Insert heavy Latino accent) We don’t have no stinking sins ... we live in Utah for God’s sake - doesn’t that automatically absolve us from ALL sin - (that’s why we moved here). And while we’re on the subject - how cum nobody will send us those boys with white shirts, ties and black name tags to our house???? We’re beginning to feel left out - no p blessings, no temple recommend - you guys sure know how to welcome people to this state! Jeeeezus!😂
SweettAndH wrote:
What sins???? (Insert heavy Latino accent) We don’t have no stinking sins ... we live in Utah for God’s sake - doesn’t that automatically absolve us from ALL sin - (that’s why we moved here). And while we’re on the subject - how cum nobody will send us those boys with white shirts, ties and black name tags to our house???? We’re beginning to feel left out - no p blessings, no temple recommend - you guys sure know how to welcome people to this state! Jeeeezus!😂
Well, I am hilarious, a bit unheard of, a mystical melody, a scent of spring running into to summer, and basking in the warm ocean sun. A live and, free to breathe!
I can't sit still in groups of more then three, and I hope you can keep up!
Now, the hubby he is the bomb to me. He makes me laugh. Even if he is being or trying to be as normal as swinger's can be. I mean a swinger and, a singer are kind of a rock star thing. We should all be rocking this world...and, knocking the bed post against the wall. Until, that time. We are laid back until...we rock the house together!!!
I can't sit still in groups of more then three, and I hope you can keep up!
Now, the hubby he is the bomb to me. He makes me laugh. Even if he is being or trying to be as normal as swinger's can be. I mean a swinger and, a singer are kind of a rock star thing. We should all be rocking this world...and, knocking the bed post against the wall. Until, that time. We are laid back until...we rock the house together!!!
HOTFIRELOVERS wrote:
Well, I am hilarious, a bit unheard of, a mystical melody, a scent of spring running into to summer, and basking in the warm ocean sun. A live and, free to breathe!
I can't sit still in groups of more then three, and I hope you can keep up!
Now, the hubby he is the bomb to me. He makes me laugh. Even if he is being or trying to be as normal as swinger's can be. I mean a swinger and, a singer are kind of a rock star thing. We should all be rocking this world...and, knocking the bed post against the wall. Until, that time. We are laid back until...we rock the house together!!!
I don’t know what just happened.
Kinkyredneckcouple wrote:that's one massive clit....
Pick us
Candyrocks69 wrote:
We like to have fun and goof off. We are looking for an awesome sexy fun couple that we can date/FWB exclusively. We love to laugh and have a good time. Hopefully you do too. Let's chat!
we can come dressed as clowns and tickle the fuck out of u guys
We are hilariously sexy. Or sexy and hilarious or hilarious how unsexy. Whatever. We are just fun
DESERTCOUPLE101 wrote:well if you lived closer
We are hilariously sexy. Or sexy and hilarious or hilarious how unsexy. Whatever. We are just fun
Kinkyredneckcouple wrote:
Pick us
That’s really funny. Holy shit I haven’t laughed like that in awhile
We would love to find the same thing! It seems like the couples we click with always seem to live in Utah or Salt Lake county and don’t want to travel to Davis county. 
My wife and I are fun sarcastic and enjoy doing all kinds of things... we could be down to meet up perhaps. We are in taylorsville.
I’m not gonna lie, we’re pretty damn hilarious
Sounds like fun! We are too far north...
Still lookin
Let’s talk candyrocks. Kik mivyfun2 or msg us for cell...
We just like to fuck with a few giggles thrown in.
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SexyCoupleUT wrote:How do you giggle with your mouth full
We just like to fuck with a few giggles thrown in.
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