...a sad parody of the booty call section?
1) Yes, but how the fuck else do you get people to consider fucking you? I mean it's just TOO HARD to actually read profiles and write a thoughtful, provocative email expressing your interest and reasons why you think you might be a good match with a particular person or couple.
2) No, the forums were actually designed expressly to make it so someone has to expend as little effort as possible searching for and connecting with other like-minded swingers.
3) I didn't know there was any other way to try to connect with other people besides the forum. Besides, I'm spending 3 Gold Dragons per month to be a member and I damn well expect to get my money's worth in easy, free nookie! Dracarys!
4) Fuck you, Evil. You probably only get lucky when the junkies who live under the viaduct need a fix and you have a few bucks leftover from your SSI check to pay them for a BJ.
5) Meh, we just spam out Friend Requests and hope a few of the people we send them to will do all the work and try to convince US to fuck THEM. It's reverse psychology!
6) I'm starting to think this poll is just a tad sarcastic.
7) It's Saturday night and our Dance (Fuck) Card is so full we'll have to visit the ER early tomorrow morning for the severe chaffing from fucking so many people. Who needs forums?
8) That does it! We're going back to AFF and cruising for sex partners at run-down dive bars after last call.
1) Yes, but how the fuck else do you get people to consider fucking you? I mean it's just TOO HARD to actually read profiles and write a thoughtful, provocative email expressing your interest and reasons why you think you might be a good match with a particular person or couple.
2) No, the forums were actually designed expressly to make it so someone has to expend as little effort as possible searching for and connecting with other like-minded swingers.
3) I didn't know there was any other way to try to connect with other people besides the forum. Besides, I'm spending 3 Gold Dragons per month to be a member and I damn well expect to get my money's worth in easy, free nookie! Dracarys!
4) Fuck you, Evil. You probably only get lucky when the junkies who live under the viaduct need a fix and you have a few bucks leftover from your SSI check to pay them for a BJ.
5) Meh, we just spam out Friend Requests and hope a few of the people we send them to will do all the work and try to convince US to fuck THEM. It's reverse psychology!
6) I'm starting to think this poll is just a tad sarcastic.
7) It's Saturday night and our Dance (Fuck) Card is so full we'll have to visit the ER early tomorrow morning for the severe chaffing from fucking so many people. Who needs forums?
8) That does it! We're going back to AFF and cruising for sex partners at run-down dive bars after last call.
Thanks for the laugh! We're just hoping that by replying to this post someone will want to fuck us 😂 that's how it works right?? 😂
9) the place you have to go because the site refuses to allow emails. (at least via mobile). 
NaughtyDelivery wrote:
9) the place you have to go because the site refuses to allow emails. (at least via mobile).
But emojis are a thing?
HunterHuntress wrote:
Thanks for the laugh! We're just hoping that by replying to this post someone will want to fuck us 😂 that's how it works right?? 😂
You're guaranteed to get atleast one blind friends request.
SHENANIGANIZER wrote:HunterHuntress wrote:
Thanks for the laugh! We're just hoping that by replying to this post someone will want to fuck us 😂 that's how it works right?? 😂
You're guaranteed to get atleast one blind friends request.
Yup, we got SIX blind friend requests after we posted this...which, of course, was our entire motivation for doing so. We collect them as a hobby. It makes us feel validated and wanted even though most are from people who've been trial members for less than a week, have no pictures or content on their profiles, and apparently live in places thousands of miles away from Zion.
EVILDOERS wrote:
4) Fuck you, Evil. You probably only get lucky when the junkies who live under the viaduct need a fix and you have a few bucks leftover from your SSI check to pay them for a BJ.
No one else would say it 😀!