What are you getting your sexy milf for Mother's Day?
1) A big ole box of BBC.
2) An all-expense-paid trip to Lava Hot Springs.
3) Some sexy lingerie.
4) Laser pussy hair removal.
5) New hooters.
6) I dunno, a new vacuum cleaner?
7) A gang bang.
8) Me, naked, with a bow wrapped around my dick.
9) Nothing. She's been a bad, BAD, girl.
10) Whatever she wants. Happy wife, happy life.
11) An Amazon gift card.
12) A shopping spree at D.I.
13) A new set of golf clubs in MY size.
14) A big screen TV for my man cave...that she can watch it anytime she wants...except if the big game is on...or any other sports or something that I want to watch.
15) Probably some flowers from Smith's...that I run out and buy that morning after I realize it was Mother's Day.
16) Nothing. Her kids need to buy her shit. She's not MY mother!
17) Some sweet new 22-inch spinner rims for her minivan.
18) Mother's Day brunch at Del Taco.
19) The biggest dildo at Dr. Johns. NOTHING is too good for my sweety!
20) The special commemorative edition of the '50 Shades' trilogy, signed by the author and including an actual pubic hair of Jamie Dornan's, that is suitable for framing, as well as a paddle with his likeness on it.
1) A big ole box of BBC.
2) An all-expense-paid trip to Lava Hot Springs.
3) Some sexy lingerie.
4) Laser pussy hair removal.
5) New hooters.
6) I dunno, a new vacuum cleaner?
7) A gang bang.
8) Me, naked, with a bow wrapped around my dick.
9) Nothing. She's been a bad, BAD, girl.
10) Whatever she wants. Happy wife, happy life.
11) An Amazon gift card.
12) A shopping spree at D.I.
13) A new set of golf clubs in MY size.
14) A big screen TV for my man cave...that she can watch it anytime she wants...except if the big game is on...or any other sports or something that I want to watch.
15) Probably some flowers from Smith's...that I run out and buy that morning after I realize it was Mother's Day.
16) Nothing. Her kids need to buy her shit. She's not MY mother!
17) Some sweet new 22-inch spinner rims for her minivan.
18) Mother's Day brunch at Del Taco.
19) The biggest dildo at Dr. Johns. NOTHING is too good for my sweety!
20) The special commemorative edition of the '50 Shades' trilogy, signed by the author and including an actual pubic hair of Jamie Dornan's, that is suitable for framing, as well as a paddle with his likeness on it.
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All good ideas Mr Evil... i will have to pray n ponder about it.
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SoScrewMe wrote:
All good ideas Mr Evil... i will have to pray n ponder about it.
Praying and pondering is an AWESOME idea! Nothing quite like getting a little gift-giving feedback from an invisible cloud-dwelling wizard. In fact, it was that very same wizard that Ms. Evil and I petitioned telepathically when we were kicking around the idea of joining the lifestyle.
We tried and tried and never got a concrete answer so we told Him to just give us a sign if He DIDN'T want us to fuck other people recreationally. We even told Him that He could make it something simple like striking our genitalia with lightning or cursing our junk with leprosy or EVEN just a big, loud voice saying, "Uh uh, no you don't Evildoers. Thou shalt not adulterize other people." but all we got was crickets (No, not locusts, crickets...like chirp, chirp.). So, of course, we took that as implicit consent for our new hobby. Ms. Evil actually thanks Him by repeatedly invoking His name when she's cumming on some other dude's cock.
A gang bang! lots of work togo!
Mine is getting this..,
MJFUN711 wrote:
Mine is getting this..,
Ice!
Ya well all that is nice. Big dicks and gang bangs and stuff.. but 22 inch spinners on the mini van.. Babs is all over that.. ๐ค๐ค
Thatโs all I could hope for!!
The MILF I know wants books.
JEFFSMITH1972 wrote:
The MILF I know wants books.
Okay, I added another option for your MILF friend.
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another gangbang or orgy would be nice!
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I think a gang bang all wrapped up would be a nice gesture!