I have a confession to make, and I can’t hold it in any longer. I feel my soul turning blacker by the day, and the time has come to confess my sins.
I..am an adulterer.
I have considered wearing a crimson “A” on all of my clothing to signify to others my sins. However, my mind is sick enough that I think I would almost consider it a badge of honor.
It’s a disease and I am a sick, sick man. As a matter of fact, I would commit adultery right now if it weren’t for the fact that apparently Walmart frowns upon that while you are shopping for groceries.
If anyone else has this disease or would like to confess, I encourage you to come forward. I will not judge you. Know that you are not alone in this, and that we can fuck this.. I mean fight this together.
End of confession.
I..am an adulterer.
I have considered wearing a crimson “A” on all of my clothing to signify to others my sins. However, my mind is sick enough that I think I would almost consider it a badge of honor.
It’s a disease and I am a sick, sick man. As a matter of fact, I would commit adultery right now if it weren’t for the fact that apparently Walmart frowns upon that while you are shopping for groceries.
If anyone else has this disease or would like to confess, I encourage you to come forward. I will not judge you. Know that you are not alone in this, and that we can fuck this.. I mean fight this together.
End of confession.
fuck ya I'm adulterer, its a sickness i cant stop
JEFFSMITH1972 wrote:
You mean cheating to the point where your wife doesn't know? In a way that hurts her?
Seeing as we have a joint account on here, I’m going to say that’s a negative ghost rider. This would be satire
JEFFSMITH1972 wrote:
Seeing as we have a joint account on here, I’m going to say that’s a negative ghost rider. This would be satire
Still possible to break those rules on here, people do it all the time.[/quote]
The purpose of this post was to make a funny.
Booooo! Tell a joke
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