After receiving our one-millionth FR from people with ZERO pics this morning we decided to help these poor people out. Cleaning out my parents' attic yesterday we found a slightly used digital camera that we're going to award to the person or couple who writes the best essay/sob story about why they can't post any pics on their profile and why they expect those of us with a LOT of pics to approve their FR's and let them see/steal/masturbate to our pics.
The entries will be judged on originality, inventiveness, and amount of utter bullshit with the winner(s) receiving this once top-of-the-line camera so they can take pics to add to their sad, photo-less profiles. Extra points will be given to those who go into great length and detail about why they can't post photos due to their sensitive work as international double agents and/or A-list celebrities..and lack the massively expensive and complicated software required to crop or blur photos to assure privacy.
An added bonus prize will be given to both the winner and to the top three runners-up of an absolutely FREE URL to a website that gives you free basic photo editing tools! Here is a pic of the camera and as you can see it uses state-of-the-art three and a half inch floppies instead of the clunky old five inchers on older cameras. We'll even throw in a box of unused floppies so you don't need to by one of those expensive memory cards.
The entries will be judged on originality, inventiveness, and amount of utter bullshit with the winner(s) receiving this once top-of-the-line camera so they can take pics to add to their sad, photo-less profiles. Extra points will be given to those who go into great length and detail about why they can't post photos due to their sensitive work as international double agents and/or A-list celebrities..and lack the massively expensive and complicated software required to crop or blur photos to assure privacy.
An added bonus prize will be given to both the winner and to the top three runners-up of an absolutely FREE URL to a website that gives you free basic photo editing tools! Here is a pic of the camera and as you can see it uses state-of-the-art three and a half inch floppies instead of the clunky old five inchers on older cameras. We'll even throw in a box of unused floppies so you don't need to by one of those expensive memory cards.
Bonus points if you include with your essay a photo (doesn't even need to be a DIGITAL photo!) of you talking on your cell phone and it looks just like this.
Nice! Is that a 640 or 720 pixel camera? Love those vintage grainy photos, but hey, at least it records to floppy and not tape.
Too bad the site doesn't have profile requirements or else the account gets deleted within a certain time frame.
Agreed, and at the risk of getting nasty emails, I’m going to add only one profile pic. We get those and just assume the couple/individual isn’t very serious about this lifestyle. Probably just someone who ran across a hot pic, and decided to use it to add more pics to his collection. With one pic, I’m not even going to waste my time reading your profile, and I’m for sure not going to send you a friend request or accept yours. Don’t even get me started about single males using pics of hot women for their profile pic. Lol.
I'm EXTREMELY disappointed that nobody has submitted an essay yet. Do I need to sweeten the pot? Okay, for a limited time I'll throw in a broken Zune MP3 player, a Blackberry that will TOTALLY hold a charge for almost an hour, and a dot matrix printer with an Apple sticker pasted over the Epson logo. Oh, and I've got some old grainy VHS "stag" movies that you can have. Let's get to writing those contest entries, people!
Camera phones have been around a while now. Doesn't everyone have one yet?
Hey I still have my brick phone if it would work I’d still use it
What Swingular should do is disable photo viewing and friend requesting until you’ve posted at least one approved photo of yourself or couple. Even if the photo is blurred in the face we can at least see if it’s taken inside a trailer or has piles of dirty laundry littering the floor of an otherwise unkempt environment. Yes, clues as to whether we want you fapping to our photos.
And we get these constantly too. Requests from single males and supposed couples with zero photos. Get a life. Or a camera. We don’t mind message-less FR’s if there are hot photos attached to the requestor. But if your only pic is a heart framed pic of just wrinkly cleavage, not good enough. Most of us are here to actually meet others. If you want to jerk off there’s a million porn sites to Google.
And we get these constantly too. Requests from single males and supposed couples with zero photos. Get a life. Or a camera. We don’t mind message-less FR’s if there are hot photos attached to the requestor. But if your only pic is a heart framed pic of just wrinkly cleavage, not good enough. Most of us are here to actually meet others. If you want to jerk off there’s a million porn sites to Google.
Damn, was hoping for a palm pilot, mine is on the fritz.
The reason why we don’t have any is I have tried posting a few times and the face blur function has not been working for me. I realize I can crop the photo, but it’s honestly just not worth our time. We aren’t on here to try and see how many people we can check off the score card. If people get bored and want to meet up for a drink and hang out first they will see us than and be able to make that decision. It’s really hard to go completely off pictures anyway. We’ve met some people that look nothing like they appear in their pictures.
I'm less concerned about no photos then I am of not being verified. We've accidentally given out some pretty personal photos to unverified members - not a good feeling once you realize...
Not worth the time to crop a photo? How long does that take you?
Not worth the time to crop a photo? How long does that take you?
Hmmm, only one entry so far and it was an essay entitled "Go fuck yourself, Evil!" That's a pretty good start, if only you could maybe embellish the storyline a bit and develop the characters a little better you might have a winner. In the meantime I took a hi-rez pic of Ms. Evil with the contest-winning camera this morning and am posting it here to entice you.
SMILESANDSIXTYNINE wrote:
I'm less concerned about no photos then I am of not being verified. We've accidentally given out some pretty personal photos to unverified members - not a good feeling once you realize...
Not worth the time to crop a photo? How long does that take you?
Most people it doesn’t take that much time. I’m not very savvy when it comes to cellular devices. Less so on an IPhone. I ended up just getting irritated. It usually ends up saying the file size is to big to post or it is having trouble uploading on this app. Hell it wouldn’t even let me update my password until I went on the unmobile version. Both websites aren’t exactly user friendly. Like I said, maybe it’s just because I’m an idiot when it comes to these things. It’s just not worth the time because we don’t necessarily put full effort into swinging. Just something we enjoy doing and open to. If we don’t do anything it’s no big deal as we enjoy our sex life together
Personally, if you’re not prepared to post a single picture or bother to get verified, maybe it’s not the right time to be on here? Just an opinion. I know it’s difficult for some people - not everyone has the same level of comfort, but given many of us are opening up way more than we probably should, I don’t think one picture is out of the question. 🤷🏼♂️
The dudes without a profile pick are the most enticing🤣😂🤣😂 me and my wife just cant get over the excitement of knowing we can use our imagination thinking of all the different looks they might have. Hahahahahahahahahaha.
How do you get verified on here?