I guess I'm all that and a bag of chips since not one but TWO young single women have emailed me in the last few days requesting that I fuck them. Yes, one of them supposedly lives on the east coast and the other in London but still, I mean, I REALLY must be special to have all these hot young babes wanting me. Oh, and some young chick that I didn't even know Kik'd me yesterday and asked me if I thought I could make her orgasm. 
ps- If all these hot young babes get to be too much for me I promise I'll share 'em with y'all.
ps- If all these hot young babes get to be too much for me I promise I'll share 'em with y'all.
Cool story bruh.
ZIPSHHH wrote:
Cool story bruh.
So I take it you're not gettin' all the same spam in your inbox? SAD!
Lol get it girl!! 😂
C'mon, I can't be the ONLY one who got an email from MelisaBrun of London (GB)...I assume that's Great Britain, not gang bang,-lol- with the subject line, "Please fuck me." Here's the pic from her profile.
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I didn’t get one... my profile pic isn’t as hot as yours tho 🤷🏼♂️
NOGDEN wrote:
I didn’t get one... my profile pic isn’t as hot as yours tho 🤷🏼♂️
Maybe I just look (sound?) like a gullible goober or something. And the pic is of my FAR better half.
Just one here not two!
Utahldscouple wrote:
Just one here not two!
Your handle scares 'em off. They think you might be lookin' for sister wives.
LOL No your not all that and a bag of chips....we are! Cause we got the same requests. LOL She sure knows how to make us feel special doesn't she?
I did. Fishy scam. lol
EVILDOERS wrote:The one said they were looking to be a sister wife so you are probably right 😀!Utahldscouple wrote:
Just one here not two!
Your handle scares 'em off. They think you might be lookin' for sister wives.
We got both as well. It’s been bad lately. My delete button is getting wore out. If they’re going to lie, at least be good at it.
Ya us too! Everybody wants us!
DISCREETADVENTURE wrote:
We got both as well. It’s been bad lately. My delete button is getting wore out. If they’re going to lie, at least be good at it.
Are you saying you didn't fall for it and click on the links like I did? What does a guy have to do around here to bang hot young single chicks? I'm sorry but I prefer to TRUST my fellow man (or woman). We live in a cynical world, a cynical world. And we (play) in a (lifestyle) of tough competitors. I just want to find a hot, young, beautiful nymphomaniac who completes me!
We are getting them too... they maxed out my credit cards, but it's ok, because they want to fuck me!
I just got a text from someone directing me to that same site (after getting an email (didnt open or click). So there is either a bug or the site itself is sharing the phone number of anyone on the mobile site (if you arent on mobile it goes super slow, hmmmm....
I just got a text from someone directing me to that same site (after getting an email (didnt open or click). So there is either a bug or the site itself is sharing the phone number of anyone on the mobile site (if you arent on mobile it goes super slow, hmmmm....
I just got a text from someone directing me to that same site (after getting an email (didnt open or click). So there is either a bug or the site itself is sharing the phone number of anyone on the mobile site (if you arent on mobile it goes super slow, hmmmm....
SHENANIGANIZER wrote:
We are getting them too... they maxed out my credit cards, but it's ok, because they want to fuck me!
See? Now SHENANIGANIZER is a REAL swinger. Willing to sacrifice ANYTHING for that next, younger, hotter, pussy. Not like all you fucking posers!
😂 We just got that email too. As absentee as admin is, I'm surprised it took this long.
Yes, Melisa from London wants to Fuck us. So if you will excuse us...we are busy tonight! 😂
Got the same thing!
Damn your saying there not for real I already was counting on getting it on with both of them
Aaaaand I just got ANOTHER email exactly like the first one that Melisa sent me.
Suck it, losers. She TOTALLY wants me!
Suck it, losers. She TOTALLY wants me!
Finally got the second one, so glad you all turned her down so we get our chance 😀!
Utahldscouple wrote:
Finally got the second one, so glad you all turned her down so we get our chance 😀!
Back off! I saw her first! Besides, I've already booked my plane tickets to the UK AND purchased tickets to the big Star Wars orgy in Newcastle. I'm coming, my love. You chose me and our love will be eternal!
Star Wars Orgy in England
So I didn’t want to say anything but you all seem like good people. I’ve come into some money lately and I want to share it with you all. I’m going to send all of you checks for $10,000.00. All I ask is you cash them and send me back $2,000.00. You are so beautiful amazing people! Thank you for letting me share this with you!!
There won't be much left of these ladies if everyone takes them up on the offer. Will they pay travel expenses?
Yea we got one too...so much for exclusivity, haha. Good luck to those that clicked the link in the email. Not a very unique fishing expedition.
darn. thought our profile was special.
Bae sent me another email this morning at 3:45 am. Melisa is kinda starting to come off as a tiny bit desperate. I'm gonna put my foot down and maybe even tell her she's suffocating me a little and that as a man I need my space if I get 5 or 6 more emails from her. 
I got not one, but two, emails from her saying she wants me to fuck her, I'm a lucky guy.
She has sent me 3 emails... I've now applied for more credit, took a loan out on the house, and sold my Little Pony collection. We haven't fucked yet, but she keeps promising me SOON... but I'm a little worried because sometimes she refers to herself as Steve but then corrects it to Stevie, I think she has dyslexia.
SHENANIGANIZER wrote:
She has sent me 3 emails... I've now applied for more credit, took a loan out on the house, and sold my Little Pony collection. We haven't fucked yet, but she keeps promising me SOON... but I'm a little worried because sometimes she refers to herself as Steve but then corrects it to Stevie, I think she has dyslexia.
No, it's more than likely a Google Translate error. You have to have Google translate the English from Great Britain to 'Murcan English. I think over there "Stevie" is, like, some kind of weird food they eat made out of animal entrails...or possibly a unit of measure.
"I'm a bit knackered but chuffed to bits that the pub is selling Stevies of ale for only a quid."
That's nothing, I get these hot models adding me on Facebook ALL the time. Like a hot girl a day. I know it's just computer problems that keep them from talking to me.
JEFFSMITH1972 wrote:The Mrs gets these from men but Mr never gets any (Go figure)!
That's nothing, I get these hot models adding me on Facebook ALL the time. Like a hot girl a day. I know it's just computer problems that keep them from talking to me.
EVILDOERS wrote:SHENANIGANIZER wrote:
She has sent me 3 emails... I've now applied for more credit, took a loan out on the house, and sold my Little Pony collection. We haven't fucked yet, but she keeps promising me SOON... but I'm a little worried because sometimes she refers to herself as Steve but then corrects it to Stevie, I think she has dyslexia.
No, it's more than likely a Google Translate error. You have to have Google translate the English from Great Britain to 'Murcan English. I think over there "Stevie" is, like, some kind of weird food they eat made out of animal entrails...or possibly a unit of measure.
"I'm a bit knackered but chuffed to bits that the pub is selling Stevies of ale for only a quid."
I like the Urban Dictionary touch there at the end... So Stevie is equivalent to us calling someone Miles?
I think she realizes she tapped me out financially because I haven't heard from in 12 hours. Unfortunately I'm not tapped out sexually.
Did anyone by any chance get an address for Melisa? Now that I've finally arrived in the UK I can't seem to track her down. I asked the cabbie at Heathrow to drop me at Scotland Yard so they could help me find her and he dropped me at a lawn and garden center that sells peat...and charged me 40 pounds (I think that's, like, 5 or 6 bucks in 'Murcan money) for the ride.
If I don't find her pretty soon I might be so horny that I'll just shag that slag Queen Elizabeth II. I think the II is for how much hotter and better in the sack than QEI was...not certain though. Whatever I do I need to find her FAST! They eat REALLY weird shit over here (They apparently make fucking pudding out of BLOOD. And it doesn't taste ANYTHING like pudding!) and drink their beer WARM!
And you think Utah drivers are bad? These fuckers can't even stay on the right side of the road when they drive. But you can't blame them because their cars are all busted and have the steering wheels on the wrong side, which my wife would LOVE...so she can, you know, "drive". No wonder we beat them during the 'Murcan Revolution. We had decent food (hamberders) and knew which side of the road to drive our horses and buggies on.
If I don't find her pretty soon I might be so horny that I'll just shag that slag Queen Elizabeth II. I think the II is for how much hotter and better in the sack than QEI was...not certain though. Whatever I do I need to find her FAST! They eat REALLY weird shit over here (They apparently make fucking pudding out of BLOOD. And it doesn't taste ANYTHING like pudding!) and drink their beer WARM!
And you think Utah drivers are bad? These fuckers can't even stay on the right side of the road when they drive. But you can't blame them because their cars are all busted and have the steering wheels on the wrong side, which my wife would LOVE...so she can, you know, "drive". No wonder we beat them during the 'Murcan Revolution. We had decent food (hamberders) and knew which side of the road to drive our horses and buggies on.
HUMMINGBIRD wrote:
We never get any of these types of things damn it. Somebody please send us an email saying they want to fuck. We need some reassurance.
If you need a pity fuck we're your couple. That's actually our niche here on Swingular. And even though we've been exclusively on the receiving end of PF's we could probably fake it and throw one out from the giving side. Do you prefer derisive laughter or thinly veiled disgust from you pity fucks? We're actually used to both modalities and don't really have a distinct preference at this point. We've even been toying with the idea of changing our handle to PATHETICDOERS.
Thanks for dashing our dreams for a reverse Unicorn hunt... thought we were onto something here.
Got it too. I just deleted it.
Wow! We feel special!! We received our email from a beauty in North Carolina. Sweet Caroline, oh, oh, oh!
MandLforFun wrote:
We also got a "Please Fuck Me" message from the mystery unicorn. Why does everyone that really wants to fuck have to be scam? Where are all the sexy people that actually want to fuck?
There are plenty of sexy people who actually want to fuck here. But we think it's scathingly brilliant to not only fuck other people as a hobby and to also have a side hustle where we scam people (Probably mostly single guys, tbh.) by getting them to think they're gonna get lucky if they click on a link or send us money or whatever. It beats the FUCK out of NuSkin or doTERRA or Scentsy.
And just in case it's not BLATANTLY obvious...we're kidding here. At least about the scamming people part. Not about the part about there being plenty of sexy people here who want to fuck. We know it doesn't seem like it sometimes but they are here. Just perv a bunch of profiles and find lots of new sexy friends to have lots of consensual sex with.
Wow that’s impressive! 
Wow that’s impressive!
We are curious how many people actually clicked on the link?!?!