25. Giggling to yourself at the office when your
coworkers tell you how wonderful their weekend
was...If they only knew!!!!
24. Before traveling somewhere on business or to visit
relatives you look up couples in the area.
23. You have a lot of friends all over the world.
22. You come home with that "there's something about
Mary" hairstyle.
21. When going to a strip club with your guy friends,
instead of your wife, seems like a ridiculous waste of
time and money.
20. Your kids and the baby-sitter ask why mommy
already has her coat on when she comes out of the
bedroom every Saturday night.
19. Wondering how to explain to the neighbors why 10
couples show up on a Saturday night carrying over
night bags, blankets, pillows and don't leave until
early Sunday afternoon.....
18. You never open the garage door until you're in the
car with the doors closed.
17. You both turn your head to watch the hot woman
walking down the street!
16. At the gym shower you're the only one with shaved
balls.
15. You make plans to meet a "normal" couple at a nice
restaurant, and realize you have absolutely nothing
you can wear.
14. You spend more time grooming your privates than
most porn stars.
13. You only know couples by their first names and
e-mail addresses.
12. Many of your pictures are from different hotel
rooms and in quite a few you have a convention
wristband on.
11 Your nightstand drawer is full of bar napkins with
couples names and phone numbers
10. You are sending out online Christmas cards to
people with names like: dareustwo, wifewetandbi, and
xoticcouple
9. All of a sudden.. you have friends in Minnesota,
Utah, West Virginia, and New Mexico.
8. At work, when someone tells of a risqu
coworkers tell you how wonderful their weekend
was...If they only knew!!!!
24. Before traveling somewhere on business or to visit
relatives you look up couples in the area.
23. You have a lot of friends all over the world.
22. You come home with that "there's something about
Mary" hairstyle.
21. When going to a strip club with your guy friends,
instead of your wife, seems like a ridiculous waste of
time and money.
20. Your kids and the baby-sitter ask why mommy
already has her coat on when she comes out of the
bedroom every Saturday night.
19. Wondering how to explain to the neighbors why 10
couples show up on a Saturday night carrying over
night bags, blankets, pillows and don't leave until
early Sunday afternoon.....
18. You never open the garage door until you're in the
car with the doors closed.
17. You both turn your head to watch the hot woman
walking down the street!
16. At the gym shower you're the only one with shaved
balls.
15. You make plans to meet a "normal" couple at a nice
restaurant, and realize you have absolutely nothing
you can wear.
14. You spend more time grooming your privates than
most porn stars.
13. You only know couples by their first names and
e-mail addresses.
12. Many of your pictures are from different hotel
rooms and in quite a few you have a convention
wristband on.
11 Your nightstand drawer is full of bar napkins with
couples names and phone numbers
10. You are sending out online Christmas cards to
people with names like: dareustwo, wifewetandbi, and
xoticcouple
9. All of a sudden.. you have friends in Minnesota,
Utah, West Virginia, and New Mexico.
8. At work, when someone tells of a risqu
OMG this is so on target!!!!
True True! Its scary how many times i have thought #1
LOL
oh how very accurate that is
so many of those do apply
guess we qualify as swingers
oh how very accurate that is
so many of those do apply
guess we qualify as swingers
Lmao we really enjoyed the list ,,,and can relate to most of the countdown : )
OH HOW TRUE. WE CAUGHT OURSELVES ON ABOUT 80 % OF IT LOL. THE THING ABOUT TELLING YOUR NORMAL FRIENDS WHY YOU CANT GO OUT WITH THEM IS RIGHT ON. ALSO WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND WE BOTH LOOK BACK AT THE SEXY WOMEN ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD. THANKS FOR SHARING HADEN AND AMANDA
i couldnt stop laughing then i realized it almost discribed us to a "T"
Nude, thanks for taking the time to post that, very enjoyable reading!!! And, it is so dead on! Love the shaved balls one, and, of course, numero uno!
Ron & Chrissy
Ron & Chrissy