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Swingers Forum - Who thinks swinging should be just like ordering up an Uber?

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Just, you know, click on your phone and find a willing couple or single and 'wham, bam, thank-you, ma'am' after it's over you use your phone to immediately give them a rating.
There could even be a short questionnaire about things like whether they argued about using a condom, whether their nipples were disgustingly pierced and even if their breath smelled like ass. Just think of the time this would save sorting thru 'binders of swingers' and trying to pick someone out based on a glorified Tinder profile.
Genius. We need a mobile hosting swinging Uber they pull up with a mobile bedroom, you do your thing, of course place the condom over the pierced nipples, I guess that's negotiable, then you step out go in your house, and make a sandwich.
If condoms are involved, it’s not real sex, so what’s the point?!
Uber drivers always get lucky Especially during the SKI-SEASON.. lol
Correction... the “other” kind of lucky. Lol
Oh My... I think I want to be an Uber Driver now... That sounds like a fun job dont you think?
GENPOW2010 wrote:

Oh My... I think I want to be an Uber Driver now... That sounds like a fun job dont you think?
. You want to be Uber RIDER huh? That’s awesome
Hellz ya. Who needs to waste time building any type of relationship or trust? If cyborgs were human enough, we would just do that. As Fit_n_fun said, condoms are for losers and people who really don't enjoy sex. With a cyborg you know they are clean since they auto-sterilize after ever session. We get tired of people wanting to meet for drinks or talk first. Just show up, drop your pants and let's get to the business. We don't even need to exchange names.
Oh, and what did the leper say to the prostitute?

Keep the tip. :)