Let's see em women and men
[rolls eyes]
The internet is full of porn dude.
The internet is full of porn dude.
Exactly Evil LOL
EVERYONE! SINGLE MALE... DROP YOUR PANTIES!!!
😂😂😂💋💦 Not!
Enjoy
You can not be serious.if so I know why you are single
JUSTBEGINING57 wrote:
You can not be serious.if so I know why you are single
Fuck you, JUSTBEGINNING. Cut the guy some slack. Maybe there isn't much else to do in Kansas besides masturbate. Ever thought of that?!!?
Well I guess you are right I’ve been to kanas not much but sheep my apologies
JUSTBEGINING57 wrote:
Well I guess you are right I’ve been to kanas not much but sheep my apologies
You've been there? Willingly?!!? Oh man, I'm so sorry that must have been so...hey, wait a minute, you said you've been to "kanas". That's not even the same place. I'm pretty sure "kanas" is, like, a suburb of Kamas and they have LOTS of sheep there. In fact I've heard their sheep are particularly handsome and sexy. Way to go. You almost had me there.
I LOVED this guy ^^^^ in Game of Thrones.
Nothing to do but masturbate, wow
I don't think so have fun with your self
Hmmmmm I wonder what the next post will be lol
"Maybe we suck at masturbating here in the beehive state."
You're getting two very different sex acts confused. Although I once had a little southern belle from Mississippi, in her cute southern accent, ask my wife if she gave right or left handed blowjobs. We were confused but when she went down on me later her "technique" was to hold my cock, jerking it rather vigorously, and occasionally licking the tip. My wife and I've had a good laugh about that ever since.
P-Day on my mission.
You're getting two very different sex acts confused. Although I once had a little southern belle from Mississippi, in her cute southern accent, ask my wife if she gave right or left handed blowjobs. We were confused but when she went down on me later her "technique" was to hold my cock, jerking it rather vigorously, and occasionally licking the tip. My wife and I've had a good laugh about that ever since.
P-Day on my mission.
I'm speechless
Is masturbating wrong ?
Thank you
My wife and I found the "loop hole" in the "no masturbation" rule: She holds her hand in a circle and I move it up and down my cock, that way she is not giving me a hand job, and I'm not masturbating!
Good idea.
What should we talk about today
How are you doing today
STOPHER29 wrote:
My wife and I found the "loop hole" in the "no masturbation" rule: She holds her hand in a circle and I move it up and down my cock, that way she is not giving me a hand job, and I'm not masturbating!
It's ALL about semantics! We do the same thing only with Ms. Evil's mouth. And when our Bish used to ask if we did naughty stuff (He really seemed to get off on asking us, btw.) we would vehemently deny it because we used different terms than he did. Who knew oral sex was the same thing as a hot, sloppy blowjob? And we never imagined that anal sex was anything close to what we call it, "getting to fifth base" or "travelling the Hershey Highway". His loss.
