So recently I’ve been watching some porn that has led to personal reflection and contemplation (this is probably my favorite post opening of all time!)
I’ll return to the porn in a minute....but first, an anecdotal preface.
For years I’ve been going to Chipotle, often mispronounced chipolte, for lunch. I probably go there on a monthly basis and I’ve seen the new faces roll in and out. It’s sad but some of my experiences with the workers there have caused me to lose faith in humanity. These guys even trump Trump in my book. I’m talking about people who can’t make a burrito!
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve had to be an asshole and tell some ding dong how to roll my food. Who wants a GD burrito that has meat at one end and lettuce in the other?!? Not me! Anyway, I’ve often thought to myself, where does one go, what does one do when you’re too incompetent to make a burrito? Who could love this person? And for god’s sake have they not ever eaten one of their own burritos? Life’s pretty much over....doomed.
Anyway, I’ve seen some porn recently, some amateur, some produced, that was starring these people who can’t make burritos. Or at least their siblings or cousins or something. I watched them fumble trying to find holes, I watched them awkwardly trying to position their bodies, I watched their erratic motions and heard their odd noises. I cried little inside for them, poor souls. It must suck to be bad at sex.
So the whole point....cheers to all my peeps who are good in the sack!
Have a good, sexy weekend!
I’ll return to the porn in a minute....but first, an anecdotal preface.
For years I’ve been going to Chipotle, often mispronounced chipolte, for lunch. I probably go there on a monthly basis and I’ve seen the new faces roll in and out. It’s sad but some of my experiences with the workers there have caused me to lose faith in humanity. These guys even trump Trump in my book. I’m talking about people who can’t make a burrito!
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve had to be an asshole and tell some ding dong how to roll my food. Who wants a GD burrito that has meat at one end and lettuce in the other?!? Not me! Anyway, I’ve often thought to myself, where does one go, what does one do when you’re too incompetent to make a burrito? Who could love this person? And for god’s sake have they not ever eaten one of their own burritos? Life’s pretty much over....doomed.
Anyway, I’ve seen some porn recently, some amateur, some produced, that was starring these people who can’t make burritos. Or at least their siblings or cousins or something. I watched them fumble trying to find holes, I watched them awkwardly trying to position their bodies, I watched their erratic motions and heard their odd noises. I cried little inside for them, poor souls. It must suck to be bad at sex.
So the whole point....cheers to all my peeps who are good in the sack!
Have a good, sexy weekend!
I totally agree. While I honestly haven't put a lot of time or energy into making actual burritos, I actually have pretty good bedroom skills.
The fact that you chose Chipotle over Cafe Rio or Costa Vida makes me question your taste in porn.
I don't mean to brag, but my wife could probably make a damn good burrito while giving a world class blow job. She's just a highly skilled woman like that and the world needs more like her.
Omg... Somebody go let Mr UCouple out of the house!
Also, crying while watching porn isn't a good look.
Also also, I just assume this is posted by Mr UCouple BUT it is way more entertaining to imagine it was the Mrs! Ha ha ha
Also, crying while watching porn isn't a good look.
Also also, I just assume this is posted by Mr UCouple BUT it is way more entertaining to imagine it was the Mrs! Ha ha ha
Just a btw, I only watch porn or reflect on my life while at work. When I should be working. 
Just wondering, how big is your burrito?
Size doesn't matter as long as all the meat isnt at one end...
People, more often than not, compare our sexual skills to the burritos at Lone Star on Fort Union. Or maybe it's the car with the sharks fin and all the stickers they are referring to?
Blahahah now now, some people may think they can make a burrito but what is good for some is not good for others. Stupid people don’t know their stupid.... Get what I’m saying? Same with sex
Dangme2017 wrote:
Blahahah now now, some people may think they can make a burrito but what is good for some is not good for others. Stupid people don’t know their stupid.... Get what I’m saying? Same with sex
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Sorry…I couldn't help it.
Do they sell any good burritos in City Creek mall? Maybe if we bribe their Security Mounties, with burritos, they will look away long enough for us finish a booty call by the fountain?
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this thread! But I don't know if I'm hungry now, or horny...or both. 
this thread! But I don't know if I'm hungry now, or horny...or both. We actually prefer tacos... 🌮
We're looking for another taco to join us in a TBT.