We have had this blocked forever and suddenly we are getting hit up by single guys. We have tried unchecking and rechecking, updating, downdating, sign in, sign out, sign up, fuck up, suck up and shutting the fuck up and nothing seems to effectively stop it.
What.......the........fuck?
What.......the........fuck?
POUNDCAKE wrote:
We have had this blocked forever and suddenly we are getting hit up by single guys. We have tried unchecking and rechecking, updating, downdating, sign in, sign out, sign up, fuck up, suck up and shutting the fuck up and nothing seems to effectively stop it.
What.......the........fuck?
It's the "suck up" part that's stymying you. We actually had to sacrifice several live chickens, light like a BAZILLION candles and then stick pins in a voodoo doll that was a little representation of the Swingular webpage to finally block those we didn't want to talk to because they obviously don't have anything interesting to swap us for. And YES, we have been offered a rather old, sick cow, a 1982 Kawasaki 440LTD that leaks oil, gas and something that looks suspiciously like jizz, and a What Would Jesus Do bracelet that, to be honest, isn't in that bad of shape. We're obviously holding out for a a case of creamed corn and/or a used Jet Ski. If you list EXPLICITLY on your profile what you are willing to trade (a late model Mercedes might be nice) for a quick Seven Minutes In Heaven with your lovely wife you might get some really good swag.
Creamed Corn. We never would have guessed that. We had you pegged for the pickled baby corn spears that are pointed on each end. Every time we feel as if we are getting closer we get thrown a curve ball.....the Jet Ski is staying with us. Is there something else we can sacrifice? I have shiny whistle, half a roll of duct tape, and three bowls of whipped cream with fingerprints in it. Oh yea.....and a whoopie cushion that we have no use for whatsoever since the surgery.
Poundcake, I know what the obvious problem is, you didn't put in your profile with all caps "NO SINGLE MALES". That will fix your problem right away and you'll never get another email from single men again. There! Problen solved... who needs swingular admins...
Lmao
Blocking all single men the site function does not work. That has been proven. Unfortunate. There have been times when we were pretty certain that it did because we would uncheck when we wanted to shop that section of the store so to speak......
On the bright spot it is pretty easy to weed out 99% of the singles we are contacted by. They apparently think we play this game called "You had me at Hey"
On the bright spot it is pretty easy to weed out 99% of the singles we are contacted by. They apparently think we play this game called "You had me at Hey"
It should be working. I just tried sending you a message and it said "Sorry, POUNDCAKE is not accepting messages at this time." so the only way they can get past you would be by setting up a single female or couples profile I would think.
Pickled baby corn spears?!!? We're nowhere near THAT classy. The duct tape intrigues me, however. Is it classic silver/grey or one of those new fancy colors?
I really don't know what to tell you about your little SM problem. The only advice I CAN offer you is to NOT make it into a drinking game. We decided to do a shot for every spammed/generic email we got from single males and, well...let's just say visiting the Emergency Room for acute alcohol poisoning isn't fun. But still probably better than your whoopie cushion surgery.
I really don't know what to tell you about your little SM problem. The only advice I CAN offer you is to NOT make it into a drinking game. We decided to do a shot for every spammed/generic email we got from single males and, well...let's just say visiting the Emergency Room for acute alcohol poisoning isn't fun. But still probably better than your whoopie cushion surgery.
We have single men blocked too, but every once in a while we will get an email from one. Not sure why some are blocked and others are not... Poundcake, no where in your profile do I see you saying "hey" to anyone, but the pic of Mrs in red dress does speak to me.I love fantasy world!
This is more than annoying for us. Even when you say NO SINGLE MEN you still get messages and friend requests from them. Tired of having to block these shitbirds one at a time. There is an overwhelming opinion that there is no place in the swinging lifestyle for single men. If a couple chooses to have them join in the bedroom there are a thousand ways to find him. Swinging means sharing, not letting some asshole come to the party alone without beer and letting him drink all he wants. That's not sharing, that's charity work. If POF isn't working for you guys then maybe you should take a long look in the mirror, or maybe a membership at the gym?
POUNDCAKE wrote:
Blocking all single men the site function does not work. That has been proven. Unfortunate. There have been times when we were pretty certain that it did because we would uncheck when we wanted to shop that section of the store so to speak......
On the bright spot it is pretty easy to weed out 99% of the singles we are contacted by. They apparently think we play this game called "You had me at Hey"
It seems to be working only sporadically. We've had the button checked for a year or two now and the emails and friend requests have slowed down significantly, but every couple of months we'll get one or two that sneak through. We got one yesterday actually, but hadn't had one since the summer I believe.
tohotx2 wrote:
This is more than annoying for us. Even when you say NO SINGLE MEN you still get messages and friend requests from them. Tired of having to block these shitbirds one at a time. There is an overwhelming opinion that there is no place in the swinging lifestyle for single men. If a couple chooses to have them join in the bedroom there are a thousand ways to find him. Swinging means sharing, not letting some asshole come to the party alone without beer and letting him drink all he wants. That's not sharing, that's charity work. If POF isn't working for you guys then maybe you should take a long look in the mirror, or maybe a membership at the gym?
Nothing like seeing a single guys profile that says they are into full swap
I joined this site hopefully to make new ''like minded'' friends. But now I know that you are judgemental snobs. And I paid for this membership! Membership? More like outcast.
I joined this site hopefully to make new ''like minded'' friends. But now I know that you are judgemental snobs. And I paid for this membership! Membership? More like outcast.
People like and desire what they like and desire. We have had good experiences with single guys. Fact is though when a profile says "if we are interested in single men we will contact you" and that rule is not followed, the boundaries have been broken. It's not as if all couples hit it off and "like minded" means different things to different people because not all people think alike. It's part of life. Declaring people to be judgmental snobs is perfect example.......and judgmental. Maybe for some being a judgmental snob is indeed being "like minded"........for others it is a complete turn off. Some people like beards, some don't, some like bald, some don't. Some like being hit up on by an onslaught of single men. Some don't. We have found many that don't find us attractive. No biggie. It's part of life.
DJDIZASTER wrote:
I joined this site hopefully to make new ''like minded'' friends. But now I know that you are judgemental snobs. And I paid for this membership! Membership? More like outcast.
Really? We sure the hell didn't pay for ours. In fact they paid US!
Might want to calm down there a little bit. Yes, some people don't want to play with single guys. Some do, but want to be in control of who (and how) they are contacted by single males.
I'm not sure what declaring that you "paid" for a membership entitles you to but I do know that losing your shit on the forums isn't the best way to get positive recognition.
Life usually isn't fair, and life as a single male on a swing site isn't necessarily fair either. Heck, when we first started swinging back around the time that Moses was kickin' it in Egypt there WAS no such animal as a single male. We were all "wife swappers" and nobody could really conceive of a single dude trying to get into the party.
You could always find a girl to be your partner in crime and I guarantee that would increase your odds of hooking up by a large percentage. Just a thought.
DJDIZASTER wrote:
I joined this site hopefully to make new ''like minded'' friends. But now I know that you are judgemental snobs. And I paid for this membership! Membership? More like outcast.
So we're all just your whores that you paid for and do what you want with because you paid for a membership??? I hope you didn't use bitcoin to join.