Your wife brings home Yoga blocks and you assume they are knee pads.
My wife asked about the study claiming the average person has 8 sex partners, she asks if that is per year.
I believe it is per session.
You automatically strip naked when you see a hot tub
You wake up in the morning and find that half of the cloths on the floor don’t fit you or your wife.
You bet your wife who can score first with that cute girl.
The term Vanilla isn’t just a flavor to you.
You believe in Unicorns… Because you’ve actually ridden one.
You had already seen pictures of your friends naked before you ever met them in person.
Your spouse asks you if you want to have sex, and your first thought is”With who?”
Your gynecologist wonders why you’re asking for birth control when he knows that your husband has had a vasectomy.
Your choice in new carpeting is heavily based on which type won’t give you rug burns.
You are constantly encouraging your kids to spend the weekend at friends’ houses.
You panic when your friend’s digital camera goes missing.
You leave the kids at home when you go to the toy store.
You take photos of yourself with your head out of the frames, on purpose.
You make bets about how long it will take to “convert” your vanilla friend.
Before introducing them to your visiting family, you pull your friends aside and decide …” Here’s how we know each other…”
Your sexual fantasies never last very long… Because they keep coming true!
You bet your wife who can score first with that cute girl.
The term Vanilla isn’t just a flavor to you.
You believe in Unicorns… Because you’ve actually ridden one.
You had already seen pictures of your friends naked before you ever met them in person.
Your spouse asks you if you want to have sex, and your first thought is”With who?”
Your gynecologist wonders why you’re asking for birth control when he knows that your husband has had a vasectomy.
Your choice in new carpeting is heavily based on which type won’t give you rug burns.
You are constantly encouraging your kids to spend the weekend at friends’ houses.
You panic when your friend’s digital camera goes missing.
You leave the kids at home when you go to the toy store.
You take photos of yourself with your head out of the frames, on purpose.
You make bets about how long it will take to “convert” your vanilla friend.
Before introducing them to your visiting family, you pull your friends aside and decide …” Here’s how we know each other…”
Your sexual fantasies never last very long… Because they keep coming true!
It's the perfect explanations ^^^😁
CLIFFNOTES wrote:
My wife asked about the study claiming the average person has 8 sex partners, she asks if that is per year.
I needed that laugh!
Very Good LIONESS69 
haha. Good shit. If you haven't watched it, look up "Shit Swingers Say" on YouTube. Funny stuff.
haha. Good shit. If you haven't watched it, look up "Shit Swingers Say" on YouTube. Funny stuff.
You ask a girlfriend to teach you: "That thing you do with your tongue that my husband enjoys so much."
Just a few more.
You erase your computer's browser history and cache every time you leave your office.
Half of the numbers on your cell phone are listed only by screen names.
You know most of your friends’ by their first names (Rich & Jen, Frank & Beth) but you don’t know their last names.
You position the computer screen in such a way your children can’t sneak up on you.
You giggle at the golf course when someone asks if they can join you for a foursome.
Just a few more.
You erase your computer's browser history and cache every time you leave your office.
Half of the numbers on your cell phone are listed only by screen names.
You know most of your friends’ by their first names (Rich & Jen, Frank & Beth) but you don’t know their last names.
You position the computer screen in such a way your children can’t sneak up on you.
You giggle at the golf course when someone asks if they can join you for a foursome.
you go on a vacation and tell your friends and family that you can't remember the name of the cruise, the resort or the destination.
When the female half purchases black rings and says, "we should start wearing these".
...when your best buddies or gal pals get to talking after a few shots and someone dares everyone to tell what their "number" is (how many guys or gals you've fucked) and you immediately start to count in your head, and knowing the number will quite possibly be in 3 digits, MINIMUM, start thinking about which MUCH lower number won't make you sound like a total skank/douche.
^THIS
You know you are a swinger if something is wrong with the water!!!
CLIFFNOTES wrote:
My wife asked about the study claiming the average person has 8 sex partners, she asks if that is per year.
And you answer that's probably per night....lol 😂
When you have liquor bottles in your house that have tape with your name on it
When you throw a wild party 😉 and have a vanilla neighbor show up to have a few drinks and ends up closing the party. Next day he says “You guys throw a hell of a party” with a huge grin on his face and a sparkle in his eye!!!
when your cell phone has lots of names without last names and in the notes section, you add their profile name/website.
When you have to make up backstories to explain to your kids, friends, or family how you "met" certain people, why you take so many little overnight "trips" or why you don't have a lot of (any?) photos of your trip to Jamaica or Mexico. 
When you're walking through the mall with your spouse and you both try guessing which couples are swingers