We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time
to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a
culture that values home, family, country and God. If
I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten
my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to
back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit --
that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of
those.
You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to
be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."
You might be a redneck if: You've never protested
about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public
places.
You might be a redneck if: You still say "Christmas"
instead of "Winter Festival."
You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when
someone prays.
You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your
hand over your heart when they play the National
Anthem.
You might be a redneck if: You treat Viet Nam vets
with great respect, and always have.
You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an
American flag.
You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe
and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is
listening.
You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and
expect your kids to do the same.
You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar
to a friend.
God Bless the USA!
to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a
culture that values home, family, country and God. If
I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten
my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to
back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit --
that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of
those.
You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to
be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."
You might be a redneck if: You've never protested
about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public
places.
You might be a redneck if: You still say "Christmas"
instead of "Winter Festival."
You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when
someone prays.
You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your
hand over your heart when they play the National
Anthem.
You might be a redneck if: You treat Viet Nam vets
with great respect, and always have.
You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an
American flag.
You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe
and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is
listening.
You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and
expect your kids to do the same.
You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar
to a friend.
God Bless the USA!
Just wanted to let you know Dave, Your not standing alone
I'm right beside ya, bud
I'm right beside ya, bud
wow she may be a redneck but a very sex and hot looking one. Jim
aint that the truth, thats the way it sould be
LOL,, Don you're such a fucking dumb ass. Stick to the to
the forums that you know something about, like dicks,,
your good at being on of those.
Don the dumb fuck dick head,, That's your new name!!
the forums that you know something about, like dicks,,
your good at being on of those.
Don the dumb fuck dick head,, That's your new name!!
if that is what it means to be a red neck i recon that iam one and dam proud of it
Don it is obvious you don't believe in religion or patriotism and you are entitled to your views. But the other folks here are entitled to theirs too. Why can't you just let folks post without calling them names or belittling their intelligence? Do always have to throw in your negativity and attacke folks you don't agree with? Geez dude let it be.
I am a redneck also I suppose an PROUD of it!! :h
As I read throw this post one more time the way that I read it is that there is no shame to believe in what has been talked about and no matter how much any one my hate the idea. THIS COUNTRY WAS BUILT AND IS STILL PROTETED BY THE SAM VALUES OF HOME, FAMLEY AND GOD so that makes me a read neck so be it
Im from WV.....SO ENJOY the redneck jokes...smiles
awesome jokes we all have a little red neck in us great forum even though DUMDASS( DON JUAN) can not stick to the forum and let thing be,
Way to go Don
You attacked my wife for no reason
now she's in the bedroom crying
I hope you feel like a big man now
you piece of shit
You attacked my wife for no reason
now she's in the bedroom crying
I hope you feel like a big man now
you piece of shit
WEll to make sure I re-read the original post. I see nothing tying religion to militarism. IT does stress that the person posting thinks that it should be OK to believe in God, the ten commandments, respect for vietnam veterans and such. It does not say anything about belittling anyone. Seems to me he was attempting in a humorous way to say that country folk have values that he agrees with. I may not think I am a red neck, although if you use the definition Foxworthy uses it is a person with a delightful lack of sophistication.
To me the original poster is also saying that being politically correct is a pain at times. I agree. Nothing wrong with postman instead of post person.
YEs Don I am expressing my opinion freely and it is great to express what you think. You could have very well said I disagree and left it at that, without having to call anyone an idiot and act as if you are some intellectual snob. Geez lighten up let others have some fun and stop being so hateful. Do you enjoy ruining other's fun? Why? Life is too short. And calling someone a cow is uncalled for. Their response to you was probably not the best but from this and other forums you have brought it on yourself. You have trompted on others posts, turned something meant to be fun into some contest to try to convince others you are so much better and smarter. You have offended people in several posts and as a result they have little patience for your comments. Why don't you leave off and let folks have fun. Stop attacking people. If you disagree, state so and move on, don't impugne someones intelligence or appearance. I would respect someone who could politely disagree and still give people credit, to uplift people instead of running them down.
To me the original poster is also saying that being politically correct is a pain at times. I agree. Nothing wrong with postman instead of post person.
YEs Don I am expressing my opinion freely and it is great to express what you think. You could have very well said I disagree and left it at that, without having to call anyone an idiot and act as if you are some intellectual snob. Geez lighten up let others have some fun and stop being so hateful. Do you enjoy ruining other's fun? Why? Life is too short. And calling someone a cow is uncalled for. Their response to you was probably not the best but from this and other forums you have brought it on yourself. You have trompted on others posts, turned something meant to be fun into some contest to try to convince others you are so much better and smarter. You have offended people in several posts and as a result they have little patience for your comments. Why don't you leave off and let folks have fun. Stop attacking people. If you disagree, state so and move on, don't impugne someones intelligence or appearance. I would respect someone who could politely disagree and still give people credit, to uplift people instead of running them down.
Clay,
If you ever get to the Tampa Bay area, I will show Mrs Clay what a redneck gentleman is and does for such a sexy woman...
Don, are you an alter ego of Clitty Flicker? You seem so much like him, except you are not posting pictures of bi-male activities....
If you ever get to the Tampa Bay area, I will show Mrs Clay what a redneck gentleman is and does for such a sexy woman...
Don, are you an alter ego of Clitty Flicker? You seem so much like him, except you are not posting pictures of bi-male activities....
Sorry you feel I am being obtuse Don but as you said that is your choice. As for the comments not being PC, according to some folks it is not PC to be patriotic, to espouse religious beliefs and for some it is not PC to be considered Red neck. But then I guess you are too busy slamming people to catch the drift.
And as someone eles mentioned you seen content to be an asshole. IT does make one wonder if you and clitty are one and the same with the exception of no bi male pictures. But in one sense I guess you are right about me being obtuse. I cannot for the life of me understand why someone would like to cause the hate and discontent you seem to enjoy stirring up with your comments.
IT is also very obvious you are as obtuse as they come. You don't seem to get that your negative comments are not welcome, your personal attacks are both unwarranted and unnecessary, and that people wish you would leave their comments alone and let them post and have fun. It is also obvious you can't take my comments as how they were meant, as a polite, well stated request to stop this bashing, slamming or what ever you want to call it and stop the spread of anger you are creating.
I do hope you will read this post and heed the request. If not then I guess we will just have to start a campaign where everyone ignores you and doesn't respond to you at all. I really don't care to do that but if you continue as you have there is no real choice.
And as someone eles mentioned you seen content to be an asshole. IT does make one wonder if you and clitty are one and the same with the exception of no bi male pictures. But in one sense I guess you are right about me being obtuse. I cannot for the life of me understand why someone would like to cause the hate and discontent you seem to enjoy stirring up with your comments.
IT is also very obvious you are as obtuse as they come. You don't seem to get that your negative comments are not welcome, your personal attacks are both unwarranted and unnecessary, and that people wish you would leave their comments alone and let them post and have fun. It is also obvious you can't take my comments as how they were meant, as a polite, well stated request to stop this bashing, slamming or what ever you want to call it and stop the spread of anger you are creating.
I do hope you will read this post and heed the request. If not then I guess we will just have to start a campaign where everyone ignores you and doesn't respond to you at all. I really don't care to do that but if you continue as you have there is no real choice.
To JSTJSM I like you comments as well. I have looked at the profile for Clay and have to say Ms Clay looks very pretty and sexy. I am sure she is a wonderful person as well. ANd this Illinois redneck wouldn't mind showing her how a Midwest Gentleman shows a lady a good time. :-)
we are both proud to be rednecks!.......I am just curious we are somewhat new to this site, but have heard all bout "ClittyFlicker" and now it looks like he has come back as "DON" I just have to say...........if he makes comments that are rude, or offensive why dont we all just ignore...(maybe easier said then done at times for people) honestly, everyone is giving him exactly what he wants .....ATTENTION and CONFLICT amongs others. So from one redneck to the other, ignore his ass. Why should we all give him exactly what he is after anywayz he is looken to get everyone in a tizzy so ..........lets all ban together and just ignore him he might not go away but who cares, he just wont have anyone to argue with!!! We love all you rednecks...out there!
we are both proud to be rednecks!.......I am just curious we are somewhat new to this site, but have heard all bout "ClittyFlicker" and now it looks like he has come back as "DON" I just have to say...........if he makes comments that are rude, or offensive why dont we all just ignore...(maybe easier said then done at times for people) honestly, everyone is giving him exactly what he wants .....ATTENTION and CONFLICT amongs others. So from one redneck to the other, ignore his ass. Why should we all give him exactly what he is after anywayz he is looken to get everyone in a tizzy so ..........lets all ban together and just ignore him he might not go away but who cares, he just wont have anyone to argue with!!! We love all you rednecks...out there!
Well said Stich and I agree. :-)