We are going to be creating some super hot Swingular Apparel for sale but we need your help. We're looking for some of the best catch phrases, slogans and captions in regards to sex, swinging, the lifestyle and more. If we select your entry, you will win a t-shirt of your choice with your phrase. Here is an example of what we're looking for:
'I Swing Both Ways'
'Sorry Guys, I Eat Pussy'
Reply with your entries here. Good luck!!
'I Swing Both Ways'
'Sorry Guys, I Eat Pussy'
Reply with your entries here. Good luck!!
We're here for the GANG BANG!
Ask me about the Love Gun
Can you spread, so I can Floss
Ask me about the Love Gun
Can you spread, so I can Floss
"Plays Well With Others"
"I can breathe through my ears"
"I can breathe through my ears"
Here is a few from us I Need A Boy Toy(Wanna Play) Got Milf Please Tell Your Boobs To Stop Staring At My Eyes Mikey's The Big Winner,He Will Eat Anthing It Isn't Going To Suck Itself Yes There Real (Real Expenssive) Hi....You'll Do Three Wise Men??? Are You Serious!!! I'm A Great Fisherman...My Friends Call Me A Master Baiter
Just a few more Cowboys Are Bad Lovers..They Think 8 Seconds Is A Good Ride Remember My Name ..You'll Be Screaming It Later Objects Below Are Larger Than They Appear Attention Drunk Ladies Free Breathalizer Test (Blow Here) Dry Skin? Free Hand Lotion (Pump Here) You Suck....I'll Lick Spank Me Its My Birthday
I Gotta nine inch tongue and blow smoke thew my ears!
"If you suck it, They will cum"
"I cum in peace"
"Wanna make out?"
And this last one is more or less for the rude assholes..Its mean but it makes a point: "Fuck you and 3 people who look like you"
"I cum in peace"
"Wanna make out?"
And this last one is more or less for the rude assholes..Its mean but it makes a point: "Fuck you and 3 people who look like you"
just a few to read ha ha go ahead and send me my shirt
1. let go of my ears I know what Iam doing
2. a little bondage never hurt anyone
3. fresh jugs delivered to your door
4.best if eaten by midnight
5.I kill everything I fuck / I fuck everything I kill
6. no rolex no sex
7.lift this T shirt before taking photos
8. don't laugh this is your girlfriends shirt (in pink) for him
9. this shirt would look great on your bedroom floor
10.shut up and lick it
11. shut up and suck ? bitch
12. my nipples get harder than most guys dicks
13.fuck yes size matters
14. admit it you would go to jail for this
15. I gave up beastiality my first ex wife was a pig / on the back the second was a cow
16. if it wasn't for the divorce I could afford you
1. let go of my ears I know what Iam doing
2. a little bondage never hurt anyone
3. fresh jugs delivered to your door
4.best if eaten by midnight
5.I kill everything I fuck / I fuck everything I kill
6. no rolex no sex
7.lift this T shirt before taking photos
8. don't laugh this is your girlfriends shirt (in pink) for him
9. this shirt would look great on your bedroom floor
10.shut up and lick it
11. shut up and suck ? bitch
12. my nipples get harder than most guys dicks
13.fuck yes size matters
14. admit it you would go to jail for this
15. I gave up beastiality my first ex wife was a pig / on the back the second was a cow
16. if it wasn't for the divorce I could afford you
"Honk if you're horny"
"You cum-plete me"
"Yes they're real... and they're SPECTACULAR!"
"You cum-plete me"
"Yes they're real... and they're SPECTACULAR!"
Amy here, these are a few of my favorites hehe ~!~
"Sharing, its not just courtesy, its a Lifestyle"
"Here, Hold my beer while I fuck your girlfriend"
"Here, hold my beer while I fuck your girlfriend AND your wife!"
"I'm not staring, I'm depositing your image into my Spank Bank for later withdrawl"
"It's not gonna LICK itself..."
"Have condoms....will travel"
"To be With one...ask one"
"Proud Member of the Sybian Sisterhood"
"If she told you Size doesn't matter, she loved you enough to lie to you!!!"
"Sharing, its not just courtesy, its a Lifestyle"
"Here, Hold my beer while I fuck your girlfriend"
"Here, hold my beer while I fuck your girlfriend AND your wife!"
"I'm not staring, I'm depositing your image into my Spank Bank for later withdrawl"
"It's not gonna LICK itself..."
"Have condoms....will travel"
"To be With one...ask one"
"Proud Member of the Sybian Sisterhood"
"If she told you Size doesn't matter, she loved you enough to lie to you!!!"
I would rather be doing your girlfriend !!!!
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We tell our children to share. Let's go practice what we preach.
1. wanna swap
2. swap this
3. wifeswapper
4. wanna swing
5. swing this
6. i'll fuck you girl if you fuck my girl
7. i'll fuck your man if you want to fuck my man
the last two can be changed to say wife, husband, next door neighbor....
2. swap this
3. wifeswapper
4. wanna swing
5. swing this
6. i'll fuck you girl if you fuck my girl
7. i'll fuck your man if you want to fuck my man
the last two can be changed to say wife, husband, next door neighbor....
Really it's NOT swapping, It's sharing
I TRI
wanna cum play?
let's be wicked
wanna cum play?
let's be wicked
Cowgirls want more than a 10 second ride 
Safe Sex = Padded Headboard
My fave that i have never seen on a tshirt, and it would sell great at clubs .or party places.............Lesbian in Training----Seeking Tuters.....(add a big set of lips with a tongue licking)
you peeps are funny, there are some really good ones there! lmao
more more we need more :m
more more we need more :m
do you know where my panties are?
Nice shoes!! Wanna Fuck?
B.I.T.C.H.
blowjobs!,interested?,tasty?,charmed?,horny?...wanna sample?
Good girls blow,Nice girls swallow
Sharing is caring,what say I share your *hubby,wife,gf/bf* (whatever works)
Have tongue will travel
B.I.T.C.H.
blowjobs!,interested?,tasty?,charmed?,horny?...wanna sample?
Good girls blow,Nice girls swallow
Sharing is caring,what say I share your *hubby,wife,gf/bf* (whatever works)
Have tongue will travel
If you only knew.
For those who want more.
A swinging good time.
It's not where you swing. It's who you swing with.
Many happy returns.
Bright eyed and bushy tailed.
I'll swing for you!
Keep your pecker up!
Let the cat out of the bag.
Make him an offer he can't refuse.
Cocktails first. Questions later.
Wait, i'm gonna do my thing with the thing.
To the ladies!
Chaste makes waste.
Wild women don't get the blues.
For those who want more.
A swinging good time.
It's not where you swing. It's who you swing with.
Many happy returns.
Bright eyed and bushy tailed.
I'll swing for you!
Keep your pecker up!
Let the cat out of the bag.
Make him an offer he can't refuse.
Cocktails first. Questions later.
Wait, i'm gonna do my thing with the thing.
To the ladies!
Chaste makes waste.
Wild women don't get the blues.
We really like "Sharing, its not just courtesy, its a Lifestyle!", It's not where you swing, It's who you swing with and I Swing Both Ways!
Cynthia and Chris
Cynthia and Chris
I still like this one ..............
brain storming here...
Swingers do it together.
Swingers play together.
Silly rabit, sex is for fun.
We play together, wanna join?
Have strap-on and know how to use it.
Be nice and I'll show you my toy-box.
We're open and loving it.
blah blah blah....
Hubby's favorite line is "nice shoes wanna fuck?"
That's it for me
-Mrs. Curious
Swingers do it together.
Swingers play together.
Silly rabit, sex is for fun.
We play together, wanna join?
Have strap-on and know how to use it.
Be nice and I'll show you my toy-box.
We're open and loving it.
blah blah blah....
Hubby's favorite line is "nice shoes wanna fuck?"
That's it for me
-Mrs. Curious
Instead of the old..."oh her..she's my sister"...
"oh her..she's cool with it"
"oh her..she's cool with it"
Just a few from us...
"Don't worry, we share our toys"
"Sharing is caring, but fucking is better"
"Damn, she's hot... wanna swap?!" (Vice Versa for the women)
"I love animals, can I pet your pussy?!"
"You must like to watch because you were just staring at my..." (Get it, the shirt would be right across the girls tits)
Derek & Felicia
"Don't worry, we share our toys"
"Sharing is caring, but fucking is better"
"Damn, she's hot... wanna swap?!" (Vice Versa for the women)
"I love animals, can I pet your pussy?!"
"You must like to watch because you were just staring at my..." (Get it, the shirt would be right across the girls tits)
Derek & Felicia
If the house is a-swingin' don't bother ringin'!
Front of shirt--- a pic of a tiger with the words,"bigs cats are dangerous"
Back------------ a pic of a kitten with the words, "but a little pussy won't hurt anyone"
Back------------ a pic of a kitten with the words, "but a little pussy won't hurt anyone"
I posted this in another thread...
His: I <3 group sex
Hers: Me too :P
His: I <3 group sex
Hers: Me too :P
Wow, there are some really good ones in here. Don